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Garfield on 1st October 2005
1st October 2005

One thing about cats... They're very curious animals. And why is that, Garfield? Don't know, don't care.

Garfield on 2nd October 2005
2nd October 2005

PSSSHHHFFFFFT sluuuck

Garfield on 3rd October 2005
3rd October 2005

** DING-DONG Pavlov's cat.

Garfield on 4th October 2005
4th October 2005

It's a cruel world! BOOT! That's where I'm placing the blame, anyway.

Garfield on 5th October 2005
5th October 2005

Ellen, I just wanted you to know...I already HAVE a date for friday! YES, a mammal! Go easy on her, she's really hurting.

Garfield on 6th October 2005
6th October 2005

My peanut butter cups! MY mid-morning, post-breakfast, pre-nap snack.

Garfield on 7th October 2005
7th October 2005

Bad date, Garfield. She was a mime. What does this mean? Some things are best left unsaid.

Garfield on 8th October 2005
8th October 2005

Is that a canary feather? Not anymore.

Garfield on 9th October 2005
9th October 2005

LICK poo

Garfield on 10th October 2005
10th October 2005

I saw THE cutest girl in the supermarket today...she was so... Do you even care? Only if you remembered to buy the donuts.

Garfield on 11th October 2005
11th October 2005

I saw THE cutest girl at the bowling alley today. She was working at the snack bar. I've never eaten so many (burp) nachos in my life. I'll bet *I* have.

Garfield on 12th October 2005
12th October 2005

I saw that cute perfume tester girl at the mall again. I asked her if she wanted to go to Wienerworld in her break. Then she hosed me with "Eau de Sauerkraut". Goes well with wieners.

Garfield on 13th October 2005
13th October 2005

I saw THE cutest girl in the kissing booth at the fair today. So I bought her whole roll of tickets... Then she went on break and Delores the Wonder Chimp stepped in for her. Is that banana on your breath?

Garfield on 14th October 2005
14th October 2005

What's that, Heidi? You hate me with every fiber of your being? That may not be a good sign. Depending on how many fibers her being has.

Garfield on 15th October 2005
15th October 2005

GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF SNARF GULP! BURRRRP You're disgusting. pat pat pat Disgusting and content.

Garfield on 16th October 2005
16th October 2005

HOOP! -

Garfield on 17th October 2005
17th October 2005

Pillow, please.

Garfield on 18th October 2005
18th October 2005

If you think I'm throwing it back, you're nuts!

Garfield on 19th October 2005
19th October 2005

What a day! I thought it would never end. And just whose fault is that? I took several naps and it zipped right away.

Garfield on 20th October 2005
20th October 2005

You'd have to slow the comic strip WAY down to see that.

Garfield on 21st October 2005
21st October 2005

Where's the fish? On vacation. Oh, look. He sent you a postcard!

Garfield on 22nd October 2005
22nd October 2005

I think I'll bat that ball of yarn. CLONK! OW! I had a big lunch.

Garfield on 23rd October 2005
23rd October 2005

WHUMP!

Garfield on 24th October 2005
24th October 2005

I'm a mean dog! But everybody LOVES you! I'm a failure. Who's mean now?

Garfield on 25th October 2005
25th October 2005

Beware Of The Dog *Breath!* Now THAT hurts. Mint?

Garfield on 26th October 2005
26th October 2005

Sorry. It just doesn't work. Really? Can you be more specific? Well... The ruffles are all wrong. Beware of the Dog

Garfield on 27th October 2005
27th October 2005

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Very impressive. Why, thank you! My new CD is available in the lobby! What IS this world coming to?!

Garfield on 28th October 2005
28th October 2005

Why don't you leave? Okay. Boy, to think of all the time I wasted barking.

Garfield on 29th October 2005
29th October 2005

My chain broke! I'm free! I'm free to...uh... ...uh... Dogs don't handle change well.

Garfield on 30th October 2005
30th October 2005

I'm going to scare Jon. Heeey, that's a great look for you! It is? Just super! But it NEEDS something... Ah! Here it is! You're not taking me seriously, are you? Perfect!

Garfield on 31st October 2005
31st October 2005

This is a warm moment, isn't it? Sure. A man and his cat. Whatever. I didn't say you could touch me.

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