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Garfield on 1st November 2005
1st November 2005

I had a bad haircut. Two wrongs don't make a right, pal!

Garfield on 2nd November 2005
2nd November 2005

You can't fool me. What? You're up to something. No, I'm not. But now I feel obligated. KICK

Garfield on 3rd November 2005
3rd November 2005

BIP BIP BOOP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP Welcome to Luigi's Pizza...if you'd like a pizza, touch one... How can a number wear off of a keypad? Touching it 10,000 times might do the trick.

Garfield on 4th November 2005
4th November 2005

Thelma Lou Lickspittle! I wonder if she ever got married? For her sake, I sure hope so.

Garfield on 5th November 2005
5th November 2005

GARFIELD! Let's hear it for flocked wallpaper.

Garfield on 6th November 2005
6th November 2005

BARK -

Garfield on 7th November 2005
7th November 2005

Tonight, on "Snack and Chat," we have with us the world's largest woman. So, Ma'am, to what do you attribute your size? You gotta finish that? I'm going to have to start a fan club.

Garfield on 8th November 2005
8th November 2005

And what is your special talent, sir? I play the saw. ** * ** * *** Whoops. *BWONG* SLAP OW! Is there a carpenter in the house?

Garfield on 9th November 2005
9th November 2005

Welcome to "Rice is Nice!" The cooking show where ALL we cook is rice...on EVERY show... Is that UNDERSTOOD?! Sounds like SOMEone could use a cheeseburger.

Garfield on 10th November 2005
10th November 2005

Oh, Marie! I could never live without you! Nor I you, Ted! Let's get married! Oooookaaay...let me just check my schedule... MUHWEE! COME MACK! COME MACK! MUHWEE! It's tough to talk with a day planner in your nose.

Garfield on 11th November 2005
11th November 2005

Next, on "Most Amazing Police Chases"... Stop. Okay. That IS amazing.

Garfield on 12th November 2005
12th November 2005

My next guest is a big rock. THUD Thanks for dropping in. Gooood-bye.

Garfield on 13th November 2005
13th November 2005

grumble Time for a midnight snack. chomp chew chomp chew GULP GULP BURP! Whoops. Ate the bulb again.

Garfield on 14th November 2005
14th November 2005

I have a smart alarm clock. It had the good sense not to get me up early. Your alarm clock is eating your breakfast.

Garfield on 15th November 2005
15th November 2005

Hey, Odie! Fetch the stick! A little quick on the draw there, aren't we, trigger?

Garfield on 16th November 2005
16th November 2005

YAWN zzzzz I swallowed a fly! Come onnnnn, dessert!

Garfield on 17th November 2005
17th November 2005

What a nice day. But they never last. Stupid nice day.

Garfield on 18th November 2005
18th November 2005

People with pets tend to live longer. That's hard to believe. Boy, tamper with a guy's brakes just once and you're marked for life!

Garfield on 19th November 2005
19th November 2005

Question: is everything better with melted cheese on it? I have a missing sweatsock. Anser: "No".

Garfield on 20th November 2005
20th November 2005

THONK -

Garfield on 21st November 2005
21st November 2005

Who wants pizza? What are you doing? My today-really-stunk-until-this-moment dance.

Garfield on 22nd November 2005
22nd November 2005

I'd like an extra large pizza with triple toppings of everything. Yes...I'm the guy with the cat. Yes...I'll leave the money on the driveway. Wimps.

Garfield on 23rd November 2005
23rd November 2005

How about pizza again tonight? What? I've never loved you more than at this very moment.

Garfield on 24th November 2005
24th November 2005

PUT THE TURKEY BACK! I was just taking it for a walk.

Garfield on 25th November 2005
25th November 2005

Garfield, what's a five-letter word for "a flat bread dough covered with tomato sauce, cheese, herbs, meat, and various... You dial. You order. beep boop boop.

Garfield on 26th November 2005
26th November 2005

I'd like to travel the world. What a wonderful ambition, Jon! I say, go for it! And bring back a pizza!

Garfield on 27th November 2005
27th November 2005

Dog origami.

Garfield on 28th November 2005
28th November 2005

The first snowflake! YESSSSS! Hot chocolate season is here!

Garfield on 29th November 2005
29th November 2005

Christmas may not be able to get here fast enough... WHUMP But WINTER sure can.

Garfield on 30th November 2005
30th November 2005

Garfield...Santa Claus is coming to town! Really? He can share MY room!

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