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Garfield on 1st May 2005
1st May 2005

Sigh... Well, Jon went up to fix the leaky roof again... Who knows why our roof leaks... Maybe our shingles are cracked... Or warped... WHUMP! ...but I strongly suspect they're loose. Mommy...

Garfield on 2nd May 2005
2nd May 2005

Well, well, you're finally up! Do you realize you slept for 23 straight hours? * And I can do without the little victory dance!!

Garfield on 3rd May 2005
3rd May 2005

Dogs. Dogs can look busy even when they're doing nothing.

Garfield on 4th May 2005
4th May 2005

You'd never lie to me, would you? WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Of course not.

Garfield on 5th May 2005
5th May 2005

Beware Of The Dog Grrrr That sign was somewhat underestimated.

Garfield on 6th May 2005
6th May 2005

I asked that cute librarian out again today. And?... She told me to be quiet and fined me. I'm sure it was long overdue.

Garfield on 7th May 2005
7th May 2005

Injuries are something we athletes have to live with. Got a paper cut playing chess by mail.

Garfield on 8th May 2005
8th May 2005

click I love this show. It always has a happy ending. *ding See? Cookies are done.

Garfield on 9th May 2005
9th May 2005

Women... Where's mine?! Most likely in hiding.

Garfield on 10th May 2005
10th May 2005

Bad date, Garfield. We went to a petting zoo... And a goat ate my pants. Nice teddy bear boxers.

Garfield on 11th May 2005
11th May 2005

Bad date, Garfield. We went to a fancy french restaurant. And I ordered her a tennis shoe souffle. Properly prepared, they're really quite tasty.

Garfield on 12th May 2005
12th May 2005

Bad date, Garfield. We went sailing. Ever had a mizzenmast stuck up your No, and let's talk about anything else right now.

Garfield on 13th May 2005
13th May 2005

Bad date, Garfield. We went to the fair and I ate four chili-cheese dogs. Then we rode the screaming weevil. Hey! I'm having breakfast here!

Garfield on 14th May 2005
14th May 2005

Bad date, Garfield. She left in the middle of the meal with the valet parking guy. In my car. Ouch.

Garfield on 15th May 2005
15th May 2005

You know, Garfield, sometimes I feel like a failure. Maybe I could have made better decisions in my life. Jon, you decided to have pets who love you... So you can never be a failure. pat pat Now, this self-pity thing isn't going todelay dinner, is it?

Garfield on 16th May 2005
16th May 2005

You know... It's not the size of the nap that counts... -it's howmany you can squeeze into an afternoon.

Garfield on 17th May 2005
17th May 2005

So much for home barbering. I thought I did a pretty good job.

Garfield on 18th May 2005
18th May 2005

Excuse me. Have you seen my uncle Dave? Perhaps. What does he taste like?

Garfield on 19th May 2005
19th May 2005

The simple act of sitting in a chair... ...Odie... Not even a whisper of a clue.

Garfield on 20th May 2005
20th May 2005

I'm a lonely guy, Garfield. Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely... -lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely...

Garfield on 21st May 2005
21st May 2005

Here's a pet survey, Garfield. "What is your pet's most endearing feature?" Hmmm... I never killed anything that wasn't sick.

Garfield on 22nd May 2005
22nd May 2005

rrrrr grrrrr rrrrr phew! pant pant yip! yip! yip! It's the old garden-hose-comes-to-life gag.

Garfield on 23rd May 2005
23rd May 2005

Hello? Mrs. Feeny? He did what? Well, that doesn't sound too bad. Ah, but the day is young.

Garfield on 24th May 2005
24th May 2005

* RIIINNG Hello, Mrs. Feeny. How are you? She's NOT fine! I kinda figured that.

Garfield on 25th May 2005
25th May 2005

That was Mrs. Feeny. Although she was kind of hard to understand. I think she said she wanted her dentures back. She'll have to arm wrestle my sock puppet for them.

Garfield on 26th May 2005
26th May 2005

* RIIINNG * RIIINNG * RIIINNG I'm not going to answer that. You'd better. Mrs. Feeny's on her cell phone in the front yard.

Garfield on 27th May 2005
27th May 2005

That was Mrs. Feeny. Yeeeees? What's all this about her chihuahua and papier-mache? Let's just say the mummy lives.

Garfield on 28th May 2005
28th May 2005

SLAM! Never flirt with a touchy grocery checker. I notice she double-bagged you.

Garfield on 29th May 2005
29th May 2005

STOP! The cook lost his cell phone! ** ** That would explain the ringing in my ears.

Garfield on 30th May 2005
30th May 2005

You know... I'd give anything to know what's going on inside that head of yours. Hmm. 500 pounds of lasagna oughta do it. You're drooling.

Garfield on 31st May 2005
31st May 2005

I'm headed out. So? I'm going downtown. Who cares? To get cat food. I miss you already, buddy!

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