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Garfield on 1st March 2005
1st March 2005

Z Hammock.

Garfield on 2nd March 2005
2nd March 2005

I hate humidity. No kidding.

Garfield on 3rd March 2005
3rd March 2005

Is that a chain? I've put on a little weight, okay?

Garfield on 4th March 2005
4th March 2005

All hail! I am king of the spiders! SMACK! I might have been more impressed if I were a spider as well. Good point.

Garfield on 5th March 2005
5th March 2005

Wouldn't you like to be like your old man when you grow up, son? SMACK! Gee, I wonder what mom's up to?

Garfield on 6th March 2005
6th March 2005

I've gained weight. Now I've lost it... Now I've gained it again! And I lost it again! NOW IT'S BACK!!! YAAAAHHH! That's for not changing my batteries, lardo!

Garfield on 7th March 2005
7th March 2005

You think I'm pretty stupid, don't you? Why are you looking at me like that? This is the stare of agreement.

Garfield on 8th March 2005
8th March 2005

GOTTA DANCE! WAAHHH CRASH I guess that sounds better than "Gotta fall down".

Garfield on 9th March 2005
9th March 2005

Bad ear day.

Garfield on 10th March 2005
10th March 2005

tap tap tap tap YAAAHHH! I CAN'T STAND THE BOREDOM! It seems fond of you!

Garfield on 11th March 2005
11th March 2005

Hello. YAAAAHHH! All I said was, "Hello". YAAAAHHH!

Garfield on 12th March 2005
12th March 2005

You have tuna on your breath. Oh, yeah. GULP

Garfield on 13th March 2005
13th March 2005

boink boink boink boink boink boink bonk SPLAT! Heh heh heh

Garfield on 14th March 2005
14th March 2005

Snails are slow. You take that back.

Garfield on 15th March 2005
15th March 2005

Do you snails ever leave your shells? For only two reasons... And what are they? Fire drills and skinny.dipping.

Garfield on 16th March 2005
16th March 2005

I guess I'll park it here for tonight. Would you mind hooking me up? Not at all. Air conditioning.

Garfield on 17th March 2005
17th March 2005

It's been nice visiting with you, Mr. Snail, but I have to leave. Me too. Say, you're faster than you look. Back at you.

Garfield on 18th March 2005
18th March 2005

Boy, snails have it good. They can retreat into their shells, shut out the world, and sleep away. I should be so lucky.

Garfield on 19th March 2005
19th March 2005


Garfield on 20th March 2005
20th March 2005

Garfield on 21st March 2005
21st March 2005

Hey! Where did my lunch go?! BURP Oh, yeah.

Garfield on 22nd March 2005
22nd March 2005

Uh-oh. Lunch doesn't agree wit hbreakfast. They're battling it out... BURP -and lunch wins.

Garfield on 23rd March 2005
23rd March 2005

I finished gnawing the furniture. Now I'm off to eat some cheese and then to chew on socks. Garfield... I'm on it, Jon. Pace yourself!

Garfield on 24th March 2005
24th March 2005

Bark What? BARK What? BARK! Well there's no need to yell.

Garfield on 25th March 2005
25th March 2005

Ellen, if you hand up on me, you'll break my heart. CLICK Nowww we wait for the guilt to set in. And wait...and wait...and wait...

Garfield on 26th March 2005
26th March 2005

I always find it amazing how cats can stare out into space for hours on end. Z

Garfield on 27th March 2005
27th March 2005

A lone donut! Aren't you going to eat that? Not yet. I'm waiting for the rest of the herd to return.

Garfield on 28th March 2005
28th March 2005

Nothing makes sense anymore! My world is spinning out of control! Here. Salvation!

Garfield on 29th March 2005
29th March 2005

That's breakfast, lunch, and dinner... Oh...and a couple of snacks! Now all I have to do is chew! You're disgusting.

Garfield on 30th March 2005
30th March 2005

The mighty hunter stalks his prey. He circles and closes in upwind... He singles out the weakest taco...

Garfield on 31st March 2005
31st March 2005

You can't always get what you want. I can, but you can't.

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