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Garfield on 1st June 2005
1st June 2005

Sometimes I'm wondering what you're thinking, Odie. Obviously, that makes two of us.

Garfield on 2nd June 2005
2nd June 2005

Oh, well... SO much for weed whacking. You missed a spot over thare.

Garfield on 3rd June 2005
3rd June 2005

DING DONG * YAAAAHHH! THAT'S another pizza delivery guy who's never coming back! jingle jingle Sure he will. I've got his car keys.

Garfield on 4th June 2005
4th June 2005

Hi, Ellen? It's Jon. click I wonder what's on TV tonight. Already made the popcorn and poured the sodas.

Garfield on 5th June 2005
5th June 2005

You know... There's an old adage... That pets are people too... Hey, Garfield! Check this out. I'm Turrrkey man! And I couldn't be more insulted.

Garfield on 6th June 2005
6th June 2005

Create a whole new you in just six weeks! Call now! Operators are standing by! click Why would I want to create a whole new me? Then I'd just have to share...

Garfield on 7th June 2005
7th June 2005

This is a test... This is only a test... What is the capital of North Dakota? This IS a test!

Garfield on 8th June 2005
8th June 2005

And now, with the overture to the opera "Carmen"... We give you Wanda Mae Throttlebottom... -and her amazing knee cymbals! I have got to learn to read.

Garfield on 9th June 2005
9th June 2005

My first guest tonight needs no introduction. -

Garfield on 10th June 2005
10th June 2005

And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure... -Ida Mae Stepstool and her yodeling pig! Whoa! * Yodel-odell-odell-odell-ayy-EEE-oooooh. The pig looks better in lederhosen than Ida Mae does.

Garfield on 11th June 2005
11th June 2005

Did you miss me? Yes, I did, Jon. In fact... I wasn't done missing you. Would you mind leaving again?

Garfield on 12th June 2005
12th June 2005

FLOP Odie can't count to three, so he just spins until he passes out. Z

Garfield on 13th June 2005
13th June 2005

I don't mind birthdays. I really don't. It's the AGING thing that curdles my cheese.

Garfield on 14th June 2005
14th June 2005

I'm going to be 27. You'd think I'd be older and wiser by now. You'd think.

Garfield on 15th June 2005
15th June 2005

Looks like you have another birthday creeping up on you. At my age, birthdays don't creep anymore... They just burst through the door and march right in.

Garfield on 16th June 2005
16th June 2005

27...where do the years go? If only I could turn back the hands of time... And take all thos enaps all over again.

Garfield on 17th June 2005
17th June 2005

I hear you're having a birthday? What should I get an old geezer like you? How about a coaster with legs? Very clever.

Garfield on 18th June 2005
18th June 2005

Are you really turning 27 on sunday? Yes, I am. Wow...27. HEY...I...THINK...THAT'S...GREAT!!

Garfield on 19th June 2005
19th June 2005

Sigh... Another birthday. This one's number 27... And that's pretty old for a cat. If only there were something I could do... You're walking backwards. It's only a theory, but it just might work.

Garfield on 20th June 2005
20th June 2005

Welcome to my planet. Feel free to give me things! Gum massager? Edible things.

Garfield on 21st June 2005
21st June 2005

Garfield. ZIP? Yes? Stunned him.

Garfield on 22nd June 2005
22nd June 2005

POP Hey! That's MY gum!

Garfield on 23rd June 2005
23rd June 2005

YAAAAH! Spider web.

Garfield on 24th June 2005
24th June 2005

Ellen, I have a cold. I thought you might like to feed me some soup. That's not what spoons are for, Ellen. Ouch.

Garfield on 25th June 2005
25th June 2005

Beware of Beware of Dog Sign Weird. BEWARE OF DOG

Garfield on 26th June 2005
26th June 2005

Garfield on 27th June 2005
27th June 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, man's best friend... Dog! Better you than me.

Garfield on 28th June 2005
28th June 2005

Fetch the stick, Odie! CLONK! Or let it hit you in the head...that works for me, too!

Garfield on 29th June 2005
29th June 2005

I took Odie for a walk as a favor to you... And came back without him.. As a favor to me.

Garfield on 30th June 2005
30th June 2005

It's Super Odie! I think the cape goes in the back, Super.

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