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Garfield on 1st July 2005
1st July 2005

In answer to your many letters... BOOT Yes... CRASH! Odie does do all his own stunts!

Garfield on 2nd July 2005
2nd July 2005

I wonder how dogs remember where they bury bones? I suspected as much.

Garfield on 3rd July 2005
3rd July 2005

Wow! The world's biggest cookie! -and the world's biggest can of sardines! And the world's biggest loaf of garlic bread! And the world's biggest bowl of five-alarm chili! BURRRRP!!! What would you like for breakfast? The world'sbiggest antacid.

Garfield on 4th July 2005
4th July 2005

Are you EVER getting up?! Gimme a break. I'm sleepy, not psychic.

Garfield on 5th July 2005
5th July 2005

You're collecting dust. It's just my little way of keeping busy.

Garfield on 6th July 2005
6th July 2005

Garfield, I', worried about you. How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life? He's just jealous that I HAVE a life to do nothing with.

Garfield on 7th July 2005
7th July 2005

Garfield, a fly! Don't move a muscle! Now THERE was a totally unnecessary sentence. Just get the fly.

Garfield on 8th July 2005
8th July 2005

Eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating... I wish *I* could be a cat! Oh, very well. Leave a resume, and I'll get back to you later.

Garfield on 9th July 2005
9th July 2005

The weekend is here... You can relax now. I'll try it just this once.

Garfield on 10th July 2005
10th July 2005

Don't even think about it! Odie...you... I've endured you abuse long enough, fat boy! poke poke POOF Whew! It was just a bad dream. -

Garfield on 11th July 2005
11th July 2005

Garfield, I'd like your attention for a moment. You git it. -

Garfield on 12th July 2005
12th July 2005

Don't let ANYone ever tell you that's not fun!

Garfield on 13th July 2005
13th July 2005

What's wrong with you? My brain is stuck in HICCUP. You are weird.

Garfield on 14th July 2005
14th July 2005

You're not so tough. YAAAH! Like, how tough do you have to be?

Garfield on 15th July 2005
15th July 2005

Jon, you should travel more. SHOVE THUD! He's visiting Thudland.!

Garfield on 16th July 2005
16th July 2005

STOP THAT! Consider it put on my to-do list.

Garfield on 17th July 2005
17th July 2005

Sometimes I like to just walk around the house... And look at all the things I've achieved... Yeees. It's nice to know you're making a difference!

Garfield on 18th July 2005
18th July 2005

You don't REALLY love me! Yes I do! Oh, NO you don't! Um... -line? Don't you just love reality shows?

Garfield on 19th July 2005
19th July 2005

Hey, how'd you like ABS like THIS? EAT something!!!

Garfield on 20th July 2005
20th July 2005

Mulroony, I've heard there is a tribe of headshrinkers in this jungle. Are you aware of that? yes, sir, i am. He's gonna need a smaller pit helmet.

Garfield on 21st July 2005
21st July 2005

Bob, we've only got 3 seconds before the bomb explodes! Cut the red wire, not the green one! Bernice, there's something I've always wanted to tell you... Yes? ...I'm color-blind. Bye-bye, Bob and Bernice.

Garfield on 22nd July 2005
22nd July 2005

The court calls Gouda May Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle to the stand. Be seated, Mrs. Freegenweegenswallodribbenfraxenlaxenismabittle. Please state your name.

Garfield on 23rd July 2005
23rd July 2005

I hate cats. Hate them. Hate, hate, hate them! I think I met that guy.

Garfield on 24th July 2005
24th July 2005

Garfield on 25th July 2005
25th July 2005

You look like you're in as good a mood as I am! Yes, I am, Jon. Did you take the last cookie too?

Garfield on 26th July 2005
26th July 2005

Well, I guess I'll go mow the lawn. As soon as I reassemble the mower! Wrench?

Garfield on 27th July 2005
27th July 2005

Beware of the Dog PITY the Dog

Garfield on 28th July 2005
28th July 2005

It's my birthday. BURP! Sorry, I didn't have time to wrap it.

Garfield on 29th July 2005
29th July 2005

Garfield on 30th July 2005
30th July 2005

What time is it? It's snack time!

Garfield on 31st July 2005
31st July 2005

Sigh I'm bored. What to do... What to do?... How about a nap? Saaay...how ABOUT a nap? How about a NAP?!! Nuts. Now I'm so excited.

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