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Garfield on 1st February 2005
1st February 2005

Hey! You're the cat who ate my brother! You're the cat who ate my two brothers! I love this family!

Garfield on 2nd February 2005
2nd February 2005

COUGH! HACK! COUGH! HACK Whoa! Did you eve rhave a canary go down the wrong pipe? You're disgusting.

Garfield on 3rd February 2005
3rd February 2005

This decoy isn't working.

Garfield on 4th February 2005
4th February 2005

You must think birds aren't very observant. On average, two out of three of them aren't.

Garfield on 5th February 2005
5th February 2005

I am a songbird. I bring joy to all who hear me. And to some who don't.

Garfield on 6th February 2005
6th February 2005

pack pack pack roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll Uh... Break out the paper cones and the strawberry syrup!

Garfield on 7th February 2005
7th February 2005

Bring me food! You ate all the food. Bring me a mint!

Garfield on 8th February 2005
8th February 2005

sniff sniff sniff Odir is on the trail of somethin. THUD The wall.

Garfield on 9th February 2005
9th February 2005

Hello, Luigi's? I'd like to order a smal llLARGE Pizza to go. A leg hair.

Garfield on 10th February 2005
10th February 2005

*snap* *snap* Yes? Scratch my nose.

Garfield on 11th February 2005
11th February 2005

Mary only dates compassionate guys. I have to do something kind... I could give someone a pedicure! Step away from the cat.

Garfield on 12th February 2005
12th February 2005

Rain. THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! Stop banging your head against the wall!

Garfield on 13th February 2005
13th February 2005

Garfield on 14th February 2005
14th February 2005

I hope you don't mind me saying... But I think you're swell. Aw, shucks. Now what?

Garfield on 15th February 2005
15th February 2005

I love ya, buddy! Me, I'm just being a phony!

Garfield on 16th February 2005
16th February 2005

Nobody is nicer than I am! Oh, once there was someone... ...but I took care of thet.

Garfield on 17th February 2005
17th February 2005

I'm better than you! Huzzah.

Garfield on 18th February 2005
18th February 2005

You're awfully impressed with yourself, aren't you? Yes, we are.

Garfield on 19th February 2005
19th February 2005

I'm staring yt you! Who can blame you?

Garfield on 20th February 2005
20th February 2005

* Out of my way, bozo. I said step aside, Clyde! Very well, I'll just stand here until you move. Garfield! It's been days! Where have you been? Waiting for a guy to melt.

Garfield on 21st February 2005
21st February 2005

sniff sniff sniff sniff Ahhhh...the smell of burning goats. Jon's turned the furnace on.

Garfield on 22nd February 2005
22nd February 2005

OKAY, GUYS, THE COAST IS CLEAR! Advance scout.

Garfield on 23rd February 2005
23rd February 2005

I love winter. FWUMP -about this much.

Garfield on 24th February 2005
24th February 2005

Look, Jon! I built a snowcat! What's that? Well, what do you know! I believe he hacked up a snowball.

Garfield on 25th February 2005
25th February 2005

The forecast calls for a really bad blizzard today. Great. Now I'll be stuck here till the snowplows come.

Garfield on 26th February 2005
26th February 2005

Someday it will warm up. And you will melt into a puddle of water. Nevertheless, I wouldn't mind a sweater today.

Garfield on 27th February 2005
27th February 2005

High five. SLAP OIOIOING! -

Garfield on 28th February 2005
28th February 2005

Oooh! You must be the cat with the rolled-up newspaper! SMACK I thought he was one of those urban legends.

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