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Garfield on 1st December 2005
1st December 2005

- Ah nee ah gwass ub wadda. - Guess who's been licking Christmas card envelopes all day? Wadda...

Garfield on 2nd December 2005
2nd December 2005

* Ah, the first Christmas carol of the season. - It's hard to believe that in just three short weeks... ** - * I'm gonna be SICK of that sucker.

Garfield on 3rd December 2005
3rd December 2005

I have to let Santa know...have you been good or bad this year? - Good! - Aside from the incessant, compulsive lying.

Garfield on 4th December 2005
4th December 2005

been a paragon of virtue, a shining example...indeed, a role model and ispiration to cats everywhere. - ...across this great land of ours...not to mention the entire universe! - If you're gonna lie, lie big!

Garfield on 5th December 2005
5th December 2005

- - If Santa brings me what I want, he gets the hat back.

Garfield on 6th December 2005
6th December 2005

Christmas is coming. - - For those of you unable to take a big, fat hint.

Garfield on 7th December 2005
7th December 2005

- - Burp

Garfield on 8th December 2005
8th December 2005

Awww... - You look like you could use some Christmas cheer! - If I live to be a hundred, I will still never understand cats.

Garfield on 9th December 2005
9th December 2005

I finally found the perfect Christmas stocking. - HEY! - Who nailed my waders to the mantle?! We're talking quantity, not quality here.

Garfield on 10th December 2005
10th December 2005

SLAM So, how did caroling go? - I swallowed my pitch pipe. That's my Jon... - Ever the showman! *

Garfield on 11th December 2005
11th December 2005

- - - - DONK DONK DONK - - DONK! OW! Okay! We'll get a real one!

Garfield on 12th December 2005
12th December 2005

Hey, everybody... - It's the holiday season! - Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?

Garfield on 13th December 2005
13th December 2005

- pull - CHA-CHING *

Garfield on 14th December 2005
14th December 2005

- * kiss - Self-service.

Garfield on 15th December 2005
15th December 2005

- - Have Pity

Garfield on 16th December 2005
16th December 2005

- CHOMP -

Garfield on 17th December 2005
17th December 2005

It's time for Christmas cookies! ...do you HEAR me?! - - I GOTTA learn how to talk. Y'know, we should bake some Christmas cookies.

Garfield on 18th December 2005
18th December 2005

Sigh... - Bacon and eggs... - Pencil and paper... - Peas and carrots... - Yin and yang... - Peanut butter and jelly... - Christmas and cookies... I'll start the oven.

Garfield on 19th December 2005
19th December 2005

Hey, Odie, look at this! - Jon's baking Christmas cookies! -

Garfield on 20th December 2005
20th December 2005

Mrs. Feeny sent us another fruitcake this year. - It looks exactly like the one she sent us last year. - But we threw that one away... - I'll get the mallet and wooden stake.

Garfield on 21st December 2005
21st December 2005

Happy holiday, cats! - SMACK! - GIFT WRAP?! Fa-la-lah, baby.

Garfield on 22nd December 2005
22nd December 2005

Now back to "Enos Gumalot, The Elevator Operator Who Saved Christmas". - * ding Merry Christmas, Santa... - What floor, please? Roof. You da MAN, Enos.

Garfield on 23rd December 2005
23rd December 2005

The stockings are hung...the milk and cookies have been put out... - - The milk and cookies are GONE. Maybe Santa showed up (burp) early.

Garfield on 24th December 2005
24th December 2005

- Ho! Ho! Ho! - Z

Garfield on 25th December 2005
25th December 2005

Z - T POING! - SHOOM! - For Garfield - - RIP RIP RIP TEAR TEAR TEAR SHRED SHRED SHRED - How do you like your gift, Garfield? Gift?

Garfield on 26th December 2005
26th December 2005

You can take that hat off now. - -

Garfield on 27th December 2005
27th December 2005

You'll be happy to know mom didn't knit you a sweater this Christmas... - She decided to branch out and made you a SCARF instead! -

Garfield on 28th December 2005
28th December 2005

- boing! - Got a trampoline for Christmas.

Garfield on 29th December 2005
29th December 2005

Hi, Beth, it's Jon...wanna go out for new year's? - Married? ...wow. And children, too? How many? - Nobody has 400 kids, Beth. That's a lot of sippy cups.

Garfield on 30th December 2005
30th December 2005

Hi, Lisa, are you free on new year's eve? - AIIIYYYEEEE THUD! - Lisa, you faked your own death LAST year. Let the poor woman rest in peace.

Garfield on 31st December 2005
31st December 2005

Oh, so you have a party to go to tonight... - Rub it in, why don't you? - fweeeee

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