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Garfield on 1st August 2005
1st August 2005

...and now back to our show on natural disasters... Help! The creek's risin'! The floods-they're a-comin'! Augglubbbbll-glub-l-glubb.

Garfield on 2nd August 2005
2nd August 2005

Ellen, I have the perfect evening planned for us. -do whe what? Well, yeah, we do kind of have to be together. And poof goes another perfect evening.

Garfield on 3rd August 2005
3rd August 2005

Ellen, I'd give ANYTHING if you'd go out with me. Wow. That's a lot of zeros. You could always hock your dignity.

Garfield on 4th August 2005
4th August 2005

Ellen, my life is meaningless without you. IT's meaningless anyway. What do you mean my life is meaningless ANYway?!! Great minds think alike.

Garfield on 5th August 2005
5th August 2005

What's that, Ellen? ...you think I'm boring? Me? ...BORING?! Well, Ellen, let me tell you a little story... Z Z

Garfield on 6th August 2005
6th August 2005

Ellen, if you hang upon me, I'll never call you again! CLICK Oh, poor, poor Ellen... Poor, poor beside-herself-with-joy Ellen.

Garfield on 7th August 2005
7th August 2005

I think I'll hypnotize Odie. Hmm. He appears to already be in a trance. Of course with dogs, it's hard to tell. Let's see how receptive he is to suggestion. You are a chiiickennn... cluck cluck cluck Is Odie hypnotized? No. Juststupid.

Garfield on 8th August 2005
8th August 2005

Let's play "Scary Words". Riiight. Words don't scare me. "Lasagna Famine". Garfield? Breathe! I can't breathe!

Garfield on 9th August 2005
9th August 2005

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Never iron pants while you're wearing them. Thanks. I'll remember that the next time I wear pants.

Garfield on 10th August 2005
10th August 2005

Garfield! Why is there a fish in your dish?! I'm returning him to his natural habitat. sploosh! ...my stomach!

Garfield on 11th August 2005
11th August 2005

Picnic time! All right! Don't I get a sandwich? Blankets don't eat.

Garfield on 12th August 2005
12th August 2005

Cat breath... ...versus dog breath. You be the judge!

Garfield on 13th August 2005
13th August 2005

Cookies * This will save you a step. Cookies

Garfield on 14th August 2005
14th August 2005

What do you do today...what to do? ... I could raid the fridge... Or watch some TV... Or take a nap... *I* know! I'll go see what that rascal, Odie, is up to.

Garfield on 15th August 2005
15th August 2005

HACK! Garfield! Is this your feather? Do I look like a canary?

Garfield on 16th August 2005
16th August 2005

You know, you can't eat just one canary. Once I start eating canaries, I just can't stop! So, what's YOUR favorite snack food?

Garfield on 17th August 2005
17th August 2005

So, I sneak up on this cat, see... And then I beat the stuffing out of him! I think I'll go for a cheese sandwich.

Garfield on 18th August 2005
18th August 2005

Being yellow in color, you would think canaries would have a buttery flavor. But they don't. Go away. Or lemony!

Garfield on 19th August 2005
19th August 2005

Those are Murray's feathers! This can only mean one thing... Murray's molting! I like you.

Garfield on 20th August 2005
20th August 2005

Garfield on 21st August 2005
21st August 2005

Garfield on 22nd August 2005
22nd August 2005

Hey, Garfield! I baked a cake today! Do tell. But I guess you know that. Duh.

Garfield on 23rd August 2005
23rd August 2005

So that's why the ceiling fan stopped.

Garfield on 24th August 2005
24th August 2005

Wait! You can't eat me! Why? Uh, well...'cause I'm plastic? Yeh, that's it! I'm plastic! If you're gonna lie, you gotta lie with authority. I'll remember that.

Garfield on 25th August 2005
25th August 2005

Jon, you are such a klutz. Get off the floor. You pushed me off my chair! And why must you dwell on the past?!

Garfield on 26th August 2005
26th August 2005

POING He's holding his concentration better than usual.

Garfield on 27th August 2005
27th August 2005

Care to try out the non-stick surface of my new skillet? Sure! What fun! In fact, I want to invite all my friends, too! I'll be right back! Perhaps my ploy was a bit too obvious...

Garfield on 28th August 2005
28th August 2005

Garfield on 29th August 2005
29th August 2005

Woe is me! My dish is empty! * ding Thank goodness my prk chops are ready.

Garfield on 30th August 2005
30th August 2005

That's odd. It's missing. Garfield, have you seen twnty pounds of kitty litter? Memo of self: read labels.

Garfield on 31st August 2005
31st August 2005

I've stolen Odie's bone! It's all mine! And boy, is this disgusting!

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