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Garfield on 1st April 2005
1st April 2005

It's here! BURP You somehow manage to eat the pizza before it arrived. I have friends high up in the delivery business.

Garfield on 2nd April 2005
2nd April 2005

Cat treat! What this place lacks in ambience, it makes up for in service.

Garfield on 3rd April 2005
3rd April 2005

Garfield on 4th April 2005
4th April 2005

Listen to this old superstition, Garfield... "If a cat sneezes near a bride, it means she will have good luck in her life". Sure, like that's going to happen i nTHIS house... What.

Garfield on 5th April 2005
5th April 2005

"A strange dog following you is good luck". "A howling dog is a sign of bad luck". AAARRROOOO Ar, ar, ar...

Garfield on 6th April 2005
6th April 2005

If a cat sneezes, it is a sign of rain". 'choo. Cool.

Garfield on 7th April 2005
7th April 2005

"To cure illness in a family..." "Wash the patient, and throw the water on the cat". KAFF KAFF sniff sniff I get no respect around here.

Garfield on 8th April 2005
8th April 2005

"So the princess kissed the dog..." "and he turned into a handsome prince." I love this story. It gives him hope.

Garfield on 9th April 2005
9th April 2005

Here's an interesting factoid, Garfield. Certain kinds of birds can't fly. If you squeak up quiet enough, none of them can.

Garfield on 10th April 2005
10th April 2005

Garfield on 11th April 2005
11th April 2005

Wake up, Garfield! It's 4 A.M.! I have a great idea! Let's watch the sunrise! Okay, you can watch it from the ambulance.

Garfield on 12th April 2005
12th April 2005

push CRASH! Why do you do that? I didn't see YOU volunteering.

Garfield on 13th April 2005
13th April 2005

My life is missing something. That's it! Lunch!

Garfield on 14th April 2005
14th April 2005

You know... You don't take naps... Naps take you.

Garfield on 15th April 2005
15th April 2005

Hi, Ellen, it's Jon. Do I feel what? ...in my back? ...my leg? ...my head? Ellen, voodoo dolls don't really work. Ouch!

Garfield on 16th April 2005
16th April 2005

Jon appears deep in thought. Pie is good. Wow, deeper than I thought!

Garfield on 17th April 2005
17th April 2005

Garfield on 18th April 2005
18th April 2005

I had a terrible morning... -and you SLEPT all morning. So then, what have we learned from this?

Garfield on 19th April 2005
19th April 2005

Odie! That spot on the wall looks like a steak! SHOOM SPLAT! Now that spot on the wall looks like Odie.

Garfield on 20th April 2005
20th April 2005

You know what? We needed a new toaster anyway. You're glowing.

Garfield on 21st April 2005
21st April 2005

You don't scare me. I'm not supposed to. You're supposed to scare ME. Oops. Rookie.

Garfield on 22nd April 2005
22nd April 2005

Ellen, how about I zip over to your place and serenade you with my accordion? "Restraining Order" is such an ugly word, Ellen. That's two words, dummy.

Garfield on 23rd April 2005
23rd April 2005

Cupcakes. Made you smile.

Garfield on 24th April 2005
24th April 2005

Hey, everyone! We're here! My little Jon-Jon! squeeze Hiya, son. SMACK! Hey, bro. POP 'sup, sport? NOOGIE, NOOGIE NOOGIE What more could you ask for in a family? Two aspirin and a neck brace?

Garfield on 25th April 2005
25th April 2005

Cat food is disgusting to look at. Not that I spend a lot of time looking at it.

Garfield on 26th April 2005
26th April 2005

You gotta know your limits... For instance, I can only eat so much... Then we run out of food.

Garfield on 27th April 2005
27th April 2005

I wish I were more popular. Have you considered feeding me more?

Garfield on 28th April 2005
28th April 2005

GOBBLE GOBBLE SNARF GULP squik squik -

Garfield on 29th April 2005
29th April 2005

Would you like me to fill your dish? With something other than your face, please.

Garfield on 30th April 2005
30th April 2005

If you beg, I'll let you lick my ice cream cone. The cartoonist has elected not to show this panel due to its graphic nature. You could have asked nicely! Where's the fun in that?

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