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Garfield on 1st September 2003
1st September 2003

I want to be left alone. Unless you're a chocolate chip cookie!

Garfield on 2nd September 2003
2nd September 2003

This house is a mess. We shouls do something about it. Any suggestions? Do what I do. Close your eyes.

Garfield on 3rd September 2003
3rd September 2003

I'm off on a long journey! Ran out of table.

Garfield on 4th September 2003
4th September 2003

Someday, tree, when you grow big enough, I might climb you! I hope to heck I'm a redwood.

Garfield on 5th September 2003
5th September 2003

You know what we could use in our lives? A wacky adventure! I'm in. As long as it's not too wacky or overly adventurous.

Garfield on 6th September 2003
6th September 2003

ah AH AH CHOO Don't ask.

Garfield on 7th September 2003
7th September 2003

Hmmm... A sack. They say cats find sacks fun. Whee. We're having some fun now. Oh, when will the fun ever end?

Garfield on 8th September 2003
8th September 2003

Hello there, ol' pal, ol' buddy, ol' pal! And Jon!

Garfield on 9th September 2003
9th September 2003

All right! When it freezes over, we can go skating.

Garfield on 10th September 2003
10th September 2003

We were out of chocolate chips, so I used bacon bits. Cats aren't famous for their baking skills. UNTIL NOW!

Garfield on 11th September 2003
11th September 2003

I'm going to hang my jacket in the closet. Uh...Jon... CAT HAIR! That's where I go to shed.

Garfield on 12th September 2003
12th September 2003

I'm trying to decide which woman to call for a date. There are so many in the phone book. How to choose... Look under "D" for "desperate".

Garfield on 13th September 2003
13th September 2003

I just accidentally knocked your Ming dynasty vase off the and broke it! Just kidding! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! It wasn't an accident.

Garfield on 14th September 2003
14th September 2003

Here comes my big greeting. Hey! Where's my big greeting? SLURP!! Oh, there it is.

Garfield on 15th September 2003
15th September 2003

Pay attention to me, world! Maybe the world is over here.

Garfield on 16th September 2003
16th September 2003

There's a great big wonderful world out there! I hope it doesn't collide with this one!

Garfield on 17th September 2003
17th September 2003

...and then...uh...I forget what happened. Oh, great! YOU TOLD ME A STORY FOR AN HOUR AND FORGOT THE ENDING?! If I had been paying attention, I would really be upset!

Garfield on 18th September 2003
18th September 2003

Would this be a bad time to ask you to help get this piece of sofa off my claws?

Garfield on 19th September 2003
19th September 2003

Let's see... YAHOO! Buy new curtains.

Garfield on 20th September 2003
20th September 2003

Whoa... That's amazing! I fell of my chair. So you didn't suddenly become invisible?

Garfield on 21st September 2003
21st September 2003

Too much sun isn't good for you. If you say so. But SOME sun is okay. If you say so. -

Garfield on 22nd September 2003
22nd September 2003

SPLAT SPLUT SPLOT Thanks for the warm-up!

Garfield on 23rd September 2003
23rd September 2003

A funny thing happened on the way to the fence! And, boy, I wish you had been there.

Garfield on 24th September 2003
24th September 2003

Who wants to hear me sing a song? Isn't that cute? The audience is too shy to speak up. Is not.

Garfield on 25th September 2003
25th September 2003

* Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow ** Come on! Everybody join in! What?! You don't know the words?!

Garfield on 26th September 2003
26th September 2003

The entire audience is asleep. Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Time to check their pockets for candy! Z Z Z Z Z Z

Garfield on 27th September 2003
27th September 2003

Tough audience. Boo! Booo! Boo! Boo! How about if I just fall of this fence and land on my head? Just gives you a awrm. fuzzy feeling for mankindm doesn't it? Yeah! All right! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Garfield on 28th September 2003
28th September 2003

I have the last cookie! The VERY last one! And I'm not sharing! Okay, okay, this is plastic. Gee, I wonder what happened to the last REAL cookie. BURP

Garfield on 29th September 2003
29th September 2003

It's a cold, dark morning. It's hailing...locusts are eating the lawn... The fence is on fire... Just another average monday.

Garfield on 30th September 2003
30th September 2003

Hey, worm...worm? Yes? I thought this was your front door. It is. I'm sweeping out my garage.

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