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Garfield on 1st October 2003
1st October 2003

My pen is out of ink. - Mand my ink is out of pen. - Hey! That's my best shirt! Not anymore.

Garfield on 2nd October 2003
2nd October 2003

Is this seat taken? Be my guest. - CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP - Guess what escaped from the zzoo? Perchance a beaver? Burp

Garfield on 3rd October 2003
3rd October 2003

CRASH CRASH CRASH - What a world we live in! - It's getting so you can't take a stroll through the kitchen cabinets without knocking over a bunch of dishes!

Garfield on 4th October 2003
4th October 2003

I dream great dreams. - And I let my mind go blank while staring off into space... - With the same net results, I'd say.

Garfield on 5th October 2003
5th October 2003

- - ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! - - - - What's so great about this? I could have told you.

Garfield on 6th October 2003
6th October 2003

Chase the ball, Garfield! - - What did I ever do to YOU?

Garfield on 7th October 2003
7th October 2003

A cookie crumb. - Can't...reach...it... - Why don't you move? I assume you're talking to the crumb...

Garfield on 8th October 2003
8th October 2003

What are you doing, Garfield? - Ah...breathing, I see... - Well, don't overdo it. I sense sarcasm.

Garfield on 9th October 2003
9th October 2003

I thought I left my keys around here somewhere. - - Ow.

Garfield on 10th October 2003
10th October 2003

I'm going out running. Me too. - Except for the "going out" part. - And that "running" thing.

Garfield on 11th October 2003
11th October 2003

I'm exhaused. I think I'll... - - Keep doing this.

Garfield on 12th October 2003
12th October 2003

- Sigh... - Time to get ready to start the day. - - - - Um...what are you doing? Getting ready to get ready to start the day.

Garfield on 13th October 2003
13th October 2003

What's new? Nothing. - SMACK - How about now? That IS a conversation starter.

Garfield on 14th October 2003
14th October 2003

I am the ghost of a spider you once swatted! - SWAT - Ghost of a rolled-up newspaper.

Garfield on 15th October 2003
15th October 2003

Ow! I bit my tongue! - Ack! - Being a poisonous spider has its drawbacks.

Garfield on 16th October 2003
16th October 2003

You gotta see this. I am so proud! - flip flip flip flip flip - What's this? Pictures of my 73,000 grandchildren!

Garfield on 17th October 2003
17th October 2003

Hey, cat. Yo. - Would you do me a favor? Sure. - Would you bring me a ladder? I'm out of this web stuff. Pathetic.

Garfield on 18th October 2003
18th October 2003

I wanted to take dance lessons. - But do you know how much they charge spiders because of the extra feet?! - And you don't even want to hear what tap shoes cost! I'm sure I won't.

Garfield on 19th October 2003
19th October 2003

Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - Z Z - WOOF I love you too, Odie.

Garfield on 20th October 2003
20th October 2003

I wonder if I'd miss you if you went away. - - Noce try.

Garfield on 21st October 2003
21st October 2003

Jon, I need to express myself. - So I've taken up painting. - I call it "Stupid in Green".

Garfield on 22nd October 2003
22nd October 2003

Does this color look good on me? - Absolutely. - But it looks lousy on that shirt.

Garfield on 23rd October 2003
23rd October 2003

saw saw saw - - What is this?! Either my calculations are off, of he moved the refrigerator.

Garfield on 24th October 2003
24th October 2003

I wish *I* had nothing to do! - I wish *I* weren't so busy! You're right. - That dot-to-dot book isn't going to connect itself.

Garfield on 25th October 2003
25th October 2003

BARK BARK BARK BARK - To be perfectly honest, I'm rather fond of cats. - And yet tradition is upheld. BARK BARK BARK

Garfield on 26th October 2003
26th October 2003

Irma's Diner - Ready to order? - Where's Irma? On vacation. - Uh, will you be cooking our food? Nope. - In that case we'll have the "Spanish Special". - Tacos for two, and go light on the flies this time, Bubba. scratch scratch

Garfield on 27th October 2003
27th October 2003

Have you heard the strange, ghostly sounds around this house lately? - ARRRRROOOOOOOOO - Could we discuss this after dinner?

Garfield on 28th October 2003
28th October 2003

CHING! - INCOMING!!! - zzzzzzzzzzzz Toasters...every now and then you get a mean one.

Garfield on 29th October 2003
29th October 2003

Our toasters is possessed by an evil spirit. - You think I*'m nuts, don't you? Nonsense. - You'll have to pardon me though, while I slowly back away to what I deem to be a safe distance.

Garfield on 30th October 2003
30th October 2003

Garfield, our toaster IS possessed by an evil spirit. Oh? - I wasn't sure of it before, but I am now. And why, pray tell, is that? - It spit poppy seeds all over me. You look like a giant dummy roll.

Garfield on 31st October 2003
31st October 2003

Hello, Hank's Appliance Repair? - I have a toaster possessed by an evil spirit...can you come and take a look at- click - He hung up on me! No, I think the toaster cut the phone line.

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