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Garfield on 1st November 2003
1st November 2003

What does one do with a toaster that's possessed? SMACK Unplug it, stupid!

Garfield on 2nd November 2003
2nd November 2003

GROWLLLLL I need a snack. A big snack. A huge snack... A great big huge whoa-momma honking snack! Grape? I swear I'll never understand that boy.

Garfield on 3rd November 2003
3rd November 2003

You going someplace? No place. And believe me, this is it.

Garfield on 4th November 2003
4th November 2003

Sorry I'm late. Oh, SURE you are! Now that we're out of shoes and fruit!

Garfield on 5th November 2003
5th November 2003

I was thinking... All right! Way to go, Jon! I wasn't done with my statement. Quit while you're ahead, dummy.

Garfield on 6th November 2003
6th November 2003

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Aw, what's the use? Nobody appreciates me. Shaddup, you stupid mutt! There you go! Gee, maybe I'm wrong.

Garfield on 7th November 2003
7th November 2003

ROWR! ROWR! ROWR! ROWR! Gee... This collar DOES chafe. Told you!

Garfield on 8th November 2003
8th November 2003

scratch scratch scratch How does he keep it up?

Garfield on 9th November 2003
9th November 2003

Gee... twist twist I feel kinda bad... twist twist twist I slipped a habanero pepper into Jon's eclair. But I don't feel bad about that. I feel kinda bad about turning off the water main. GAAAAHHHH twist twist twist twist twisttwist

Garfield on 10th November 2003
10th November 2003

That book can't be more interesting than me. What's new with you, Garfield? That's none of your business.

Garfield on 11th November 2003
11th November 2003

BARK BARK BARK BARK Are you even listening to me? Yes, I am... You were saying something about smelling bad, having fleas, and being ugly.

Garfield on 12th November 2003
12th November 2003

Life is complicated... You're born. You eat. You sleep. You croak. ...for some of us.

Garfield on 13th November 2003
13th November 2003

Ahem WOOF ! Have you been lifting weights?

Garfield on 14th November 2003
14th November 2003

I caught the mouse! Then guess what happened? Hey, who's telling this story? Well excuuuse me!

Garfield on 15th November 2003
15th November 2003

It's Jon! I'm out of food. Can we get a different Jon in here? snap snap

Garfield on 16th November 2003
16th November 2003

Hmmm. If I eat Jon's bagel, he'll be angry with me. But if I don't, I'LL be angry with me... What should I do? You ate my bagel! But I'm pleased with myself.

Garfield on 17th November 2003
17th November 2003

Cats are dangerous! YAWN Or so I've heard. scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 18th November 2003
18th November 2003

YAWN BURP scratch scratch scratch You're a bad influence on the vermin. Hey!

Garfield on 19th November 2003
19th November 2003

Did you spit out your gum, Garfield? Nope. I put it in your sandwich until after lunch.

Garfield on 20th November 2003
20th November 2003

WHEW! Your tuna breath could peel the paint off the walls! What do you mean, "could"?

Garfield on 21st November 2003
21st November 2003

Killer Sock Puppet! Get Back! You have to sleep sometime. My hand is ever alert. If you could ever get a date, we wouldn't have to play these dumb games. Wanna go get a pizza?

Garfield on 22nd November 2003
22nd November 2003

Man, am I sleepy! I 'm so sleepy I couldn't sleep! With you, it's just one novel idea after another, isn't it?

Garfield on 23rd November 2003
23rd November 2003

Z My foot's asleep. Z No, I'm not. Z I wasn't talking about yo. Z Oh sure, talk about your right foot. You've always liked him better! Will you shut up?! I'm trying to sleep! Hey! Don't make me separate you two! Z What am Isaying? WAAH!

Garfield on 24th November 2003
24th November 2003

The future lies before us! Or is that the past? Hard to tell them apart.

Garfield on 25th November 2003
25th November 2003

What if we could see into the future, Garfield? Even just five years into the future...what would we see? Probably this, and hopefully with a fresher pot of coffee.

Garfield on 26th November 2003
26th November 2003

Care to join me, Garfield? I'm contemplating life. WHOA! Sound like you have it covered. OH NOOO!

Garfield on 27th November 2003
27th November 2003

Today's the day... The day you're all allowed to eat without any guilt whatsoever. WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!

Garfield on 28th November 2003
28th November 2003

Here's your shopping list, Jon. That won't fit in the car. "A...bigger...car".

Garfield on 29th November 2003
29th November 2003

BAT I'm having the time of my life! Trading places was a bad idea.

Garfield on 30th November 2003
30th November 2003


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