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Garfield on 1st March 2003
1st March 2003

It's fun time! - - Unless my watch is fast.

Garfield on 2nd March 2003
2nd March 2003

- Garfield, I got us a bicycle. - And check out my biking attire. Some call it attire. I call it underwear. - We're going get oohs and aahs! And tee hees and ha has. - DING DING DING DING DING - Hello, ladies! DING DING Good-bye, dignity!

Garfield on 3rd March 2003
3rd March 2003

Invisible Wall Ahead - - SMACK

Garfield on 4th March 2003
4th March 2003

Beware of The Dog! - He Bites Really Hard! - However, He Can be Bribed. Translation: always carry meat.

Garfield on 5th March 2003
5th March 2003

Beware of The Vicious Dog - Well? - The sign is a work of fiction. Any resemblance between it and me is purely coincidental.

Garfield on 6th March 2003
6th March 2003

Beware of The Guard Dog - RRRR What are you guarding? - The sign. Ah.

Garfield on 7th March 2003
7th March 2003

I chased my tail yesterday. Yes? - And caught it. Good for you. - And buried it. That's a little more information than I needed.

Garfield on 8th March 2003
8th March 2003

I sniffed things in the front yard, and then I chased my tail. - Later, I'm going to go sniff things in the BACKyard! - The dog version of vital.

Garfield on 9th March 2003
9th March 2003

Got a minute, Garfield? - Garfield, I'm so stressed out. - The yard needs mowing. - And the car needs an oil change. - The house needs painting. - But, at least I have you to comfort me. - My litter box needs cleaning.

Garfield on 10th March 2003
10th March 2003

Hard work is its own reward! - - Okay, okay! Gimme the punch line!

Garfield on 11th March 2003
11th March 2003

I'm thinking of burping. - Burp - I burped. You don't have lot going on, do you, Garfield?

Garfield on 12th March 2003
12th March 2003

I'm going to spend the day doing nothing. - - Cough. Amateur.

Garfield on 13th March 2003
13th March 2003

I'm i a rut, Garfield. - I should travel...see the world. - Pack my bags, put you in a kennel and take off! Excuse me?!

Garfield on 14th March 2003
14th March 2003

No one returns my calls, Garfield. - Either I've alienated everyone I know... - Or weevils have chewed through the phone lines! Ho, Jon. You've alineated the weevils, too.

Garfield on 15th March 2003
15th March 2003

- - We could use more furniture. I think one chair is plenty.

Garfield on 16th March 2003
16th March 2003

AAAAGGGHHHHH Only 59 minutes and 45 seconds to go.

Garfield on 17th March 2003
17th March 2003

Who wants to say something nice about me? - You're fat. - Next?

Garfield on 18th March 2003
18th March 2003

I'm trying to decide which would be more exercise. - Running around the block... - Or running around you. How about running FROM me, smart guy?

Garfield on 19th March 2003
19th March 2003

You can't see your feet, can you? - How do you know you're not wearing ballerina slippers? - I hate it when he plants these doubts. Or golf shoes?

Garfield on 20th March 2003
20th March 2003

You're as light as a feather! - Of course, I'm talking about the world's heaviest feather, you fat disgusting pig! - I gotta work on leaving the room faster.

Garfield on 21st March 2003
21st March 2003

Hmm... - Maybe if I stood backwards on it... - uoY era taf.

Garfield on 22nd March 2003
22nd March 2003

You were fat yesterday, you're fat today, and you'll be fat tomorrow. - Garfield, you'll be fat till the day you die! - Darn. He gave away the ending.

Garfield on 23rd March 2003
23rd March 2003

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Garfield on 24th March 2003
24th March 2003

clop clop - clop clop - Die time. Couldn't we just get carpet? clop clop

Garfield on 25th March 2003
25th March 2003

Time to lose some weight. - Nobody's home... - And it's crowded in here.

Garfield on 26th March 2003
26th March 2003

I like to visualize these rice cakes as a juicy steak dinner. - I don't have your imagination. - So I have to visualize this juicy steak dinner as a juicy steak dinner!

Garfield on 27th March 2003
27th March 2003

I wonder how Garfield is doing on his diet? - If 11 donuts stick together it counts as one, right? - I wonder a lot of things.

Garfield on 28th March 2003
28th March 2003

Halt! - Are you cheating on your diet? - What's in here? That would be Skippy, my, ug...pet quirrel.

Garfield on 29th March 2003
29th March 2003

How's the diet going? - It's going. - ...going, gone!

Garfield on 30th March 2003
30th March 2003

- I wonder what Odie's thinking? - GULP - - shake shake shake - BOOT! - Oh, he's probably thinking fond thoughts of moi.

Garfield on 31st March 2003
31st March 2003

The news around the world isn'T all bad. - - I guess you can't be anywhere. Hey!

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