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Garfield on 1st June 2003
1st June 2003

- Yup... - There's a great big beautiful world out there. - - - SLAM! - I prefer my little ugly world in here. You're pathetic!

Garfield on 2nd June 2003
2nd June 2003

Garfield, I wonder what TRUE happiness is... - CLONK - Fill it up or I'll show you what it ain't.

Garfield on 3rd June 2003
3rd June 2003

Let's play a game... - You completely and utterly ignore me... - And I'll sit here and pout. - I sense that this is heading somewhere.

Garfield on 4th June 2003
4th June 2003

The washing machine keeps spitting out my dirty sweat socks. - - Can it do that? I know *I* would.

Garfield on 5th June 2003
5th June 2003

- - Bath day.

Garfield on 6th June 2003
6th June 2003

I'm tired of thinking deep thoughts, Garfield. - - Can nose hairs get dandruff? Ahh..back to the shallow end of the thinking pool.

Garfield on 7th June 2003
7th June 2003

I'm making dancing fingers. - Now I'm not. - Now I'm wiggling my toes. Oh, to be less informed.

Garfield on 8th June 2003
8th June 2003

- I've gotta put a stop to this "aging" thing... - I wonder if I walked backwards if I could reverse the process... - - FUMP - - Yeah...THAT took a few years off my life...

Garfield on 9th June 2003
9th June 2003

I have another birthday coming soon. - - Oh, it's not invited, but it always drops in anyway.

Garfield on 10th June 2003
10th June 2003

25 years on this planet, and what have I accomplished? - AB-SO-LUTELY NOTHING! - What's with the smug grin? Please...modesty forbids.

Garfield on 11th June 2003
11th June 2003

25, huh? To what do you attribute your longevity? - - Ah.

Garfield on 12th June 2003
12th June 2003

Soon I'll be turning 25...wow. - The things I've seen...the things I've done... - Well, the things I've seen, anyway.

Garfield on 13th June 2003
13th June 2003

25 years... - A lot has happened in this world since I was born... - -not that I had a HAND in any of it, mind you.

Garfield on 14th June 2003
14th June 2003

I'm gonna be 25 years old...man, where did the time go? - Is the fridge still this way? Yeah, help yourself. - Thanks...me.

Garfield on 15th June 2003
15th June 2003

meaning uh, that our opinion is, uh...not...uhhhh... - -

Garfield on 16th June 2003
16th June 2003

So, I was you, huh? A long time ago. - How did I see out of those itty-bitty eyes? - First explain how you stand on those two spindly legs.

Garfield on 17th June 2003
17th June 2003

This is fascinating! - I'm watching myself eat! - One of my favorite pastimes is now my favorite spectator sport!

Garfield on 18th June 2003
18th June 2003

Shall we retire to the kitchen? Splendid idea. - ...age before beauty. Excuse me? - Who's the one turning 25 here? Har har har

Garfield on 19th June 2003
19th June 2003

Today is my 25th birthday and I want to thank you for reading me. - I'm not talking about the other readers, I'm talking to YOU. Thank YOU! - From all of us!

Garfield on 20th June 2003
20th June 2003

Things were so much better back in 1978. - Better than 200 channels? Twoooo huhhh... huuuh... - I'M NOT WORTHY! Wanna see the picture-in-picture?

Garfield on 21st June 2003
21st June 2003

I hear a lot has happened since 1978. Like what? - I hear disco died. - Not i THIS house.

Garfield on 22nd June 2003
22nd June 2003

- Are you bored? I am. - At least I think I am. - Yeah, I'm pretty sure I am. - ...or am I? - Hmmmmmm...I gues Iam. - You? Nope. Indecision fascinates me.

Garfield on 23rd June 2003
23rd June 2003

Play time! No, thanks. - Play time! You try too hard.

Garfield on 24th June 2003
24th June 2003

- Sigh. - Don't start. - You don't bat me anymore. How'd you like another dryer ride?

Garfield on 25th June 2003
25th June 2003

Fine! I don't need you! ...I can have fun all by myself! - - Whee! You're pathetic.

Garfield on 26th June 2003
26th June 2003

Dad was a tube sock... - Mom was a scarf... - And poor sis neve rmade it off the sheep. Darn that wolf.

Garfield on 27th June 2003
27th June 2003

Stop following me! But I want to play! - Jon, would you just look at this?! - What is it, Garfield? Why are there never any witnesses?

Garfield on 28th June 2003
28th June 2003

Hi, Garfield. Jon, this ball of yarn is obsessed! - What's going on? It has a mad crush on me, and won't leave me alone! - Say, why don't you play with that ball of yarn, there? Will you LISTEN to the man?!

Garfield on 29th June 2003
29th June 2003

Ahhhh... - I love grass. - In the morning it's wet and cool... - In the afternoon it's warm and soft... - And at night it's the perfect cushion for stargazing. - - What a smile. What a lawn.

Garfield on 30th June 2003
30th June 2003

I firmly believe you were put here to punish me. - Not only that... - I was put here to punish dogs, too. Odie?

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