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Garfield on 1st July 2003
1st July 2003

...fancy white albacore, packed in spring water. sniff sniff - Excellent! Very good, sir! - Every cat should have his own tuna steward.

Garfield on 2nd July 2003
2nd July 2003

Cream? Of course. - Sugar? Pil eit on! - Coffee? Just a splash.

Garfield on 3rd July 2003
3rd July 2003

Thursdays are too far from the start of the week, and not close enough to the end. - Thursdays just lie there. - I shoul dhave named you "Thursday". - That's "MR." Thursday to you.

Garfield on 4th July 2003
4th July 2003

DING-DONG ** - DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** - DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** You'd think the man had never been locked out of his house before.

Garfield on 5th July 2003
5th July 2003

I'm tired... - But I'm not SLEEPY... - I want my money back!

Garfield on 6th July 2003
6th July 2003

- Z - Z - Z - Z - Z - I'd like to see you exercise sometime. You should see me sleep sometime.

Garfield on 7th July 2003
7th July 2003

Women just don't seem to notice me, Garfield. - Maybe I seem unapproachable...intimidating... - That's IT! Jon Arbuckle: Man of Mystery! The Ego is a wonderfully resilient thing.

Garfield on 8th July 2003
8th July 2003

Know why chicks dig me, Garfield? - Because I know what drives 'em wild. - Good oral hygiene. We're so lonely.

Garfield on 9th July 2003
9th July 2003

Ellen says I remind her of a comic-book hereo. - Which one, Ellen? "Lazer Man"? - "The Adventures of Clown Boy"? Who, disguised as mild-mannered geek, Jon Arbuckle...

Garfield on 10th July 2003
10th July 2003

I don't know about this dating thing, Garfield. - I'm beginning to get a little discouraged. - I mean, I'm almost up to the "X's". Hey, there's always the yellow pages.

Garfield on 11th July 2003
11th July 2003

Beth, PLEASE go out with me! - I PROMISE I won't embarrass you... - ...like I did on our last date. *I* thought the twirling bow tie was a stitch.

Garfield on 12th July 2003
12th July 2003

I finally got a date with Beth! - It's three years from next thursday. - Her calendar was kind of full. And your head is kind of empty.

Garfield on 13th July 2003
13th July 2003

- - BOOT! - THUD - - - Any doubt why I love this dog?

Garfield on 14th July 2003
14th July 2003

It's been said that cats have mystical powers... - Is this true? - You're looking for lotto numbers again, aren't you?

Garfield on 15th July 2003
15th July 2003

My hamburger! - You're a pig! oink oink oink oink - I like this game...what am I now?

Garfield on 16th July 2003
16th July 2003

I swear I didn't eat your hamburger! - It was...uh...Clive! Do you really exprect me to believe that "invisible friend! stuff?! - BURP

Garfield on 17th July 2003
17th July 2003

knock knock knock - Anybody you want eaten? - It's for you, uncle Earl. There's one in every family.

Garfield on 18th July 2003
18th July 2003

I'm not sleepy at all. - Or hungry. - STOP IT! STOP THE CRAZY TALK, JON!

Garfield on 19th July 2003
19th July 2003

I can do anything you can do! - Ow. - Okay, so I CAN'T scratch the back of my head with my foot. Never challenge the Mighty Garfield!

Garfield on 20th July 2003
20th July 2003

Z - Z - Z tippy toe tippy toe - Z ahem - Z ring - SMASH! - Still to loud. Rats.

Garfield on 21st July 2003
21st July 2003

There's old uncle Ed... - He had false teeth, a glass eye, a wooden leg, and a hock for a hand. - He was a blast at family reunions. That was my guess.

Garfield on 22nd July 2003
22nd July 2003

Hey, look! My old high-shool gym shorts! - Mom always sewed name tags into all my gym clothes... - I see also sewed "front" and "back" tags in them, too. What?

Garfield on 23rd July 2003
23rd July 2003

Hey, mom sent me a box full of my baby teeth! - I lost them all on the same day, you know. - Darn ol' tree. I wonder what's on TV?

Garfield on 24th July 2003
24th July 2003

Mom sent me an old blanket. - That's funny. I never had a special blanket when I was a ki- RIIING - Don't get emotional, Doc Boy. I'll send it back right away. Yes, Doc Boy... Sigh.

Garfield on 25th July 2003
25th July 2003

Look, mom sent me some drawings I did when I was little! - That's a chicken. - You're holding it upside down. It's supposed to look alive?

Garfield on 26th July 2003
26th July 2003

Here's another drawing I did when I was little. - It's a cow. - See where it says "cow" next to that little arrow pointig to it? Clever use of symbolism.

Garfield on 27th July 2003
27th July 2003


Garfield on 28th July 2003
28th July 2003

I just ate an entire meal... - ...and you didn't steal any of it. - Happy birthday!

Garfield on 29th July 2003
29th July 2003

I'm in a nostalgia mood. - BURP - Aaah...lunch!

Garfield on 30th July 2003
30th July 2003

Garfield, you can be very destructive. - I can? - I wasn't giving you permission! Too late! I already broke something!

Garfield on 31st July 2003
31st July 2003

I am drawing ever closer to inner peace. - - That's my new name for a nap.

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