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Garfield on 1st January 2003
1st January 2003

Happy new year. Not from where I'M standing.

Garfield on 2nd January 2003
2nd January 2003

I have no regrets, Garfield. Do you have any regrets? A few... Beginning with this stupid conversation.

Garfield on 3rd January 2003
3rd January 2003

Just imagine the amazing things that will happen in the future. Like will I get the sesame seed from between my teeth?

Garfield on 4th January 2003
4th January 2003

Let's celebrate! You're fat. Not the excuse I would have picked, but it'll do.

Garfield on 5th January 2003
5th January 2003

At last! Here it is, Garfield! Our new mega-home entertainment theatre. We have digital high definition, wide-screen, CD, VHS, DVD, CD-ROM, surround sound... ...and then there's the best part... Five, count 'em, five remotes! We canshare!

Garfield on 6th January 2003
6th January 2003

In the long run, I think bad luck and good luck even out. THUD I missed the chair. You're going to have to get on a really, really, REALLY long run of good lick to catch up, pal.

Garfield on 7th January 2003
7th January 2003

Going somewhere? Uh-huh. And unfortunately for you, this is it.

Garfield on 8th January 2003
8th January 2003

CRASH! What was that? The new paperboy. He has quite an arm.

Garfield on 9th January 2003
9th January 2003

If you average them out, they're normal.

Garfield on 10th January 2003
10th January 2003

Well, Cindy, I am a literally kind of guy. Actually, I'm writing my memoir. I'm up to my thumb-sucking years. That's three chapters.

Garfield on 11th January 2003
11th January 2003

Any requests? Yeah! Hold still!

Garfield on 12th January 2003
12th January 2003

Jon, Jon Arbuckle! Don't you remember me? Uh...no! It's me...Bertha! I've lost 200 pounds! Wow. Well, gotta go! Good to see you. Yeah...you too. Wow. I can't believe she would let herself go like that.

Garfield on 13th January 2003
13th January 2003

Is it my turn to decide what we do today? Yes. But it's my turn to say I don't want to do it.

Garfield on 14th January 2003
14th January 2003

The best things in life are free! How much would the SECOND-best things cost?

Garfield on 15th January 2003
15th January 2003

You're in medium-sized trouble, mister! Rats. That was hardly worth the effort.

Garfield on 16th January 2003
16th January 2003

It's one of those restless nights. When the weight of the world comes down on you. Like what if the refrigerator explodes?

Garfield on 17th January 2003
17th January 2003

You're getting fatter. I am? Whew! I thought the world was shrinking!

Garfield on 18th January 2003
18th January 2003

I have disdain for you. Unless "disdain" means something good.

Garfield on 19th January 2003
19th January 2003

Garfield on 20th January 2003
20th January 2003

This sandwich tastes funny. You think YOU have problems... I have peanut butter between my toes.

Garfield on 21st January 2003
21st January 2003

There's something happening. I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control! Out of the ordinary, I mean.

Garfield on 22nd January 2003
22nd January 2003

Don't bother me. I said, don't bother me! You just insist on existing, don't you?!

Garfield on 23rd January 2003
23rd January 2003

Check it out, Garfield. A tie is the crowning touch to any ensemble. And if you happen to have on that lights up... You'll be an easier target.

Garfield on 24th January 2003
24th January 2003

I am really striking out, Garfield. Even "Gap-Toothed Gretta," the distance-spitting queen, shot me down. Too bad. She actually sounds like a fun date.

Garfield on 25th January 2003
25th January 2003

I'm back from damaging the neighborhood! I just got off the phone. Wonderful! Saves me from having to fill you in on all the details.

Garfield on 26th January 2003
26th January 2003

Garfield, check this out. I bet not even YOU could be this relaxed. OK, I'm humbled. Don't mess with the master.

Garfield on 27th January 2003
27th January 2003

You are the pet, I am the master. The most important thing in your life is your master's voice. Are you listening? Sorry, I was thinking about cereal.

Garfield on 28th January 2003
28th January 2003

Where's your smile, friend? I must have left it on my other face.

Garfield on 29th January 2003
29th January 2003

Jon, do we have a toothpick? I have bread and ham stuck between my teeht... ...on second thought, do we have any cheese?

Garfield on 30th January 2003
30th January 2003

Greetings...I am an alien life form bent on world domination. Why are you in the refrigerator? I used to be a meat loaf. JON!

Garfield on 31st January 2003
31st January 2003

That's it. No date. I tried every woman I know. He did, too. And even some I don't. Boy, were THEY surprised.

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