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Garfield on 1st February 2003
1st February 2003

I'm not going to share this cookie with you. - GRAB - I could've told you that.

Garfield on 2nd February 2003
2nd February 2003

nice? So far, no brawls, no calls, and no falls. It's kinda like dinner theater, isn't it?

Garfield on 3rd February 2003
3rd February 2003

- How's that herbal tea? - IT'S NOT COFFEE, THAT'S HOW IT IS!

Garfield on 4th February 2003
4th February 2003

Awww. Rough day, Jon? - Cheer up, Jon! - Was I supposed to say that? At least YOU care.

Garfield on 5th February 2003
5th February 2003

RIIING - May I speak the the head of the household? - Speaking. Give me that!

Garfield on 6th February 2003
6th February 2003

You can be replaced. - ALL RIGHT! - That was an insult. How soon can we have someone here?

Garfield on 7th February 2003
7th February 2003

Garfield, I can read your mind. - You're thinking, "why doesn't Jon feed me?" ...right? Close. - Actually, it was, "why doesn't dork boy feed me?"

Garfield on 8th February 2003
8th February 2003

It's an amazing world we live in. - They can put a man on the moon... - Yet they can't make a computer that bounces. What was that crash?

Garfield on 9th February 2003
9th February 2003

"how-did-my-life-wind-up-like-this" dreams?

Garfield on 10th February 2003
10th February 2003

I've instututed my first tine.saving measure, Garfield. - Are you ready for this? ...as I'll ever be. - One button! It would be cruel to tell him about pullovers.

Garfield on 11th February 2003
11th February 2003

Sad, lonely or sick... - If I had to choose one... - I'd pick lonely. Is that a shot?

Garfield on 12th February 2003
12th February 2003

This day is gone, Garfield. I thought It would never leave. - We can't relive it. Relive "boring"? - It's gone forever. Lock the door in case it wants to come back.

Garfield on 13th February 2003
13th February 2003

You are INSOLENT! - Why thank you! - Another adjective to add to my resume.

Garfield on 14th February 2003
14th February 2003

People seek me out for financial advice. - - Did you take my wallet?! I want a lawyer.

Garfield on 15th February 2003
15th February 2003

Jon sys we don't have to go out to have fun. - Jon says everything we need is right here. - Jon says is't fun-with-hair-gel day.

Garfield on 16th February 2003
16th February 2003

YAWN... - Good morning. It's sunday, and you know what that means... - A humongous newspaper with COLOR funnies... - And...and... - Aaand... - And that's all. - But that's enough!

Garfield on 17th February 2003
17th February 2003

I am the ghost of hamburgers past here to show you the error of your ways! - GULP! - Needed more of the ghost of ketchup past.

Garfield on 18th February 2003
18th February 2003

Paper, mister? - - I wonder what the headline was. "Cat Shreds Newspaper"

Garfield on 19th February 2003
19th February 2003

There are some questions in life I'll never know the answers to... - Like, "what's the capital of North Dakota?" - I can never at that one.

Garfield on 20th February 2003
20th February 2003

I think setting goals is very important. - Good idea. - Without a goal, how would you know when you failed?

Garfield on 21st February 2003
21st February 2003

See the bunny slipper, Garfield? - The bunny is sad because he can't find his friend. - Do you know where his friend is? It's just a hunch, but you might check the garbage disposal.

Garfield on 22nd February 2003
22nd February 2003

Garfield, where's the canary, and what's that on the floor around you? - - I'm shedding feathers! I'm shedding feathers!

Garfield on 23rd February 2003
23rd February 2003

- - - - - - Boogie break. Disco dork.

Garfield on 24th February 2003
24th February 2003

With my new journal, I can keep track of all the exciting things that happen to me! - Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. - Darn. Darn. Darn. Day one: Every pen in the house ran out of ink.

Garfield on 25th February 2003
25th February 2003

Walking is good for you, Garfield. - - But...what do I know... I didn't know knees could bend that way.

Garfield on 26th February 2003
26th February 2003

I'm going to spend the evening trying out different kinds of shampoo! - - And one kind of furniture polish.

Garfield on 27th February 2003
27th February 2003

I wonder if Jon has food I can steal. - I have some food you can steal! - So much for the thrill of the hunt.

Garfield on 28th February 2003
28th February 2003

You should get closer to nature. Okay. - - Sitting next to a plastic fern doesn't count. I have much to learn.

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