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Garfield on 1st December 2003
1st December 2003

CHRISTMAS IS COMING! SHOPPING! CARDS! WRAPPING! RELATIVES! Panicked yet?

Garfield on 2nd December 2003
2nd December 2003

Christmas is coming! Have you been good? Me neither. Let this be our little secret.

Garfield on 3rd December 2003
3rd December 2003

Have you thought about what you want for Christmas, Garfield? YOU THINK TOO MUCH!

Garfield on 4th December 2003
4th December 2003

...we now return to our holiday special... "The Christmas that almost wasn't". Saw it. Rudolph gets a runny nose.

Garfield on 5th December 2003
5th December 2003

I really should get around to baking some Christmas cookies. If I know what's good for me. You're stealing my lines again.

Garfield on 6th December 2003
6th December 2003

Wanna share a candy cane? That's not sharing! I'll save you the stripe.

Garfield on 7th December 2003
7th December 2003

I love Christmas. I love Christmas. I'm a carrier.

Garfield on 8th December 2003
8th December 2003

You got a Christmas card from our neighbor, Mrs. Feeny. She says she hopes you get coal in your stocking... A big ol' hot, fiery coal. Yeah, yeah. I love her, too.

Garfield on 9th December 2003
9th December 2003

Welcome back. We now return to "Murray Needleman..." "The roadside assistance specialist who saved Christmas!" So THAT'S how you tow a reindeer.

Garfield on 10th December 2003
10th December 2003

I remember Christmas back on the farm... Uh-oh. The family, the food, the caroling... Here we go. ...decorating thr goat... -and there we went.

Garfield on 11th December 2003
11th December 2003

Yes...I see, thank you, goodbye. That was the mall. You are no longer welcome at "Santa's Happy Hollow". Fink elves.

Garfield on 12th December 2003
12th December 2003

Yes, I went shopping. And yes, I bought your Christmas present. And yes, I hid it. Then the game's afoot!

Garfield on 13th December 2003
13th December 2003

I'm heavily into tradition this holiday season. -EVERY... -COOKIE ...GONE!! -AGAIN!!! As I was saying...

Garfield on 14th December 2003
14th December 2003

Pick a spot and LEAVE it there! Have you no sense of aesthetics?!

Garfield on 15th December 2003
15th December 2003

Hallo?... Hi, Grandma! Happy holidays! Here? ...oh, cold, blowing and snowing...you? It's 88 in Cancun. Yeah, but with the wind chill, it's 87.

Garfield on 16th December 2003
16th December 2003

Look, Garfield, a card from Doc Boy! "Happy anniversary, my dearest, on this our wedding day. Love, Doc Boy." What does it mean? It means the feed and grain store was out of Christmas cards.

Garfield on 17th December 2003
17th December 2003

When it comes to wrapping presents, nobody's faster than me! I said, I was fast, not neat. I picked up on that.

Garfield on 18th December 2003
18th December 2003

I never received a Christmas card from you, Ellen. It must have gotten lost in the mail. Lost mail isn't THAT funny, Ellen.

Garfield on 19th December 2003
19th December 2003

Don't get me wrong...it's not that I don't like Christmas. I LOVE Christmas... But what's with this "once a year" thing?!

Garfield on 20th December 2003
20th December 2003

Sigh. Christmas never comes soon enough. The best holidays always arrive fashionably late.

Garfield on 21st December 2003
21st December 2003

* RIIING Hello? Yes, he's here. Who's calling? You PAGED Santa?!! Hey, his E-Mail server has been down all morning.

Garfield on 22nd December 2003
22nd December 2003

? sniff sniff sniff sniff -

Garfield on 23rd December 2003
23rd December 2003

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Garfield on 24th December 2003
24th December 2003

It's Christmas eve...presents are wrapped, carols are sung, and Santa's snack is out and waiting. There's only one thing left to do... -not be able to fall asleep all night.

Garfield on 25th December 2003
25th December 2003

Ahem... A on, and a two, and a... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Garfield on 26th December 2003
26th December 2003

Oh, no! Christmas is gone! DID I SAY YOU COULD LEAVE?!

Garfield on 27th December 2003
27th December 2003

Denise, I need a date for new year's...I'm begging you...I'll do anything. Um. I don't think I can locate a chicken suit and a camera crew on such short notice. Don't think he won't try, though.

Garfield on 28th December 2003
28th December 2003

You know what I like about bowling, boys? It's a great way to meet girls! KA-BANG THUMP THUMP OUCH THUMP OOF! EEK! THUMP And their angry boyfriends.

Garfield on 29th December 2003
29th December 2003

Whoa. I put on a few pounds over the holidays. Hey! Hey! No one likes a braggart, pal.

Garfield on 30th December 2003
30th December 2003

Do you know what would be fun? Jon, pay careful attention... If I did, would I be standing here?

Garfield on 31st December 2003
31st December 2003

You want to wear the hat for a while? I don't think I could do it justice.

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