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Garfield on 1st April 2003
1st April 2003

You have something stuck between your teeth, Garfield. Where? - Right between your front ones. What is it? - It's the refrigerator. Do we have any really big floss?

Garfield on 2nd April 2003
2nd April 2003

I'm going out, Garfield. - Don't get into any trouble. - At least nothing that involves a swat team. Then don't be long.

Garfield on 3rd April 2003
3rd April 2003

It's quiet around here. - Want me to break something? - I'm not complaining, mind you. Want me to break something quietly?

Garfield on 4th April 2003
4th April 2003

I have the feeling I'm going to have a good day. - Thought you could lock me out, didn't you? - I had to throw the birdbath through the picture window, and then pull up the mailbox to lean against the... That feeling is fading.

Garfield on 5th April 2003
5th April 2003

- I can't think of anything to say. Darn it, Jon! - Then how am I supposed to ignore you?!

Garfield on 6th April 2003
6th April 2003

- Yo! Yo! Yo! Garfield, what it is? - Just chillin' in the crib, homey? - I'm letting chicks know that I'm da bomb. - I'm gonna scope the park wit' my bad self. - Whoa! - THUD! - Tru dat.

Garfield on 7th April 2003
7th April 2003

There's just no pleasing you, is there?! - - Okay, once more, but this time with a little bit more emotion.

Garfield on 8th April 2003
8th April 2003

HA! HA! HAW! HAW! HAW! - CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! - Quit tickling the milkman!

Garfield on 9th April 2003
9th April 2003

This house needs fixing. - I'll need some of those little pointy things... Nails? - And one of those poundy things. Stop him.

Garfield on 10th April 2003
10th April 2003

Odie swallowed my golf ball! - - I'll play as it lies. Get back here.

Garfield on 11th April 2003
11th April 2003

I can't decide whether to stay here... - Or go someplace else. - Compromise.

Garfield on 12th April 2003
12th April 2003

This is one of those squirting flowers. - This is one of those clawing paws. - Can you say "detente"?

Garfield on 13th April 2003
13th April 2003

- It's a beautiful day, boys. - Everyone's out with their pets. - Celebrating their shared lives. - Showing their affection for one another. Oh no... - Oh, the joyous union of human and animal! Her eit comes... - Group hug!

Garfield on 14th April 2003
14th April 2003

My goal is to be a little less pathetic, Garfield. No! No! You can't do that, Jon! - Think about your fans! - You've set a standard to which losers everywhere aspire!

Garfield on 15th April 2003
15th April 2003

Garfield, would you say I'm suave? - Yes, I would. - If you coated my body with honey and staked me down to an anthill. Debonair, even?

Garfield on 16th April 2003
16th April 2003

Garfield, I'm starting a garden! - Tilling the soil...nurturing seed. - And did I mention I'm wearing overalls? I knew there was an ulterior motive.

Garfield on 17th April 2003
17th April 2003

bip bip boop - Hi, it's jus Jon calling to say hi... ...hi! - Hey, let's go home and check my answering machine! Pity him.

Garfield on 18th April 2003
18th April 2003

Chicks dig intellectual guys, soooooo... - ZZZZZZZZZZ - This makes my forehead look larger! Ah, the old "big brain" ploy.

Garfield on 19th April 2003
19th April 2003

I sometimes feel like a failure at life. - - I was hoping for a little sympathy. That's another thing you've failed at.

Garfield on 20th April 2003
20th April 2003

Z - Z - Z - Z - **Z** - -

Garfield on 21st April 2003
21st April 2003

Slacker! - Why are you just sitting there?! - There's napping to be done, man! Go waway.

Garfield on 22nd April 2003
22nd April 2003

YAWN Is that all you have to do? - Noooo... - YAWN scratch scratch

Garfield on 23rd April 2003
23rd April 2003

I don't want to be disturbed while I sleep. - - Or after I wake up, for that matter.

Garfield on 24th April 2003
24th April 2003

Let's play a game, Garfield. - Let's pretend you're vital. - Let's pretend you're useful. Let's pretend gravity is great today.

Garfield on 25th April 2003
25th April 2003

- Breathe, Garfield. GASP! - Lazy! I would have, eventually.

Garfield on 26th April 2003
26th April 2003

I'm going to throw out everything moldy I can find. - I hope you're cleaning out the refrigerator. - Because if you're not, this is dandruff, not mold.

Garfield on 27th April 2003
27th April 2003

- Who wants to feed me? - - Who wants to fix food for the hungry kitty? - - Who wants to keep their lips? Is it dinner time already? - You don't have to have the answers if you ask the right questions.

Garfield on 28th April 2003
28th April 2003

I am now officially bored. - Officially? - I have a certificate. Cool!

Garfield on 29th April 2003
29th April 2003

- YAWN - Was that necessary? Have you ever spent any time with yourself?

Garfield on 30th April 2003
30th April 2003

You look bored. - I'm not, really. - This is just force of habit.

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