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Garfield on 1st October 2002
1st October 2002

Time to water the plants. - - Subtlety, thy name is NOT Jon.

Garfield on 2nd October 2002
2nd October 2002

Odie, your tail says you're a noodle-neck stupid head. - Are you going to take that? - I wonder why dogs chase their tails. yip! yip! yip! It's a mystery!

Garfield on 3rd October 2002
3rd October 2002

- Odie has a girlfriend! - Please don't let them multiply!

Garfield on 4th October 2002
4th October 2002

I've gotta get out of here! - There must be someplace to hide! - Who wants to help me look for cornflakes that look like celebrities? TOO LATE!

Garfield on 5th October 2002
5th October 2002

Have a bowl of rocks, Odie! - crunch crunch crunch crunch - crunch crunch crunch crunch That sounds kinda good.

Garfield on 6th October 2002
6th October 2002

so much grief? Because I'm a cat. - And WHY do i still love you anyway? See previous answer.

Garfield on 7th October 2002
7th October 2002

I couldn't decide which shirt to wear... - So I put all of them on. - I couldn't decide what to eat, so I ate everything! Where's the refrigerator?

Garfield on 8th October 2002
8th October 2002

What do you want for dinner? - Who are you talking to? - I mean, is there anything you don't want? Raisins.

Garfield on 9th October 2002
9th October 2002

Nature holds many dangers. - Squirrels with miniature weed whackers! - Especially these days.

Garfield on 10th October 2002
10th October 2002

This is all I'll be shedding today. - - I dread tomorrow.

Garfield on 11th October 2002
11th October 2002

I could be on a date now. - But I choose to just sit here with you. - The things I do for the women of the world.

Garfield on 12th October 2002
12th October 2002

- - Stay in character, Garfield.

Garfield on 13th October 2002
13th October 2002

- Hello! - I'm looking for a masseur! - ...one who can deliver a vigorous teep-tissue massage! Can you recommend anyone? - WHOMP! - - Do you have a card?

Garfield on 14th October 2002
14th October 2002

How are you, Jon? - I have a headache. - As if you care. Good to hear. Have a nice day.

Garfield on 15th October 2002
15th October 2002

YAAAAH! - Okay, Garfield! Stay calm! - Way ahead of you.

Garfield on 16th October 2002
16th October 2002

AAAAHHH! - YAAAAAHHH! - Aren't you curious to know what that was about? Not unless it will cause dinner to be late.

Garfield on 17th October 2002
17th October 2002

I had a pretty good day today. - Three...two...one... - Once I got my leg out of that bear trap. Jon never disappoints me.

Garfield on 18th October 2002
18th October 2002

Sometimes I feel like a failure. - Oh, come on, Jon! - SOMETIMES?!

Garfield on 19th October 2002
19th October 2002

Boy, the sun sure set early today. - Burned-out light bulb. - Okay, so I'm no nature expert.

Garfield on 20th October 2002
20th October 2002

loving odes to leaf blowers.

Garfield on 21st October 2002
21st October 2002

Z - Go back to sleep. - Z Hey, don't knock it. I've lasted longer than any clock around here.

Garfield on 22nd October 2002
22nd October 2002

I'm going outside for a while. - - Brr...it's cold out there. You were in the refrigerator!

Garfield on 23rd October 2002
23rd October 2002

Sock puppet impression. - - The invisible man! Go away.

Garfield on 24th October 2002
24th October 2002

I'm the world's fastest spider! zip - SCHWOP - Okay, okay, second fastest.

Garfield on 25th October 2002
25th October 2002

I am a tiny spider! - swat - And this is a tiny magazine!

Garfield on 26th October 2002
26th October 2002

Remember that time I chased you? - And you fell into a pit full of angry monkeys? - Now that was funny! This is why none of the great comedians are dogs.

Garfield on 27th October 2002
27th October 2002

glares already.

Garfield on 28th October 2002
28th October 2002

I am going to follow my dreams, Garfield. - You don't have any dreams, do you? - Aside from the dancing monkey in the chocolate fondue pot, no.

Garfield on 29th October 2002
29th October 2002

I was much more acttive than you today. - I would have been active too... - If I'd caught MY tie in the blender!

Garfield on 30th October 2002
30th October 2002

...and that's what I did today! - How about you? - I spent the day listening to what you did today.

Garfield on 31st October 2002
31st October 2002

TI carry a picture of you in my wallet. Really? - I show it to lots of people. All right! - It gets me lot of sympathy. You snuck up on me with that one!

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