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Garfield on 1st November 2002
1st November 2002

On the farm, we were close to nature, Garfield. - I remember running bare foot through the cow pasture. - Boy, that was disgusting. You may stop right here.

Garfield on 2nd November 2002
2nd November 2002

Is it my imagination, or do you insult me at every opportunity? - - That's assuming you HAVE an imagination.

Garfield on 3rd November 2002
3rd November 2002

- - - - - smack smack smack - All right, I'll turn the furnace on!

Garfield on 4th November 2002
4th November 2002

Run! It's the cat! - We can't run, you idiot! We're plants! - I sense fear. Then tip over and roll!

Garfield on 5th November 2002
5th November 2002

- - You made lemonade. I gotta start reading instructions.

Garfield on 6th November 2002
6th November 2002

- - Took my ball of yarn for a walk.

Garfield on 7th November 2002
7th November 2002

Ah, nature! - - Did you forget to pay the nature bill?

Garfield on 8th November 2002
8th November 2002

- MEOW! - MEOW! That would bw for me.

Garfield on 9th November 2002
9th November 2002

My foot's asleep. - - And dreaming.

Garfield on 10th November 2002
10th November 2002

practical joke on me while I'm asleep. I know that look. - - By the way, have you seen Odie? scratch scratch scratch I gotta get a new look.

Garfield on 11th November 2002
11th November 2002

I'm going to gnaw on the woodwork. - - I hope you get a splinter!

Garfield on 12th November 2002
12th November 2002

Filthy vermin! - Yeah! - It wouldn't hurt you to take a shower!

Garfield on 13th November 2002
13th November 2002

- Why aren't you chasing the mouse? The mouse? - Oh, I didn't recognize him in those glasses.

Garfield on 14th November 2002
14th November 2002

Garfield, what's that noise? Uh...what noise? squeek squeek squeek - Sounds like mice. I'm babysitting. squeek squeek squeek - Tell me it's not. They're giving me cheese. squeek squeek squeek

Garfield on 15th November 2002
15th November 2002

Hey! - Pick it up! - I almost caught you! Sorry.

Garfield on 16th November 2002
16th November 2002

I guess a house with a fat cat should have a fat mouse, too. - What are you talking about? - I am NOT fat! I'm just big boned.

Garfield on 17th November 2002
17th November 2002

Garfield! C'mere! - Whaddya think? Huh?...Huh?... - Chicks dig guys with pony tails. - - gck gck - ding dong ** - SHRIEEEK! WAIT!! Amazing how fast they can run in those high heels.

Garfield on 18th November 2002
18th November 2002

It's Socko the Superhero Sock Puppet! - And his trusty sidekick, Fuzzy Slipper Man! - There's something wrong with that man. You said it.

Garfield on 19th November 2002
19th November 2002

My life is without meaning! - BAT - I take it all back!

Garfield on 20th November 2002
20th November 2002

RIIINNNNNG! - All right. I'm up. Just doing my job. - Z

Garfield on 21st November 2002
21st November 2002

You're standing in my food! - Sorry. -

Garfield on 22nd November 2002
22nd November 2002

You only date athletic types? - Well, Mary, I have good news... - I'm wearing bowling shoes! CLICK Gutter ball.

Garfield on 23rd November 2002
23rd November 2002

Are you looking at me? No. I mean, yes. - I mean, maybe! I mean, if you wanted me to, I was! If you didn't, I wasn't! Help me out here! - I should've asked her out. Before she started running.

Garfield on 24th November 2002
24th November 2002

Some folks wouldn't appreciate the conditioning thet goes into producing muscle memory this advanced. - - ARE YOU GOING TO LIE THERE ALL DAY?! Yeeees. It's the old "fear-of-what-you-don't-understand" syndrome".

Garfield on 25th November 2002
25th November 2002

I am not lazy. - Now, would my conjecture be more credible if I were standing? - Perhaps, but we never know.

Garfield on 26th November 2002
26th November 2002

Ever wonder about life, Garfield? - Where we come from... - Where we're going... Why it takes two hours to deliver a pizza.

Garfield on 27th November 2002
27th November 2002

Sigh...I have no friends. - HEY, PAL! ZIP - Wishful thinking.

Garfield on 28th November 2002
28th November 2002

Once upon a time, there was a cat who loved to eat. - He ate and ate and ate. - Then he exploded. Is this medically accurate?

Garfield on 29th November 2002
29th November 2002

- - Couldn't find a bookmark. I figured that.

Garfield on 30th November 2002
30th November 2002

Christmas is coming soon. - All together now...1...2...3... -

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