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Garfield on 1st May 2002
1st May 2002

Besides beauty and intelligence... - I need a woman who will respect me. - A human woman?

Garfield on 2nd May 2002
2nd May 2002

Evelyn, say you'll go out with me... - Really?! You're not just saying that?! - Oh, you are just saying that. Nice shot, Evelyn!

Garfield on 3rd May 2002
3rd May 2002

I have to show Ellen that I love animals and children. - So, I'm taking you on my date tonight. - Now, where can I find a kid? I don't work with children.

Garfield on 4th May 2002
4th May 2002

She loves me...she loves me not... - She loves me...she despises the air I breathe. - She loves me...she wishes my head would explode... Relay, Jon, relax.

Garfield on 5th May 2002
5th May 2002

- Your move. - JUMP - - JUMP JUMP - - In "Checkers with Cookies," there ARE no losers. Yer moof.

Garfield on 6th May 2002
6th May 2002

Garfield! - I thought you were getting up! I am. - This has to be done in stages.

Garfield on 7th May 2002
7th May 2002

Shades make you look cool. - - There's not a pair big enough, pal!

Garfield on 8th May 2002
8th May 2002

Pet ownership is a two-way street, you know. - I do expect some affection in return. No prob... - Odie, owner, affection, now.

Garfield on 9th May 2002
9th May 2002

I'll feed you in a minute, Garfield. - Grrr Grrr - What could he do? I had him outnumbered.

Garfield on 10th May 2002
10th May 2002

I have a dilemma, Garfield. There's a girl who wants to go out with me saturday night. - And she has a face that could stop a clock. - So, what should I wear? Well, don't wear your watch.

Garfield on 11th May 2002
11th May 2002

A cat is constantly on the move. - - I don't personally know this cat, but I've heard of him.

Garfield on 12th May 2002
12th May 2002

- - - - - - Made you look!

Garfield on 13th May 2002
13th May 2002

There's our cow, Bossie. She kicked me in the head once. - - She kicked me in the head once. Comes the dawn...

Garfield on 14th May 2002
14th May 2002

...and this is a picture of my prize rooster, Henry. That's a picture of an egg. - He was much younger then. Ah... - But he already had his dad's rugged good looks. You're scaring me, Jon.

Garfield on 15th May 2002
15th May 2002

We had to make our own fun back on the farm... - Doc Boy and I used to play a game with the electric fence we called "Touch it, Whimp!" - My fingers still tingle. And the brain's still numb.

Garfield on 16th May 2002
16th May 2002

I remember back on the farm...my mother calling to me... - "Jon, you're boring the cattle!" - Ever seen a cow yawn? Now you're boring the cat.

Garfield on 17th May 2002
17th May 2002

Mom set me up on a blind date with a girl from back on the farm. - She churns her own butter... - ...and has a wonderful sense of humor. And has a wonderful sense of humor.

Garfield on 18th May 2002
18th May 2002

Garfield, a letter from home! - Just when I was feeling down, too. - "Dear son, the entire family fell off the roof". I don't even want to know...

Garfield on 19th May 2002
19th May 2002

- - - Atta-boy, Garfield! - Let that mouse have it! SHow no mercy! - WHUMP! Way to go! - The new arm-wrestling champ! Best two out of three?

Garfield on 20th May 2002
20th May 2002

I know why you're so lazy, Garfield. - Low self-esteem. - You have to realize your worth. Did I say you could speak?

Garfield on 21st May 2002
21st May 2002

I'm running in place! - I'm just standing here. - And I'm winning.

Garfield on 22nd May 2002
22nd May 2002

Know why humans are smarter than cats, Garfield? - Bigger brains. Ah... - That explains those huge, ugly heads.

Garfield on 23rd May 2002
23rd May 2002

Yip! Yip! Yap! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! - Odie, if you'll shut up, I'll give you a piece of candy. - Yip! Yip! Yap! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

Garfield on 24th May 2002
24th May 2002

Marcie, give me one good reason why you won't go out with me. - I see. - She hates, loathes, and is disgusted by every fiber of my being. I'll mark her down as a possible.

Garfield on 25th May 2002
25th May 2002

Would you like to see me juggle flaming chain saws blindfolded? - Or hear me sing? - The first one!! Dogs don't get to vote.

Garfield on 26th May 2002
26th May 2002

- - - - - - *TRIP* SPLAT! Graceful.

Garfield on 27th May 2002
27th May 2002

I'm here! Let the party begin! - SMACK! - I'll open the chips.

Garfield on 28th May 2002
28th May 2002

Fear me, cat! Fear my wrath! Fear my might! - WHAP! - Fear my flatness!

Garfield on 29th May 2002
29th May 2002

Your husband's a celebrity now. Pardon me? - Yeah, I saw him on the front page of the newspaper. Really?! - MORTY! Flame IS fleeting.

Garfield on 30th May 2002
30th May 2002

- - New hat? Thanks for noticing.

Garfield on 31st May 2002
31st May 2002

Here's a picture of my kids. - Whoa, they're disgusting! - Why, thank you!

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