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Garfield on 1st March 2002
1st March 2002

Ellen, I would ford the mightiest river for you! Aha? ...all right. She's checking her atlas for piranha-infested tributaries. It pays to do your homework.

Garfield on 2nd March 2002
2nd March 2002

-and after I tied my shoe, I tied the other one... Then I thought about standing up... Then I stood up. It actually takes Jon longer to tell about his day than to live it.

Garfield on 3rd March 2002
3rd March 2002

Garfield on 4th March 2002
4th March 2002

Two steak dinners, and make mine medium. And your buddy's? Moo. Rare. Check.

Garfield on 5th March 2002
5th March 2002

Hmm...I can't decide between the chicken or the fish... BUC-BUC BUC-COUGH KAFF KAFF KAFF BUC Try the fish.

Garfield on 6th March 2002
6th March 2002

Don't you two ever want to sit in a booth? Oh, no! Never! Why not? SPIIIIIIINNNN

Garfield on 7th March 2002
7th March 2002

Here's your tossed salad. Thanks. Would you like fresh-ground pepper on that? HA! HA! HA! HA! WAH-HA! HA! Diner humor.

Garfield on 8th March 2002
8th March 2002

What's the catch of the day? Pan-fried ugly fish. Uhhhcan you serve it without its head? No. Why not? 'cause then it wouldn't be UGLY now, would it?

Garfield on 9th March 2002
9th March 2002

How are your ribs? Ticklish. I meant your beef ribs. Don't know, hon. I've never tickled a cow. You don't know what you're missing. I'm not with this man.

Garfield on 10th March 2002
10th March 2002

peck peck peck -

Garfield on 11th March 2002
11th March 2002

Some days everything goes right. SMACK! I mean wrong.

Garfield on 12th March 2002
12th March 2002

Burp You don't have to save those for me! What's mine is yours.

Garfield on 13th March 2002
13th March 2002

No more, and that's final! SCHLOP!

Garfield on 14th March 2002
14th March 2002

That brownie has been mold growing on it. Making it count as vegetable.

Garfield on 15th March 2002
15th March 2002

Ellen, I was wondering... What if we were the last two people on earth? Humanity is doomed. And cats will rule the world!

Garfield on 16th March 2002
16th March 2002

You've just won ten million dollars! SLAM! Who was it? It wasn't the pizza guy.

Garfield on 17th March 2002
17th March 2002

WAA! HOOOO! WOOOOH! NYAAAH! Ah-ha. GAAAHHH! Hot elastic. GHEEEEE! Annnd, he's in the front yard. EEEEK!! Somebody call a cop!

Garfield on 18th March 2002
18th March 2002

I'm going to make fun of dogs! Maybe I'll go home and make fun of dogs over the Internet.

Garfield on 19th March 2002
19th March 2002

You can't catch me! Uh, are those new running shoes? What happened to your tail? It's a victim of new innovations in athletic footwear.

Garfield on 20th March 2002
20th March 2002

Beware Of The Vicious Dog ...The Really Huge Violence-Prone Teeth-Gnashing Dog You okay? I can't stand the pressure!

Garfield on 21st March 2002
21st March 2002

Check out these sharp teeth! Whoa... How about these claws? Ooo... We've decided to gang up on the mailman.

Garfield on 22nd March 2002
22nd March 2002

Beware Of Dog! Who Am I Kidding? The Thing's A Disgrace. Please DO Not Kick The Dog This is almost sad.

Garfield on 23rd March 2002
23rd March 2002

Beware Of Gophers pook pook pook

Garfield on 24th March 2002
24th March 2002

Hey, turkey leg! Where are you going? I have been a leftover for three weks now! I know when I'm not wanted! I'm leaving! Tell me I didn't see that. He's just feeling unloved. Let's eat him.

Garfield on 25th March 2002
25th March 2002

Look at you, you pig... Why, I bet you have more fat than muscle. You take that back.

Garfield on 26th March 2002
26th March 2002

Don't blink. Tol' ja.

Garfield on 27th March 2002
27th March 2002

My hidden camera took there pictures of you stealing the last donut! Hmm. Okay, I'd like an 8x10 of this one and some wallet-sized prints of these.

Garfield on 28th March 2002
28th March 2002

Odie SPLUT! Food Coach Open your mouth FIRST!

Garfield on 29th March 2002
29th March 2002

Whaddaya think? You're wearing that...to a monster truck rally? To meet a blind date with a gold tooth? -

Garfield on 30th March 2002
30th March 2002

Garfield! Get your paw out of the cookie jar! Who taught you that gesture?! You, in the car, when you drive.

Garfield on 31st March 2002
31st March 2002

flap flap flap flap ...keep...window...closed...

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