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Garfield on 1st June 2002
1st June 2002

...and that's the story of my life. SMACK! The End.

Garfield on 2nd June 2002
2nd June 2002

grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka grunka

Garfield on 3rd June 2002
3rd June 2002

YAWN stretch BURP scratch scratch scratch Busy? Don't get me started.

Garfield on 4th June 2002
4th June 2002

I'm at a point in my life when it's time to ask myself the hard questions, Garfield. Like, can toads give warts to each other? Ow! Ow! Now my head hurts! Should've started with an easier one.

Garfield on 5th June 2002
5th June 2002

I'm wearing mx boxer shorts backwards! I had a feeling something big was going to happen today.

Garfield on 6th June 2002
6th June 2002

I have a lot on my mind. Good. Maybe that'll keep it from blowing away.

Garfield on 7th June 2002
7th June 2002

I have a date tonight, Garfield. You know what that means... Sometime today I'll get a huge pimple! A time-honored tradition.

Garfield on 8th June 2002
8th June 2002

We cancel each other out.

Garfield on 9th June 2002
9th June 2002

I just don't understand... Uh-oh. WHY don't the chicks dig me, Garfield? Maybe if I War and Peace 18 Estimated download time: 7.32 hours ...or maybe if I shaved my head and glued all the hair onto my chest. Did I miss anything?

Garfield on 10th June 2002
10th June 2002

So I'll be 24 soon...that's a nice number. A nice big, fat, incredibly huge, honking number.

Garfield on 11th June 2002
11th June 2002

I'm turning 24 next week... Do you know what I hate most about my birthday? -cue the anser. HI! I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten!

Garfield on 12th June 2002
12th June 2002

I'm curious. When you're as old as you are... What goes first? The memory? The eyes? The back? The kitten.

Garfield on 13th June 2002
13th June 2002

So I hear you're going to be 24. This is true. Wow! The things you've been witness to! What WAS life before fax machines?! It's too horrific to describe.

Garfield on 14th June 2002
14th June 2002

How do you intend to celebrate your birthday? What do you mean? Well... Are you gonna wheeze out a few candles? Run for your life.

Garfield on 15th June 2002
15th June 2002

So I'll soon be 24. That means I will be older and wiser... HA! HA! HA! HA! I'll be older.

Garfield on 16th June 2002
16th June 2002

tap tap You can run, boy, but you can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

Garfield on 17th June 2002
17th June 2002

I'm going to be 24 soon. And that look you're giving me isn't helping.

Garfield on 18th June 2002
18th June 2002

24 years is a long time. What's the secret to your longevity? I seeeeeee... Wait, wait, there's more.

Garfield on 19th June 2002
19th June 2002

Happy birthday, big guy! I'm not eating that.

Garfield on 20th June 2002
20th June 2002

You should do some sit-ups. I don't know... It might cause me to spill my milkshake.

Garfield on 21st June 2002
21st June 2002

Aha! He can only get his hand out if he lets go of the cookie. What will he do? He will use his wits and your head.

Garfield on 22nd June 2002
22nd June 2002

You know better than to stand between me and the kitchen when it's snack time.

Garfield on 23rd June 2002
23rd June 2002

Garfield on 24th June 2002
24th June 2002

It says here that pets can be a real comfort. So comfort me! Get a fleecy blanket.

Garfield on 25th June 2002
25th June 2002

Says here that cats and lions are in the same family. You must be adopted. Hey!

Garfield on 26th June 2002
26th June 2002

snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I SEE A CAT FOOD COUPON, OKAY?!

Garfield on 27th June 2002
27th June 2002

There's going to be a pet show next week, Garfield. Hmmm. Big prizes! Sounds interesting. We should enter! Very well. Go fetch your leash, boy.

Garfield on 28th June 2002
28th June 2002

"Then the zombie came closer and closer!" Lame... "Then he broke down the door and walked into the house". Oooh...I'm so scared. "And he ate the last of the roast turkey". Oh, NO!!!

Garfield on 29th June 2002
29th June 2002

"Pets are very sensitive". "Make sure you give them plenty of hugs". C'mere, Mister Sensitive! Touch me and I'll remove your arms.

Garfield on 30th June 2002
30th June 2002

You blinked...I win!

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