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Garfield on 1st January 2002
1st January 2002

Everyone should do their best. Which, hopefully, will allow me to get by without doing much of anything!

Garfield on 2nd January 2002
2nd January 2002

I'm not getting enough out of life. I must expend more effort! Z Z

Garfield on 3rd January 2002
3rd January 2002

Welcome to "Cat Aerobics". Ready? Breathe! SNIIIIIFFF! Now breathe again. WHOA! You're killing me here!

Garfield on 4th January 2002
4th January 2002

How about a hug, Garfield? Candy? Biscuit? Seafood? No hug? I need motivation.

Garfield on 5th January 2002
5th January 2002

*beep*...you have no messages. click *beep* You still have no messages. click Here's a message for you... YOU'RE A LOSER! Stop tormenting it.

Garfield on 6th January 2002
6th January 2002

Cat hair!! There is cat hair EVERYwhere!! No! Wait! HA! You MISSED a spot! flick I must be slipping. AAAGGGHH!

Garfield on 7th January 2002
7th January 2002

Happy cat. Angry cat. Happy-to-be-angry cat.

Garfield on 8th January 2002
8th January 2002

We're having leftovers for dinner, Garfield... Meat loaf... And something yellow. Mustard. I'll tell myself it's mustard.

Garfield on 9th January 2002
9th January 2002

I'm going to make a list of things I can do to impress women. "Can make a list..." He's writing that in INK, ladies!

Garfield on 10th January 2002
10th January 2002

I'm not saying Jon has a bad wardrobe. But I just looked into his closet. Two hundred moths committed suicide.

Garfield on 11th January 2002
11th January 2002

I'm depressed, Ellen. I could use a good word. That's a bad word, Ellen. Don't sugarcoat it, Ellen.

Garfield on 12th January 2002
12th January 2002

You're breaking up with me? But we've never dated. you don't want to take any chances? Better safe than sorry.

Garfield on 13th January 2002
13th January 2002

To be, or not to be: That is the question. ** Gotta sing! Gotta dance! * The ballet patrons go wild as Garfield pirouettes his way into their hearts! Sooooooooo...what have you been up to? Being ignored, mostly.

Garfield on 14th January 2002
14th January 2002

Garfield, I don't think you could get any fatter. That wasn't a challenge! I'll need cupcakes.

Garfield on 15th January 2002
15th January 2002

I went shopping, Garfield. Feed me. Spent every cent I had. Feed me. These moose hats aren't cheap. Shoot me.

Garfield on 16th January 2002
16th January 2002

And so ends another day! Why did Odie go back to bed? I'll be having his breakfast.

Garfield on 17th January 2002
17th January 2002

Who deserves the last donut? To be honest... It probably would have been you.

Garfield on 18th January 2002
18th January 2002

This is really amazing, Garfield. I have called every woman I know. They all have a cold. Probably caught it in group therapy.

Garfield on 19th January 2002
19th January 2002

Do you have any unfulfilled dreams, Garfield? Oh, sure. There's the one about the 12-foot chocolate eclair...

Garfield on 20th January 2002
20th January 2002

Garfield on 21st January 2002
21st January 2002

Here's a joke. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Mice don't change lightbulbs. You see lightbulbs are too large and cumbersome, not to mention that it's much easier for us to pilfer food in the dark. That joke took asobering turn.

Garfield on 22nd January 2002
22nd January 2002

What are you going to do about all these mice? Get them name tags?

Garfield on 23rd January 2002
23rd January 2002

Garfield, how do you explain this? Hmmm...new mouse, higher-than-average disposable income, heavily into baroque rococo, I'd say.

Garfield on 24th January 2002
24th January 2002

I have the mouse chasing himself. That's called delegating authority.

Garfield on 25th January 2002
25th January 2002

There goes a mouse! Aren't you going after him? Perhaps... That is, if he's going to the beach.

Garfield on 26th January 2002
26th January 2002

Well, I have to get back to work as a household pest. Sigh. All the good jobs are taken.

Garfield on 27th January 2002
27th January 2002

You're filthy! lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick li Do you MIND?!

Garfield on 28th January 2002
28th January 2002

Work hard and do your best. It'll make it easier on the rest of us.

Garfield on 29th January 2002
29th January 2002

I'm sorry, Mrs. Feeny... Yes, I'll look into it. SLAM! Is that Mrs. Feeny's Wig?! It followed me home.

Garfield on 30th January 2002
30th January 2002

Nothing can go wrong if I just sit here. kkkkk That man never ceases to amaze me.

Garfield on 31st January 2002
31st January 2002

Fear not, Jon! I've put Odie to work protecting out house and valuables! Take Anything But The Food

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