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Garfield on 1st August 2002
1st August 2002

There they are, Garfield. It's been a long time, hasn't it? That's the last time I take pictures of your feet. They've grown so.

Garfield on 2nd August 2002
2nd August 2002

You don't remember me? We went out on a date last night. Doesn't ring a bell? I'm sure it'll come out in therapy.

Garfield on 3rd August 2002
3rd August 2002

I could be king of the jungle. If I wanted to be. And the jungle had air conditioning.

Garfield on 4th August 2002
4th August 2002

You can tell a lot about a mouse by his mousehole. Fat mouse... Skinny mouse... Tall mouse... Howdy! Ah.

Garfield on 5th August 2002
5th August 2002

Does your little buddy there want to order from the children's menu? And when I TRY to be funny... WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Garfield on 6th August 2002
6th August 2002

You changed your menu! Yeah. Chef Tony is experimenting with more exotic fare. "Aardvark Tartare"? Enough ketchup and it all tastes the same!

Garfield on 7th August 2002
7th August 2002

What comes with the dinner? Bread and your choice of potato. What are my choices? Cooked or raw. The Ritz, this ain't.

Garfield on 8th August 2002
8th August 2002

I'll have the chili. Sure thing, hon. Sign this release form. Diner chili...gotta love it.

Garfield on 9th August 2002
9th August 2002

Irma! What happened to your finger? I burned it in the kitchen while preparing YOUR food! How can I eat when I'm consumed with guilt? Here, (burp) I'll show you.

Garfield on 10th August 2002
10th August 2002

I'd like the "Whoop-De-Doo" burger. Fries or slaw? Fries. Confetti or streamers? Confetti! Is the clown extra?

Garfield on 11th August 2002
11th August 2002

Garfield! You're letting the cold air out! Hel-LOOOOO!

Garfield on 12th August 2002
12th August 2002

mmmmmmm I love me.

Garfield on 13th August 2002
13th August 2002

I see you two have finally made up. Yep. It's stupid to fight over something as silly as each other's food! We agree. That's why we decided to eat yours instead. HEY!

Garfield on 14th August 2002
14th August 2002

Is it true you yell at animals? GO AWAY! A shocking admission!

Garfield on 15th August 2002
15th August 2002

Garfield, you have to get up. If you want to eat, you have to go into the kitchen. Will there be any hills?

Garfield on 16th August 2002
16th August 2002

squeek queek squeek squee I'm on, aren't I?

Garfield on 17th August 2002
17th August 2002

Jon gave me this ball of yarn for my birthday. Some assembly required.

Garfield on 18th August 2002
18th August 2002

Good morning, students. Today we will discuss... The human: His foibles... ...his insecurities... ...his bacon... Touch it and I'll tie your thumbs in a knot!

Garfield on 19th August 2002
19th August 2002

I really should get up. You really should get up. Been there. Tried that. Didn't work.

Garfield on 20th August 2002
20th August 2002

You know, you're not very thrilling. Stop steling my lines.

Garfield on 21st August 2002
21st August 2002

Look at that poor cat, Martha. Well, dear, he's in kitty heaven now. Why don't you go get a shovel? Maybe I should move something.

Garfield on 22nd August 2002
22nd August 2002

Yes, I sense a presence... I hear mournful cries. Yes, it's the restless souls of a thousand donuts. Go away.

Garfield on 23rd August 2002
23rd August 2002

What a waste! Another day has passed you by, Garfield. You don't have that many left! AND YOU'D THINK I COULD SPEND THEM IN PEACE!

Garfield on 24th August 2002
24th August 2002

You just don't care about anything, do you?! Why, at this very moment a meteor could be hurtling toward this very spot! -

Garfield on 25th August 2002
25th August 2002

Whoo! GEEZ It's a scorcher! Not even eleven o'clock and it's sweltering! I'm melting. How is any living thing supposed to stand this?! 'moring, sleepyhead. Here's your coffee. slup This is COLD!!!

Garfield on 26th August 2002
26th August 2002

How can you not love cats? You annoy me. I wasn't talking to you, buster.

Garfield on 27th August 2002
27th August 2002

sniff sniff No... sni AH! -just TRY and beat a summer afternoon downwind of a barbecue!

Garfield on 28th August 2002
28th August 2002

I now realize why I eat so much. I suffer from low self-esteem. You're a fat slob. And you're helping.

Garfield on 29th August 2002
29th August 2002

Coach was very critical of my playing. I remember one game in particular... He ran into the stands and slapped my parents. They must have been so proud.

Garfield on 30th August 2002
30th August 2002

You'd miss me if I stopped calling, Ellen. No, I don't want to test that theory. And no, not for ten dollars. Do I hear twenty?

Garfield on 31st August 2002
31st August 2002

I don't have any role models... No one to look up to... However, there are those I can look down on.

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