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Garfield on 1st October 2001
1st October 2001

Hey, Jon! Look at me! I'm i three rooms at the same time! Diet time!

Garfield on 2nd October 2001
2nd October 2001

You're fat. No, no, I am big boned. Godzilla was big boned...you're fat.

Garfield on 3rd October 2001
3rd October 2001

No more snacks for you, Garfield. Fine. You are on a strict diet. Whatever you say. And I filled in the tunnel to the refrigerator. My life is over.

Garfield on 4th October 2001
4th October 2001

It's not the dieting that gets to me. It's the NOT EATING part!!!

Garfield on 5th October 2001
5th October 2001

Aren't you going to eat your dinner? I'm deciding. I may just weep instead.

Garfield on 6th October 2001
6th October 2001

Garfield... How's the diet going? Great! You have frosting on your lips. I pillaged a bake sale.

Garfield on 7th October 2001
7th October 2001

A candy bar! ...but I'm on a diet... This must be a test... -or a trick... Test...trick...test..trick... GRAB SQUEEK! AH-HA! Both.

Garfield on 8th October 2001
8th October 2001

Well, one good thing about this diet... -at least I haven't had any of those weird... Hey, pal, how's about a snack? Hallucinations.

Garfield on 9th October 2001
9th October 2001

Saaay...YOU'Re looking hungry. You're just a dietary hallucination. GO away. I can't, until you stop obsessing about me. I'd like you to meet a close, dear and personal obsession of mine.

Garfield on 10th October 2001
10th October 2001

I'm a donut...eat me! No you're not. You're just a diet-induced hallucination. Now I'm frosted! Sorry. You're not real. With sprinkles! All right. Come here.

Garfield on 11th October 2001
11th October 2001

There has GOT to be an easier way to lose weight. You could exercise. munch munch munch munch munch Nummm.

Garfield on 12th October 2001
12th October 2001

I don't tink I can eat all of my lettuce leaf. BECAUSE I'M PLANNING TO PASS OUT FROM HUNGER!

Garfield on 13th October 2001
13th October 2001

Celery! If science could find a use for it, we wouldn't have to eat it to get rid of it! Diet starting to get to you?

Garfield on 14th October 2001
14th October 2001

Garfield on 15th October 2001
15th October 2001

If you finish your carrot, you may have another. Finished.

Garfield on 16th October 2001
16th October 2001

That was the vet. She says you can go off your diet now. THUD Are you all right?! Quick! Mouth-to-leat loaf resuscitation!

Garfield on 17th October 2001
17th October 2001

You're being annoying, Odie. Still annoying. Not quite getting the drif, are you, pal?

Garfield on 18th October 2001
18th October 2001

Your pointy elbows give me a headache. You lost me there, Jon... That makes no sense at all.

Garfield on 19th October 2001
19th October 2001

Why am *I* always having to beg for dates?! I'm going to let the girls call ME! Dr. Livingstone, I presume?

Garfield on 20th October 2001
20th October 2001

Garfield, the kid across the street has lost his turtle. You don't say. Can he describe it?

Garfield on 21st October 2001
21st October 2001

Burp burrrrrrrp BUURRRRRRAP BUUURRUUP BRAAAAP BURP Nice try...mere mortal.

Garfield on 22nd October 2001
22nd October 2001

WHOOOOMP! BUNGEE DOGGGG!

Garfield on 23rd October 2001
23rd October 2001

TOING! ? SLING-SHOT DOOOGGG!

Garfield on 24th October 2001
24th October 2001

shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka shikka AAATTIC DOOOGGG!!

Garfield on 25th October 2001
25th October 2001

ROOOOF DOOOGGG!!

Garfield on 26th October 2001
26th October 2001

Eeeww...cold coffee. WHOOMPO WARM-UP DOOOGGG!

Garfield on 27th October 2001
27th October 2001

DING-DONG ** DING-DONG ** DOOORRRR DOOOGGG!

Garfield on 28th October 2001
28th October 2001

Sigh I have no life... Jon has no life... Odie has... SLURRP slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp Veeeeeery little life left.

Garfield on 29th October 2001
29th October 2001

A cookie chocolate chip.

Garfield on 30th October 2001
30th October 2001

Good dog. Bad dog. Complex, aren't they?

Garfield on 31st October 2001
31st October 2001

Does the word "glutton" mean anything to you? How about "hog boy"? How about "Mister Fatty-Fat-Fat"?!! People without donuts are so bitter.

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