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Garfield on 1st November 2001
1st November 2001

Some people think of pets as their children. - - So...dad. Do you have a will?

Garfield on 2nd November 2001
2nd November 2001

I have a date with Cindy, Garfield. - She likes the strong, silent type. - So I'm dressed as a muscle-bound mime. Try not to get beat up.

Garfield on 3rd November 2001
3rd November 2001

Haven't we met somewhere before? - Yes. - I wonder if that's good or bad. She's picking up a rock!

Garfield on 4th November 2001
4th November 2001

- Ahhh...there she is. - A little to the left... - A little more...that's it... - A liiiiiiiitle more... - *snap* THUD WOOOOOOH! - WHO dug the the tiger trap in Mrs. Feeny's flower bed?! WEEEEEEE I love sirens.

Garfield on 5th November 2001
5th November 2001

- - Oh, Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can it wait? I'm busy chasing the mouse.

Garfield on 6th November 2001
6th November 2001

- - And don't come back! Too late.

Garfield on 7th November 2001
7th November 2001

* ching ching - * ching ching - We seem to be infested with cowboys.

Garfield on 8th November 2001
8th November 2001

nok nok - May I borrow a cup of sugar? Sure. - I said a CUP, not a thimble! I can't win here.

Garfield on 9th November 2001
9th November 2001

Garfield! Present. - What? - He didn't seem very happy. The man is an enigma.

Garfield on 10th November 2001
10th November 2001

The mice and I have an agreement. - I don't eat them... * - And they don't booby trap the litter box.

Garfield on 11th November 2001
11th November 2001

brrrrrr - It is FREEZING in here! - Ah-HA! I knew I still had those old rubber arms! - - - Get away from that thermostat!

Garfield on 12th November 2001
12th November 2001

Garfield on 13th November 2001
13th November 2001

You wouldn't be so happy if you were seeing what I'm seeing. - - How long have you been carrying that around waiting for me to say that?

Garfield on 14th November 2001
14th November 2001

OW!! - Garfield, you oaf! That was my foot you stepped on! - GAAAHH Now you have a matched set.

Garfield on 15th November 2001
15th November 2001

Why, yes, Judy, I am as masculine as I sound. - O.K. Judy, you'r eon! - I just bought three thousand dollars worth of windows. Was Judy as slick as she sounded?

Garfield on 16th November 2001
16th November 2001

DING DONG ** That's my date. Now be nice. - EEEEEK! - I havened even OPENED the door yet! Just getting it out of the way.

Garfield on 17th November 2001
17th November 2001

- Wow... Two beautiful days in a row! I hate reruns.

Garfield on 18th November 2001
18th November 2001

- - - - - - If you think you're psyching me out, you're mistaken.

Garfield on 19th November 2001
19th November 2001

I'm a bug. I eat bugs. I eat birds. - My hero! - STOMP!

Garfield on 20th November 2001
20th November 2001

Beware of the Dog - Monday, Wednesday and Friday - It's tuesday. Pencil me in for tomorrow.

Garfield on 21st November 2001
21st November 2001

- Hey! - I went to high school with that sweater!

Garfield on 22nd November 2001
22nd November 2001

So, did you finally get enough to eat? - Depends... - Is there anything left?

Garfield on 23rd November 2001
23rd November 2001

So why won't you go out with me? - What?! Not MANLY enough?! - Boy, that'll take the starch out of your petticoat. Easy, big fella.

Garfield on 24th November 2001
24th November 2001

What do you think of my new suit? YAAAHHH! - MY EYES! MY EYES! - And don't sugarcoat it.

Garfield on 25th November 2001
25th November 2001

YAWN - pat pat pat - Nope. - - Rats. - The heck with it. - I thought you were napping. Couldn't find my spot.

Garfield on 26th November 2001
26th November 2001

I wonder if I should go for a walk... - No way! I refuse! - I'm outvoted.

Garfield on 27th November 2001
27th November 2001

Whenever things are missing they call on a dog to track it down. - - Has it occured to anyone that dogs might be taking that stuff to begin with?

Garfield on 28th November 2001
28th November 2001

The world is constantly changing. - - They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?

Garfield on 29th November 2001
29th November 2001

Beware of the Artistic Dog - ZIP scribble scribble scribble - My nose isn't that big!

Garfield on 30th November 2001
30th November 2001

Garfield, I'm going to ask the first woman I see to go out. - - The first one without a monkey. She looked interesting.

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