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Garfield on 1st May 2001
1st May 2001

This is Mrs. Spittle, my third grade teacher. She hated me. She made me take summer school. She was okay, I guess. ...thus the lovingly rendered horns, goatee, and blacked-out tooth...

Garfield on 2nd May 2001
2nd May 2001

PLay dead, Odie! Good boy! Now, stay.

Garfield on 3rd May 2001
3rd May 2001

A what?...on your WHAT?! Yes, Mrs. Feeny, I'll look into it. DEAD GERBIL ON HER GLIDER?! Not my work. Way too obvious.

Garfield on 4th May 2001
4th May 2001

Uh-oh. Bad sign. Jon's kite came home without him.

Garfield on 5th May 2001
5th May 2001

Good coffee. Hot coffee. Here it comes... Gooooooood hot coffee. Sigh.

Garfield on 6th May 2001
6th May 2001

bzzzzzzz ...and to your right is a house cat. Now let's move to the living room. Do you feel a draft? You lef tthe door open, dipwad.

Garfield on 7th May 2001
7th May 2001

When I look around the room and see how dirty it is... I think it's time we do something about it. Got the blindfolds right here. Gimme the blue one.

Garfield on 8th May 2001
8th May 2001

I'm going to meditate. You do that. Z I could use a little meditation myself.

Garfield on 9th May 2001
9th May 2001

Who wants to have fun? Not me! Not me! Mr. Ball of Yarn needs some attention. You two have a lovely life together.

Garfield on 10th May 2001
10th May 2001

A great new store opened up, Garfield! It's called "Create-A-Pet". I now have a bunny! Who maims.

Garfield on 11th May 2001
11th May 2001

Hey, Tima, I'm throwing a party saturday night. Want tom come? YEEES, I'll be there. Party pooper.

Garfield on 12th May 2001
12th May 2001

Garfield, weekends are my time to rear back and howl! Close. ...lie down and giggle? Closer. ...crawl into a fetal position and whimper? There you go.

Garfield on 13th May 2001
13th May 2001

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z If sleeping is an art, then I'm a masterpiece.

Garfield on 14th May 2001
14th May 2001

click (drivel) click (nonsense) (nonsensical drivel) At last!

Garfield on 15th May 2001
15th May 2001

This is one long movie. It's going on like, FOREVER! Where's the remote? You're sitting on the pause button, techno boy.

Garfield on 16th May 2001
16th May 2001

Welcome to "Recycle that Roadkill." What have we got tonight, Bob? Hard to tell, Chuck...he's pretty flat... Might make a nice coaster. With great big eyes.

Garfield on 17th May 2001
17th May 2001

And your avocation, sir, is? I squish spiders. Care to demonstrate? Certainly. SQUISH! Lousy form. No follow-through at all.

Garfield on 18th May 2001
18th May 2001

Garfield on 19th May 2001
19th May 2001

Z Z Z Z This has been "Nap Along with Fluffy". YAWN

Garfield on 20th May 2001
20th May 2001

Garfield on 21st May 2001
21st May 2001

SMACK Spring is here... The first robin of the season just flew into the picture window.

Garfield on 22nd May 2001
22nd May 2001

Don't you love springtime, Garfield? The warmth...thle flowers. Even you are smiling! I have a mouth full of butterflies.

Garfield on 23rd May 2001
23rd May 2001

I pushed Odie off the roof! Fortunately, his fall was broken when he landed on Jon. Come closer, Garfield. Look, Odie! He crawled in here all by himself!

Garfield on 24th May 2001
24th May 2001

Garfield, you sleep too much. I have a condition. And there's a name for that. "Exerciseophobia". Lazy! The fear of sweat.

Garfield on 25th May 2001
25th May 2001

There was a cookie on this plate a minute ago... And I want to know where it went! It's enjoying the company of the missing pork chop.

Garfield on 26th May 2001
26th May 2001

This cat food contains tuna-flavored chicken... That looks like beef. I prefer the beef-flavored tuna that looks like chicken.

Garfield on 27th May 2001
27th May 2001

How's it going, Giant Hamburger? Giant Hamburger? You're dreaming. That's what I assumed. NEVER ASSUME!

Garfield on 28th May 2001
28th May 2001

Here are your menus, hon. I love diners. Oooh, I have a heartburn already! I'm in deep-fried heaven.

Garfield on 29th May 2001
29th May 2001

Hmm...the green-bean burrito looks good... Sorry, we're out of that. I owe you one, Irma.

Garfield on 30th May 2001
30th May 2001

Would you like extra horseradish sauce on your garlic-onion-sardine sandwich? Sure. No goodnight kiss for you.

Garfield on 31st May 2001
31st May 2001

There's a note in my sandwich. It says, "inspected by number 23". They inspected my tuna melt? That, or the cook's wearing a new shirt.

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