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Garfield on 1st March 2001
1st March 2001

SMACK! You're late. Sorry.

Garfield on 2nd March 2001
2nd March 2001

I don't have time to stop! SMACK! You must learn to relax. How's this?

Garfield on 3rd March 2001
3rd March 2001

SPIDER! Wait! Spiders eat insects! INSECT EATER! SMACK!

Garfield on 4th March 2001
4th March 2001

WHACK! ? Wheeeeeeeeee!! BLAT!

Garfield on 5th March 2001
5th March 2001

SLORP! SLURP! SLUP! SLURP! Please, Garfield, thare's nothing more disgusting than that! SLORP! SLUP! Except that.

Garfield on 6th March 2001
6th March 2001

Garfield, help! I locked myself out getting the paper! Hurry! I don't have any pants on! I'm wearing the puppy underwear! Then come in through the pet door.

Garfield on 7th March 2001
7th March 2001

Tomorrow, I'm going back to getting dressed AFTER I take my shower! Well, at least you tried something.

Garfield on 8th March 2001
8th March 2001

RRRrrrrrrr Garfield, was that the blender? Forget it, I don't want to know. Bunny-slipper frappe?

Garfield on 9th March 2001
9th March 2001

I know how to get a woman's attraction. WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME BARNYARD IMITATIONS?! Well, that got her attention. I didn't know anyone could run that fast in heels.

Garfield on 10th March 2001
10th March 2001

Heh, heh, heh... Oh, the trouble I could cause! If my claws weren't stuck in the table.

Garfield on 11th March 2001
11th March 2001

Garfield on 12th March 2001
12th March 2001

C'mon, Garfield...up an' at 'em! LIFE is calling! Tell life to leave a message.

Garfield on 13th March 2001
13th March 2001

...it's not like I haven't done anything with my life... Oh, wait a minute... Yes, it is!

Garfield on 14th March 2001
14th March 2001

You apologize to Odie for what you did to him, or I'll punish you severely! Punish me severely.

Garfield on 15th March 2001
15th March 2001

Wanna hear about my day? NO I'm not paying for this card!

Garfield on 16th March 2001
16th March 2001

There are many, many things I will never understand. And they're all women. A rare moment of honesty.

Garfield on 17th March 2001
17th March 2001

This is "NAtional Ugly Fish Week". So eat an ugly fish today... And leave the planet that much less ugly. Slogan needs work.

Garfield on 18th March 2001
18th March 2001

Enjoy the little thingsand the big things will take care of themselves.

Garfield on 19th March 2001
19th March 2001

Ma, can I ask you something? Of course, Timmy. Can I have a pet? A pet? He followed me home, ma. You're not very bright, are you, Timmy?

Garfield on 20th March 2001
20th March 2001

Watch out for the spider! Some lookout you are. Sorry.

Garfield on 21st March 2001
21st March 2001

You'd better not mess with me! Know why? SMACK! Because you're so tough? And don't you forget it.

Garfield on 22nd March 2001
22nd March 2001

...and with a kiss from the beautiful princess... The frog turned into a handsome spider... Which the princess stomped flat! Hey! Hey! Stick to the story!

Garfield on 23rd March 2001
23rd March 2001

Hey, cat, I'm gonna hop on your neck and suck out all your bodily fluids. WHACK! Hey! You crimped my sraw!

Garfield on 24th March 2001
24th March 2001

This is my college intern. SMACK! He does good work. *I* think so.

Garfield on 25th March 2001
25th March 2001

I'll be shaving, in case anyone calls for me. buzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz click Just checking...did anyone call? The paranoia police send their regards.

Garfield on 26th March 2001
26th March 2001

Life stinks. You should have a more positive attitude. Life stinks.

Garfield on 27th March 2001
27th March 2001

I'm thinking about writing the story of my life. Maybe I should actually do something first. That would really help with the title.

Garfield on 28th March 2001
28th March 2001

Remember that day at the amusement park, Garfield? How can I forget? They sure had some scary rides. Embarrassing... I couldn't stop screaming. But in the parking lot, Jon?

Garfield on 29th March 2001
29th March 2001

When communicating with pets... Keep commands simple and to the point. Lose...some...weight. Get...a...life.

Garfield on 30th March 2001
30th March 2001

Maybe I'll get together with friends tonight. We'll laugh and engage in stimulating conversation... Or maybe I'll stay home and floff. Reality sets in.

Garfield on 31st March 2001
31st March 2001

Do you know what's wrong with cats? They... CLICK Hey! You watch too much television.

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