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Garfield on 1st June 2001
1st June 2001

My compliments to the chef! I'll tell him. He says he could use a hug. I hated MY meal.

Garfield on 2nd June 2001
2nd June 2001

Ahhh...a filling meal at a greasy diner. Burrraap. Then home to fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV! Check! It just doesn't get any better than this.

Garfield on 3rd June 2001
3rd June 2001

Almost ready... KACHING! CLONK My eye! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! SPLORT! WAAAAH SCHLIIIP!!!! Here's your toast. I think I'll just have a cold bagel instead.

Garfield on 4th June 2001
4th June 2001

Wake up, Garfield! The whole world is waiting for you! Tell the world to get a life.

Garfield on 5th June 2001
5th June 2001

I really should cut the grass...but it's such a nice day. Maybe I'll water it instead. What's with the sunglasses? You're blinding me with your logic.

Garfield on 6th June 2001
6th June 2001

I thought Odie was chasing you around the tree out back. He is. I don't think he's caught me yet.

Garfield on 7th June 2001
7th June 2001

There were three dozen cookies on this plate... And now they're gone! BAD PLATE!

Garfield on 8th June 2001
8th June 2001

You know, Odie... The scret to looking good is to accessorize. -

Garfield on 9th June 2001
9th June 2001

You know, Garfield, I'm not really boring. I'm mellow. I have a laid-back personality. That's why we buried it in the backyard three years ago.

Garfield on 10th June 2001
10th June 2001

Went with the lowest bidder. Beware of Dog Ah, the simple, direct approach. Beware of DOG Self-explanatory. Beware of DUMB MUTT High-tech mixed breed. Beware of |||||||| No threat there. Beware of Poochie. I believe we have awinner.

Garfield on 11th June 2001
11th June 2001

You'd never guess you were going to be 23. Why, you're as active as you ever were. Ha, ha, very funny!

Garfield on 12th June 2001
12th June 2001

So you'll be a year older...so what? Birthdays are a celebration of life! Yeah, we can decorate your walker with streamers and everything! WHO LET HIM IN?!!

Garfield on 13th June 2001
13th June 2001

Garfield, will you play with me? Go away, Nermal. We could run and laugh! Go away, Nermal. Or in your case, waddle and wheeze. Come closer, Nermal.

Garfield on 14th June 2001
14th June 2001

Look on the bright side, Garfield... Every year, your birthday is a gift! Yeah, yeah. A gift with no exchanges or returns.

Garfield on 15th June 2001
15th June 2001

I hear you have a birthday coming up...how old? 23. What would that be in spider years? Don't know...no spider has ever lived that long. Whoa, how ironic was THAT?

Garfield on 16th June 2001
16th June 2001

Instead of making a list of things I want for my birthday... I made a list of things I DON'T want. Raisins?

Garfield on 17th June 2001
17th June 2001

So, birthday number 23 is coming up, eh? You're only as young as you feel, pal! snap! A kitty treat! crick snao And today I feel around a hundred and sixty-one.

Garfield on 18th June 2001
18th June 2001

Sigh...tomorrow I'm turning 23... Don't get me wrong...I LOVE birthdays. But why do so many of them have to be MINE?!

Garfield on 19th June 2001
19th June 2001

It's my birthday and I get to do anything I want! ...don't wake me! Whee... Z

Garfield on 20th June 2001
20th June 2001

Garfield, get out of that bed! Where's your sense of wonder? Where's your sense of adventure? They ran off with my sense of humor.

Garfield on 21st June 2001
21st June 2001

You didn't eat that hamburger? I'm so proud of you. squeak squeak squeak Well, I'm afraid Odie's a little disappointed in YOU.

Garfield on 22nd June 2001
22nd June 2001

Z It's nice when Garfield's asleep. He can't annoy me. Z Z

Garfield on 23rd June 2001
23rd June 2001

Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen. Here we have one of nature's wonders. The bottomless pit. I want to be left alone.

Garfield on 24th June 2001
24th June 2001

Garfield on 25th June 2001
25th June 2001

It's comedy time! Am I the only one who thinks bow ties are funny?

Garfield on 26th June 2001
26th June 2001

I shall now make my assistant disappear. BOOT! Not very magical, but pretty entertaining! THUD!

Garfield on 27th June 2001
27th June 2001

A funny thing happened on the way to the fence tonight... ALL RIGHT! YEAH! LET'S GO THERE! I hate you all.

Garfield on 28th June 2001
28th June 2001

So, anybody here from out of town? Yes, I am from the planet Uranus. Entertain me or die, earthling! I hate these late shows.

Garfield on 29th June 2001
29th June 2001

Who wants to hear a song? I do! Me too! Sure! Any requests? Turn on the radio! Yeah! That would be great!

Garfield on 30th June 2001
30th June 2001

How do you like the show so far? Z Z Z Z Z Z All right! A standing nap! Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

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