Loading...
2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 1994 1993 1992 1991 1990 1989 1988 1987 1986 1985 1984 1983 1982 1981 1980 1979 1978
Garfield on 1st July 2001
1st July 2001

- slup - - jiggitta jiggitta jiggitta jiggitta - ZORK - FFFFNNNNNNNNNNN - NONG NONG NONG NONG NONG - A little espresso goes a long way.

Garfield on 2nd July 2001
2nd July 2001

CRASH! - CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! - That Odie is not a plate catcher. I hear nothing.

Garfield on 3rd July 2001
3rd July 2001

You know, most cats don't get to have ice cream. - All right! - All the more for me!

Garfield on 4th July 2001
4th July 2001

You seem content, Jon. - Looks like I got her ejust in time. - Go away, Garfield. I'm here to suck the joy out of your life.

Garfield on 5th July 2001
5th July 2001

Odie sure is enjoying that rawhide chew I gave him. - I can't find my new belt. - That explains the buckle.

Garfield on 6th July 2001
6th July 2001

I feed Jon's canary every day. - It's a selfless act on my part. - But soon it will be harvest time.

Garfield on 7th July 2001
7th July 2001

Does this outfit make me look mysterious? - Absolutely! - I think dorks are very mysterious.

Garfield on 8th July 2001
8th July 2001

Beware of Dog - Beware of Dog - Beware of Dog - Beware of Dog - WHOOMP - Treee Doooog!

Garfield on 9th July 2001
9th July 2001

Spiders were not meant to be squished! We are feeling, living beings! We are- - - SOMEBODY GRAB A HOUSE SLIPPER, QUICK!

Garfield on 10th July 2001
10th July 2001

So, I see you have a walking cast now. Yeah. - I'd ask you to sign it, but I hate your stinking guts, you fat tub of lard! -

Garfield on 11th July 2001
11th July 2001

You may squish me, but you'll never squish my spirit! - KER SMACK - How's your spirit, Stewart? Bite me, Mikey.

Garfield on 12th July 2001
12th July 2001

...and I have an upright!

Garfield on 13th July 2001
13th July 2001

Have you seen my sister? - SMACKO - Have you seen my brother? I think so. Does he look like this?

Garfield on 14th July 2001
14th July 2001

See the cat today= Yep. - And he DIDN'T squish you?! Oh, sure he did. - This is a black body cast. donk donk

Garfield on 15th July 2001
15th July 2001

- - - Garfield... - I wouldn't keep teasing the dog in that pickup. - You never know when we might come to a red light. - Like this one.

Garfield on 16th July 2001
16th July 2001

Cats are very complicated. - You're a lump. - Cats are very complicated lumps.

Garfield on 17th July 2001
17th July 2001

Says here a cat will always land on its feet. - - Riiight. I subscribe to the "bounce" school of thought.

Garfield on 18th July 2001
18th July 2001

Jon's iced tea. - flick - A la Garfield.

Garfield on 19th July 2001
19th July 2001

I'll go get the broom... - And sweep up all that cat hair. OKay, but first... - I'd just like to stand here and admire it awhile.

Garfield on 20th July 2001
20th July 2001

You know what I love about cats, Garfield? You're so refined... - HAAAACK!! - Ahem...you were saying?

Garfield on 21st July 2001
21st July 2001

Life offers us many challenges. - And that's why I'm going to hide behind the couch. - Don't tell life.

Garfield on 22nd July 2001
22nd July 2001

- - - - - - Can you PLEASE speed it up a little?! Flea dip day.

Garfield on 23rd July 2001
23rd July 2001

I am a magic donut! - I can grant you any wish! - How about a glass of milk?

Garfield on 24th July 2001
24th July 2001

All of us have a destiny, Garfield. - I wonder what my place in history will be? - Somewhere between Floyd the Whistling Snake and crab grass.

Garfield on 25th July 2001
25th July 2001

Odie is trying to annoy me. - He's making that noise I hate. - That continouous breathing sound.

Garfield on 26th July 2001
26th July 2001

Do you ever stop to realize all you out me through?! - - You know, I never did!

Garfield on 27th July 2001
27th July 2001

I've tried every girl in my address book except Loretta Gnish. - - I wonder if she ever had surgery to remove that third nostril? He's weakening.

Garfield on 28th July 2001
28th July 2001

You forgot my birthday. - No, I didn't. - I didn't care.

Garfield on 29th July 2001
29th July 2001

Garfield! - Garfield! I'm stuck in the wall! - Don't ask how...just DO somethin! - - - - Okay, you're having a cruel laugh at my expense, aren't you?

Garfield on 30th July 2001
30th July 2001

Did you bring the paper in? - - GARFIELD! Kidding! I saved the funnies!

Garfield on 31st July 2001
31st July 2001

I wonder what time it is? - ** OW! ** OW! ** OW! - It's three. Too close to the cuckoo clock.

Garfield's Birthday | X-mas eve | X-mas | New Year's Eve | New Year
Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Valid CSS! +