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Garfield on 1st December 2001
1st December 2001

I'm spending the evening with a cat! - HA! HA! HA! - Hey!

Garfield on 2nd December 2001
2nd December 2001

tap tap tap - - SLAM! - VRRRMMMM r-r-r-r-r-r-r - - I told you, I am NOT going Christmas shopping today! But the car's all warmed up!

Garfield on 3rd December 2001
3rd December 2001

Boys! Hot chocolate! - ZIP ZIP - Where's Odie? I'm standing on him.

Garfield on 4th December 2001
4th December 2001

Santa is coming soon. Have you been good this year? - - Yes, I have. Too late! I saw your pupils dilate!

Garfield on 5th December 2001
5th December 2001

No, no, NO!!! - It's SIX eyelashes on each doll...SIX! Get it right! - We will return to "Stewey, the Anal-Retentive Elf"... Maybe YOU will...

Garfield on 6th December 2001
6th December 2001

"Dear Jonathan G. Arbuckle," - "a /very/ Happy Holidays /to you/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle, /and yours on this, the most joyous time of year/, Jonathan Q. Arbuckle." - How sweet. He loves the folks at the insurance company.

Garfield on 7th December 2001
7th December 2001

Have you written your letter to Santa yet? * RIIINNG - Hello? This is Santa. - You paged my beeper? Here's my list.

Garfield on 8th December 2001
8th December 2001

- SLUURRP! AAAGGHH - Eww...what is he doing? Wringing out his beard. Visit Santa -->

Garfield on 9th December 2001
9th December 2001

- Scissors. - snip snip snip snip - Tape. snick - Tape. snick - Tape. snick - Help. Lassie I ain't.

Garfield on 10th December 2001
10th December 2001

I'm feeling all christmasy! - I know... - It's catching!

Garfield on 11th December 2001
11th December 2001

So did you put up a tree and everything? Oh, yeah. - Only this year we went with an artificial one. Artificial? - Yeah, it's one of those pine-scented air fresheners shaped like a douglas fir.

Garfield on 12th December 2001
12th December 2001

Guess what, Ellen...I have a mistletoe! - If I hold it over your head, you have to kiss me. - Yeah, well, it's the law, Ellen! There are worse things than jail.

Garfield on 13th December 2001
13th December 2001

We now return to "Edward Fernbergle, The Certified Public Accountant Who Saved Chistmas". - * RIIING * RIIING Hello? - Santa, the elves have been skimming from petty cash! Ed! You've saved us! Slap them in tiny irons!

Garfield on 14th December 2001
14th December 2001

Hi, mom? It's Jon. - I'm calling because I need your top-secret recipe for Christmas cookies! - No, mom, the line is not tapped. Are you SURE?

Garfield on 15th December 2001
15th December 2001

Before too long it'll be time to get a new Christmas tree. - So I guess we ought to take the old one down. Can't we just scoot it over... - Next to the other one?

Garfield on 16th December 2001
16th December 2001

...I said HI!! ...nope...still single...SINGLE!!...SINGLE!!! - Doc Boy?... DOC BOY?! SURE...PUT HOM ON!!! - Hello? Hello? - Talk into the other end, Doc Boy! Happy holidays, all you family members out there.

Garfield on 17th December 2001
17th December 2001

I'm looking for a Christmas tree. Who isn't? - A great big one! I like your style. - Let's talk HUGE! Let's talk financing.

Garfield on 18th December 2001
18th December 2001

I can't believe what you charge for a Christmas tree! - Well, we do also sell the kit... Kit? - This ia PINE CONE! Some assembly required.

Garfield on 19th December 2001
19th December 2001


Garfield on 20th December 2001
20th December 2001

shake shake shake - You're not peeking, are you? - Only with my ears.

Garfield on 21st December 2001
21st December 2001

- SNIFFFFFFFF - You're looking cheerful this morning. I just tanked up on Christmas spirit.

Garfield on 22nd December 2001
22nd December 2001

Hi, cat. Hi, flea. - Just wanted to stop by and say merry Christmas before I take off. Where to? - Oh, I'm catching a Greyhound to Kansas City.

Garfield on 23rd December 2001
23rd December 2001

- - - pop - - - Merry Christmas.

Garfield on 24th December 2001
24th December 2001

Christmas Eve, and I can't sleep. - I need a sedative. - Quick, tell me a story about your boyhood on the farm.

Garfield on 25th December 2001
25th December 2001

Hey! - You know, that Santa is even nicer than I thought... - He left ME a cookie.

Garfield on 26th December 2001
26th December 2001

Hi, mom?...it's Jon. - About that sweater you made Garfield for Christmas?... - YOu left out a hole. How fo you leave OUT a hole?!

Garfield on 27th December 2001
27th December 2001

Karen, how'd you like to go out with me on new year's eve? - What's it worth to you? - Uh...paint your house? I like this one already.

Garfield on 28th December 2001
28th December 2001

None of the girls I called want to go out with me on new year's eve. - - Maybe if I called them again and used a french accent... Who needs cable TV when you've got this?

Garfield on 29th December 2001
29th December 2001

Can you believe it?! Patti broke our date, and now I'm stuck with two tickets to the new year's eve dance! - Now what do I do? Duh... - Go stag, scalp the other ticket at the door, and buy me something.

Garfield on 30th December 2001
30th December 2001

Sigh...come with me... - - - - - We need a blow-dryer, and a really, really long extension cord.

Garfield on 31st December 2001
31st December 2001

Why can't I get a date for new year's eve, Garfield? - Why, why, why, why?! - WHY, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY ?!! Can you say "mature"?

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