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Garfield on 1st August 2001
1st August 2001

* FEEELINGS... What is a karaoke machine doing in the living room?

Garfield on 2nd August 2001
2nd August 2001

AAAAGGGHHH WHO TORE THE LAST PAGE OUT OF THE MYSTERY BOOK I WAS READING?! The cat did it.

Garfield on 3rd August 2001
3rd August 2001

I walked my date to the door. And then what happened? I kissed her hand... And then what happened? Leaving her othe rhand free... And then what happened?

Garfield on 4th August 2001
4th August 2001

I sat on a bee today. So I'm not happy. I'll bet the bee isn't exactly gleeful, either.

Garfield on 5th August 2001
5th August 2001

Z Spiders are your frieeeeeends... Z You liiiiiiiike spiders. Z You would nevvvvvvvvvvvvver hurt a spider... Z Next Moring: Morning, friend! SMACK! I'm a liiiiiiight sleeeeeper.

Garfield on 6th August 2001
6th August 2001

Tah da!

Garfield on 7th August 2001
7th August 2001

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Dog treat. Yeh! Yeh! Yeh! Yeh! They're so easy.

Garfield on 8th August 2001
8th August 2001

Tonight we have with us a man who thinks he's a dog...how are you, sir? Dogs can't talk, Phil. But you just did. Uh...I mean, "arf". People will do anything to get on TV.

Garfield on 9th August 2001
9th August 2001

The toaster doesn't work, Garfield. I'll take it to the garage and fix it. Not the garage! That's where all small appliances go to die.

Garfield on 10th August 2001
10th August 2001

I know why you won't go out with me, Cindy. You think I'm stupid, don't you?... Darn, I was hoping that wasn't it. You were hoping for "loser," maybe?

Garfield on 11th August 2001
11th August 2001

DING-DONG squeek squeek squeek squeek squeek Who was it? Just some clown.

Garfield on 12th August 2001
12th August 2001

Ahem... If you want a cookie, you'll have to move. I forgot how far cats can stretch. Now, I think I'll get some milk out of our neighbor's refrigerator.

Garfield on 13th August 2001
13th August 2001

Mom used to tuck me into bed at night. She'd kiss me on the forehead and say, "nighty-night". Then dad would tiptoe in and whisper, "Beware the chicken!" I've always liked your dad.

Garfield on 14th August 2001
14th August 2001

Look, Garfield! A package from my mom! I wonder what it is?! I hope it's cookies! I hope it's a ham! It's ham-shaped cookies! Mom shoots! Mom SCORES!

Garfield on 15th August 2001
15th August 2001

We couldn't afford doctors on the farm. We relied on natural remedies. Did you know that kissing a chicken cures cold sores? Get away from me.

Garfield on 16th August 2001
16th August 2001

News from the farm, Garfield...a letter from Doc Boy. "Maddie Ferguson's pie took first place at the fair..." "So mom burned her barn down". All right, mom!

Garfield on 17th August 2001
17th August 2001

Garfield is fine, mom...want to talk to him? What's she saying? She's saying she can't believe she's talking to a cat on a long-distance call.

Garfield on 18th August 2001
18th August 2001

We got a post card from Doc Boy! He's vacationing on Loogieville, Indiana. ...says he had his picture taken with the world's largest corn cob. Eiffel Tower, eat your heart out.

Garfield on 19th August 2001
19th August 2001

You have a nice, peaceful, long, restful nap. I don't need that kind of pressure! WHOP! poo

Garfield on 20th August 2001
20th August 2001

I've decided to do nothing...just like you. Good luck, pal. NOBODY can do nothing like me.

Garfield on 21st August 2001
21st August 2001

Garfield, I found a treasure. A record album? It's a classic. "Mel Tweedy's best farm tunes"? It has all the hits! "Our love's gone dry and so has the cow."

Garfield on 22nd August 2001
22nd August 2001

I learn from my mistakes. Wow. There goes the world's smartest man!

Garfield on 23rd August 2001
23rd August 2001

pant pant pant Leather breath. Hey! Where's my other shoe?!

Garfield on 24th August 2001
24th August 2001

I bought this box of candy for my date! And I ate it. We're a team!

Garfield on 25th August 2001
25th August 2001

Well, the dishes are washed. Maybe I'll wax them. It's the weekend that wouldn't end.

Garfield on 26th August 2001
26th August 2001

AH HA! Oh. You're not doing anything. AH HA! Oh, You're still not doing anything. AH HA! I'll let you know.

Garfield on 27th August 2001
27th August 2001

I think I'll take a nap. Then doze awhile...and then top it all off with a nice snooze. Remember, kids, fo well-balanced rest, you must have something from the three basic sleep groups each day.

Garfield on 28th August 2001
28th August 2001

Hmf! If you continue to lie there like that, you're going to atrophy! I'd go to the dictionary to look that up, but my legs have withered.

Garfield on 29th August 2001
29th August 2001

I'm bored! Reeeally bored. I'm so bored it's almost interesting.

Garfield on 30th August 2001
30th August 2001

Maybe there IS something to lying on your back...maybe I should try it. Look at all the GUM stuck under this table! Close your eyes, dipwad.

Garfield on 31st August 2001
31st August 2001

I'm going out for a while. Don't bother waiting... ...up for me. Z

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