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Garfield on 1st April 2001
1st April 2001

Garfield on 2nd April 2001
2nd April 2001

Garfield, three mice just walked through the front door. Havan't you heard? They were carrying suitcases! The cheese expo is in town.

Garfield on 3rd April 2001
3rd April 2001

Hmmm...what should I do about this new mousehole? Of course! Accept a bribe!

Garfield on 4th April 2001
4th April 2001

Garfield, this is a diagram of the food chain. You're here, and that's a mouse down there... Any questions? Where's pizza?

Garfield on 5th April 2001
5th April 2001

Woof Uh...Garfield?... Yey, I know. They're making dogs smaller these days, aren't they?

Garfield on 6th April 2001
6th April 2001

SNAP! OUCH! SNAP! OUCH! SNAP! OUCH! He'll give up, eventually. May I have the bait?

Garfield on 7th April 2001
7th April 2001

We need a fourth for bridge. Okay, but this time we use MY cards. Last game I about went blind.

Garfield on 8th April 2001
8th April 2001

You're going to hurt me now, aren't you? Unless you act posthaste to rectify this unfortunate situation.

Garfield on 9th April 2001
9th April 2001

Garfield, if you exercised you'd have more energy. And that's good. Ah.

Garfield on 10th April 2001
10th April 2001

A, springtime! A time when...uh...um... What DOES happen in springtime? You hold your arm in the air?

Garfield on 11th April 2001
11th April 2001

Garfield, you meed to do some work. Uh huh. You can help me in the garden. Sure. I made this little plow. You have WAAAY too much time on your hand.

Garfield on 12th April 2001
12th April 2001

I got you a surprise, Garfield! But I can't find it. It wouldn't have been, sorta, kinda resembled a (burp) box of donuts, would it?

Garfield on 13th April 2001
13th April 2001

My date said she hates me more than almost anything. ALMOST anything. I caught that.

Garfield on 14th April 2001
14th April 2001

I am bored, Garfield. I need some excitement. Maybe I'll sit on the roof! Joooon?! The fire department said never do that again.

Garfield on 15th April 2001
15th April 2001

What a nice day for a walk in the woods. Pooky! What are you doing out here?! I thought I left you at the camp... ...site... Momma!

Garfield on 16th April 2001
16th April 2001

Hi, mom...I miss you too. Yes, I realize it's been a long time since I visited you... Yeeesss, I realize you're not getting any younger... I'll pack my food bowl and teddy bear.

Garfield on 17th April 2001
17th April 2001

I just love car trips... They make me feel like SINGING! SLAM! SLAM! Boys?...Boys?

Garfield on 18th April 2001
18th April 2001

Mom! Jonny! Dad! Son! Jelly belly! Lame brain! Brothers.

Garfield on 19th April 2001
19th April 2001

Good to see you again, son. You're looking well. Thanks...you too, dad. Well, got chores to do. Better go unpack. (sniff) A real father-son moment.

Garfield on 20th April 2001
20th April 2001

Garfield isn't much for the farm life, is he, Jonny? I guess not, mom. But he'll learn to cope. AAAGGHH! Only THREE channels?!!

Garfield on 21st April 2001
21st April 2001

See that, Garfield? Those are sheep. Look like dust bunnies with legs. That's where wool comes from. Hold on... If this is anything like that chicken/egg thing, I DON'T wanna know.

Garfield on 22nd April 2001
22nd April 2001

Sure is a beautiful sunset, dad. Yup. Sunsets are very popular on the farm... Very popular.

Garfield on 23rd April 2001
23rd April 2001

What are you? I'm a rooster. What do you do? I wake you up at the crack of dawn. I didn't hear the rooster this morning. I imagine it's tough to crow with baling twine tied around one's beak.

Garfield on 24th April 2001
24th April 2001

Remember that tree, Jon? Our bull chased you up that tree. Yeah, dad. Boy, you were stuck up there a LONG time... I remember, dad. How old were you? Seven and eight.

Garfield on 25th April 2001
25th April 2001

So how's life in the big city, Jon? It's wild! Sometimes I stay up till ten. MA!

Garfield on 26th April 2001
26th April 2001

Farming can be dangerous, Garfield. There are warning signs all over. -"Do not tickle the bull"? That's a biggie.

Garfield on 27th April 2001
27th April 2001

I have a girlfriend now, Jon. Really? Want to see a picture of her? Sure! What do you think? Saaaay... That's one shiny tooth.

Garfield on 28th April 2001
28th April 2001

I'd like to stay and visit, Jon, but I have a date. Look at that ugly holstein over there. That's my date. You shouldn't wear polka dots, lady.

Garfield on 29th April 2001
29th April 2001

skitter skitter *click* Scout to base... No sign of cat...proceed. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Scout to base...uh, how's your sense of humor?

Garfield on 30th April 2001
30th April 2001

This room would look better with less cat hair. There's no cat hair in here except what's on me. Hey!

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