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Garfield on 1st October 2000
1st October 2000

ssssss Hey! There's cat hair all over the waffle iron! Tell me something I DON'T know!

Garfield on 2nd October 2000
2nd October 2000

Taking care of a cat isn't easy, but it's worth it! To the cat, I mean.

Garfield on 3rd October 2000
3rd October 2000

Here's another ball of yarn! Twice the fun.

Garfield on 4th October 2000
4th October 2000

Ah, the simple pleasure of lying in a basket of freshly washed laundry. Get out of there. Be careful, lest you offend ZARTOK, earthling!

Garfield on 5th October 2000
5th October 2000

I was painting, you were shedding. I love what you've done with this room!

Garfield on 6th October 2000
6th October 2000

I think I'll chase my tail. Gotcha. I don't know what dogs see in this.

Garfield on 7th October 2000
7th October 2000

Listen to that! rrrr rrrr rrrr There's no mistaking the purring of a contented cat. rrr rrr rrr You forgot to jiggle the handle again. rrr rrr

Garfield on 8th October 2000
8th October 2000

Garfield on 9th October 2000
9th October 2000

I could have done things with my life. But I didn't. -

Garfield on 10th October 2000
10th October 2000

Sometimes it's hard to express our inner feelings. Nonsense. I LOVE BACON! Your turn.

Garfield on 11th October 2000
11th October 2000

I'm growing a moustache, Garfield. Facial hair is macho, you know. I'VE always thought so.

Garfield on 12th October 2000
12th October 2000

Odie, you're such a good boy! And Garfield, you're such a...such a... cat. A "good boy" would kill you, wouldn't it?

Garfield on 13th October 2000
13th October 2000

That bully didn't like me looking at his girlfriend. But the joke's on him. My tie was darn tasty. That will teach him.

Garfield on 14th October 2000
14th October 2000

Jon and Odie aren't home. I hate being by myself. There's no thrill in stealing your own food.

Garfield on 15th October 2000
15th October 2000

Z Z Z Z Z Z Where have you been? Taking a progressive nap.

Garfield on 16th October 2000
16th October 2000

Tails! Heads! Heads! Welcome to "Catnip Corner"!

Garfield on 17th October 2000
17th October 2000

Garfield on 18th October 2000
18th October 2000

It's the "Binky the Clown Show"! Today is "Health Day," kids! Let's see who's at the door... Why, it's "Petey," the bloated tick! That is one ugly puppet.

Garfield on 19th October 2000
19th October 2000

Okay, I admit it. I was wrong. Whaddya want, an apology?! All, right, FINE! I'm sorry, do you hear me?!...SORRY! S-O-R-R-Y!!! The weatherman is losing it.

Garfield on 20th October 2000
20th October 2000

I did something unusual last night, Garfield. I videotaped my entire date! click Here she is slashing my tires. She's waving.

Garfield on 21st October 2000
21st October 2000

Welcome to sixty minutes of televised silence. Read a book, why don't you? Quality programming.

Garfield on 22nd October 2000
22nd October 2000

My hair's on fire! Ankle-biting woodchucks! I'm being deported to Mongolia! Locusts! Your dinner will be a teense late. Why does everything happen to ME?!

Garfield on 23rd October 2000
23rd October 2000

Now take that glass of milk... Is it half full, or half empty? Depends. Do you have half a cookie?

Garfield on 24th October 2000
24th October 2000

cluck cluck cluck cluck That might explain the fried hat for dinner.

Garfield on 25th October 2000
25th October 2000

Do NOT kick the dog WHAP!

Garfield on 26th October 2000
26th October 2000

I feel kinda low, mom. I have no friends, I can'T get a date... And the cat is wearing my underwear. I prefer your boxers.

Garfield on 27th October 2000
27th October 2000

I have a date with Sally tonight, Garfield. She likes her men strong and rugged. I'm wearing a gorilla suit. With those shoes?

Garfield on 28th October 2000
28th October 2000

My memories...by Jon Arbuckle. I was born on a farm. And them I wrote about my boring, empty existence. Short but honest.

Garfield on 29th October 2000
29th October 2000

YAWN I'M sorry, sir, your're too late. We're no longer serving breakfast this morning. SQUEEEZE Boy, that smarts.

Garfield on 30th October 2000
30th October 2000

** DING-DONG Do you own an orange cat? Uh, yes. Mr. Throttle's tulip bed is off limits. Let's see you scratch your nose.

Garfield on 31st October 2000
31st October 2000

Garfield, I think we have vampires. There are two puncture holes in my donut. And all the jelly's been sucked out! I'll be in my coffin.

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