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Garfield on 1st November 2000
1st November 2000

** DING-DONG The guy is here to fix the roof.

Garfield on 2nd November 2000
2nd November 2000

** DING-DONG Can we spare a cup of ants?

Garfield on 3rd November 2000
3rd November 2000

** DING-DONG Do you want your car washed?

Garfield on 4th November 2000
4th November 2000

** DING-DONG Who was it? I never discuss existentialism before noon.

Garfield on 5th November 2000
5th November 2000

What a beautiful day! Only one little cloud. ...one stinking little cloud.

Garfield on 6th November 2000
6th November 2000

It's almost time to eat. What think, Garfield? I'm going to say this once, Jon. Anytime I'm NOT eating is "almost time to eat".

Garfield on 7th November 2000
7th November 2000

Hey, Odie! Never mind.

Garfield on 8th November 2000
8th November 2000

I wonder where Jon is? The toes on my right foot are hairier than the toes on my left foot! LEt's pretend I couldn't find him.

Garfield on 9th November 2000
9th November 2000

Do you think you get enough exercise? Exercise? Do I get enough exercise?! I think I just pulled a muscle.

Garfield on 10th November 2000
10th November 2000

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! Because your date is at the door.

Garfield on 11th November 2000
11th November 2000

I made a list of the things we need from the grocery... "Everything". Get two. I'm hungry!

Garfield on 12th November 2000
12th November 2000

bzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz zip Gotcha! GRAB Hey... Are you gonna eat that?...Dinner's running late. Fine. Any last words?

Garfield on 13th November 2000
13th November 2000

If you squish me, you'll hate yourself in the morning! Not likely. I'm never up before noon.

Garfield on 14th November 2000
14th November 2000

Garfield on 15th November 2000
15th November 2000

Oh, great...my hands are asleep and my nose itches! a-HEM Howzat? Sa'right.

Garfield on 16th November 2000
16th November 2000

Hey, cat, this is my cousin, Louie the Tarantula. SMACK! Who, by the way, I never really liked.

Garfield on 17th November 2000
17th November 2000

I had a moth for dinner last night. Was it good? You bet! Flame broiled to perfection on th eporch light...num!

Garfield on 18th November 2000
18th November 2000

I feel like taking on the world! ? -

Garfield on 19th November 2000
19th November 2000

RRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR Okay, Garfield...I left you a spot. Whatta guy.

Garfield on 20th November 2000
20th November 2000

This is interesting... Say here your pet's name should reflect its personality. What think, sloth boy? Could be, thimble brain.

Garfield on 21st November 2000
21st November 2000

I'm bored. You're also boring. You do it all!

Garfield on 22nd November 2000
22nd November 2000

No, that's not it. It was a stick! I hate fetch.

Garfield on 23rd November 2000
23rd November 2000

Hi, I'm Howie the Happy Turkey! Brrrr...I'm cold! Would you put me in the oven? Stop it, Garfield. I wanna be a sandwich!

Garfield on 24th November 2000
24th November 2000

Ellen, this is Jon. CLICK Oh, no! Someone cut her phone line! Sound like a job for a denial man.

Garfield on 25th November 2000
25th November 2000

I remember the mischief we got into as kids. We'd sneak up to a house... And flip their welcome mat over! Ah, that would explain your key collection.

Garfield on 26th November 2000
26th November 2000

Hmmm...forgot the catsup. * click WOOP WOOP Step away from the meat loaf! I sense a lack of trust here.

Garfield on 27th November 2000
27th November 2000

Garfield on 28th November 2000
28th November 2000

See that girl staring at me, Garfield? She can't help it. I'm a chick magnet. An absent-minded chick magnet.

Garfield on 29th November 2000
29th November 2000

Marsha, I'm looking for an old-fashioned girl. A girl with solid family values... A girl who can milk a goat dry in three minutes flat! Bye-bye, Marsha.

Garfield on 30th November 2000
30th November 2000

Yesiree, Garfield, there are a lot of women out there. Yesiree...plenty of fish in the sea. I'll just cast out the old line. Your bait's dead.

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