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Garfield on 1st June 2000
1st June 2000

We have with us a man who can talk backwards! Good evening, sir... iH elbaveilebnU.

Garfield on 2nd June 2000
2nd June 2000

Tonight we're interviewing a man without knees! Good evening, sir...have a seat. What is that? Some sort of sick joke?! Ooo, touchy, aren't we? Ask him how he ties his shoes.

Garfield on 3rd June 2000
3rd June 2000

clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety -"Knittin' with Phil" will be right back... As opposed to myself.

Garfield on 4th June 2000
4th June 2000

Garfield on 5th June 2000
5th June 2000

Look, a card from Dr. Liz, the vet...it's time for your checkup! Oh, boy! Maybe she'll find something WRONG with you! Then we can go back to see her again and again! Can you just feel the love in the room?

Garfield on 6th June 2000
6th June 2000

Wanna go for a little ride in the car, Garfield? Uh-ho. That question can only mean one of two things. The lady vet or the farm. Just let me splash a little more cologne and we'll go. It's the vet.

Garfield on 7th June 2000
7th June 2000

OK, Garfield, we're at the vet's. Now behave yourself. And remember, the fish tank in the waiting room is NOT a buffet. That means the bib, lemon wedge and drawn butter stay in the car. You are no Mr. Fun, you know that?

Garfield on 8th June 2000
8th June 2000

Garfield is here for his checkup. Species? Cat. And you, lady?

Garfield on 9th June 2000
9th June 2000

I hate waiting rooms. I hate the stupid pamphlets they put in the waiting rooms. Look, Garfield, an ingrown nose hair! Can I get a painkiller over here?

Garfield on 10th June 2000
10th June 2000

I hate the vet's office. They should at least serve coffee. And have a separate waiting room for dogs. I'm gonna get a shot! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Garfield on 11th June 2000
11th June 2000

VET CLINIC kaff kaff hack hack gag The doctor is running about an hour late. Please have a seat. hack aak. a-chew snort haaaack koff kaff gack

Garfield on 12th June 2000
12th June 2000

Hmm...I see you have a birthday coming up. Birthdays don't "come up". They jump on you like a brown bear on a picnic basket, like a gorilla on a tire swing. like a fat clown on a mini tramp... Like bags on a cat's eyes!

Garfield on 13th June 2000
13th June 2000

Odie, soon I'll be turning 22... Sigh... Sigh... Hee hee I heard that.

Garfield on 14th June 2000
14th June 2000

So what would you like for your birthday this year? That has got to be the mother of all can openers. Three-fifty, dual-cam, fuel-injected five-speed!

Garfield on 15th June 2000
15th June 2000

So you're going to be 22, huh? That's right. Want to reminisce about your gallbladder or something?

Garfield on 16th June 2000
16th June 2000

Getting older isn't so bad, Garfield... Oh, no? Why, I remember when *I* turned 22... Wait a minute...no, I don't. SEE?!!

Garfield on 17th June 2000
17th June 2000

I glued the top onto Garfield's birthday present so he can't peek. That should keep him thinking all weekend. Right now I'm thinking some air holes would be nice.

Garfield on 18th June 2000
18th June 2000

Sigh... What a lovely day. The sun is shining... The bees are buzzing... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz The birds are singing... ** * The cat's stomach is growling... What a lovely day.

Garfield on 19th June 2000
19th June 2000

Garfield, it's monday... I HATE mondays! ...annd your birthday! -but, what do I know?

Garfield on 20th June 2000
20th June 2000

GARFIELD You know you've arrived when you get your own parking space.

Garfield on 21st June 2000
21st June 2000

You'd like me, Velma. I'm a very down-to-earth kind of guy... Traditional and old.fashioned, that's me. So, do you wanna go to the Henry County Chicken Pluck Frida yNight? I'LL go.

Garfield on 22nd June 2000
22nd June 2000

I wish that phone would ring, and that it would be a beautiful woman's voice. * riiiinng Hello? Hel-LO! Well? My car payment is late.

Garfield on 23rd June 2000
23rd June 2000

Nice dinner, nice movie... No goodnight kiss. Halfway to the front porch, she sucker punched me and ran. Did this one take your wallet too?

Garfield on 24th June 2000
24th June 2000

I had the vet take Garfield's temeprature. Let's talk health here. Let's talk dignity here.

Garfield on 25th June 2000
25th June 2000

Garfield on 26th June 2000
26th June 2000

So, doc, how have you been? Fine. And how is your boyfriend? I don't have a boy ...friend. Lady, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Garfield on 27th June 2000
27th June 2000

Enough of my macho posturing, Liz...may I have the pleasure of escorting you to a movie? ...since you put it that way, yes... ALL RIGHT, BAY-BEE! YESSSS! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!

Garfield on 28th June 2000
28th June 2000

DING-DONG ** Hi, Liz. Hmm...cheap suit, but nicely pressed...neat haircut...maybe this date won't be a disaster. We're ready! Man the lifeboats...

Garfield on 29th June 2000
29th June 2000

Do you like the corsage, Liz? It's beautiful, Jon, but... How am I supposed to see the movie? I could nibble some eye holes for you.

Garfield on 30th June 2000
30th June 2000

Are you sure you're going to get away with this, Jon? Oh, yeah...we go to the movies here all the time. Two, please. Hey, Morty! The freak with the tail is back!

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