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Garfield on 1st January 2000
1st January 2000

A toast: to the new year! - clink - This does not bode well... It's not a very good sign, either.

Garfield on 2nd January 2000
2nd January 2000

- - - - - - Happy new year. Not so louuud.

Garfield on 3rd January 2000
3rd January 2000

Garfield, let's just sit here and think deep thoughts. - - Do monkeys marry? Come back! You're too deep!

Garfield on 4th January 2000
4th January 2000

I take no pleasure in kicking Odie. - BOOT! - I do, however, enjoy watching him claw at the air on the way down.

Garfield on 5th January 2000
5th January 2000

Getting a little plump, aren't we? Plump? - Plump, you say? - Put it back. Plump is history.

Garfield on 6th January 2000
6th January 2000

Garfield, I just had a thought! - - Darn! Slippery little devils.

Garfield on 7th January 2000
7th January 2000

Ellen siad not to call her anymore. - She says it's too expensive. - She says every time I call she rips the phone out the wall. Badda boom.

Garfield on 8th January 2000
8th January 2000

I have a lot of things on my schedule. - Whoa. - All I have on mine is a little ketchup.

Garfield on 9th January 2000
9th January 2000

Uh-oh. - Ahh! A nutritious snack! - Please spare me, Mr. Cat! I've got a wife and six kids! - - - Who...uh...are away visiting my mother for an indefinite period of time?... - Fish who live in glass houses shouldn't fib.

Garfield on 10th January 2000
10th January 2000

What are you doing today, Garfield? - I thought I'd finish my memoirs, and then paint the house. - I sense sarcasm. ...and then it's on to community service.

Garfield on 11th January 2000
11th January 2000

- All I ask is that you move enough so I don't have to dust you. - Work! Work! Work!

Garfield on 12th January 2000
12th January 2000

Z - Z - Z His daisy-stomping dream.

Garfield on 13th January 2000
13th January 2000

I had a busy day. - Me too. - Mine was about eight years ago.

Garfield on 14th January 2000
14th January 2000

Cats in the jungle must hunt for every meal. - I used to do that... - Before we put the pizza place on the speed dial.

Garfield on 15th January 2000
15th January 2000

You know, some cats jump up and romp about the house for no reason at all. - - So... Not in our lifetime.

Garfield on 16th January 2000
16th January 2000

- RIIING! * - Hello? - Yes?.....YES?.... - YES?! - yeeeeesssssss?... - I /sincerely/ apologize... That's my cue to hide behind the drapes for an hour.

Garfield on 17th January 2000
17th January 2000

Wouldn't you like to have a cat like me around your house? - - You do have a cookie jar, don't you?

Garfield on 18th January 2000
18th January 2000

And the winner of the "Bird of the Year" award is... - Stan the sparrow! - I'll be accepting on Stan's (burp) behalf.

Garfield on 19th January 2000
19th January 2000

Odie, I want you to go far away. - Far, far away. - One more "far" there, pal...

Garfield on 20th January 2000
20th January 2000

Here's a picture of my grandfather's elbow. - - I see the resemblance.

Garfield on 21st January 2000
21st January 2000

Why won't you go out with me, Cindy? - You're getting a root canal? - Mind if I tag along? Won't she be suffering enough?

Garfield on 22nd January 2000
22nd January 2000

I feel like having some fun! - - The feeling is starting to fade. Maybe you're having fun and don't know it.

Garfield on 23rd January 2000
23rd January 2000

time to... Flu-ffy! Dinner! - Uh, hang on-I'll be back in a minute. The revolution is recessed for num-nums.

Garfield on 24th January 2000
24th January 2000

Sigh...another day of toil. - No sense lying around. Better get busy. - These cartoons won't watch themselves.

Garfield on 25th January 2000
25th January 2000


Garfield on 26th January 2000
26th January 2000

Woof! Woof! - Woof!...Uh... - Line? "Woof," you idiot! In his defense, it WAS a long speech.

Garfield on 27th January 2000
27th January 2000

And now the farm report. - Dan, little Nancy Slobo was bitten by a cow today. - The incident occured during a game of "Slap the Udder". Cows hate that.

Garfield on 28th January 2000
28th January 2000

We at channel 31 are dedicated to quality programming. - Informative, educational and responsible, that's us! - We now return to "World's Ugliest People". Look at that nose!

Garfield on 29th January 2000
29th January 2000

Doctor, what is the difference between cats and dogs? - Well, dogs have a high degree of loyalty. - Where as a cat would turn in its own mother. Only if there's a reward.

Garfield on 30th January 2000
30th January 2000

- Garfield! Mail's here! - It arrived! It arrived! - - Hey, Garfield! Notice anything different about me? - - New cologne?

Garfield on 31st January 2000
31st January 2000

Friends may come and friends may go... - But a teddy bear is forever. - poit!

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