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Garfield on 1st February 2000
1st February 2000

Where are my sweat pants? I don't even want to know where my tee shirt is. Then don't look behind you.

Garfield on 2nd February 2000
2nd February 2000

I'm going to frolic ion the meadow! They built a hotel on it. You could hang out in the lobby.

Garfield on 3rd February 2000
3rd February 2000

That was Mrs. Brown on the phone. She says you bit her. Well?! She was wearing a mumu with pork chops printed all over it.

Garfield on 4th February 2000
4th February 2000

Florence, remember when you said I was no fun? Well, you'll have to change your tune! "1001 Elephant Jokes," baby! Run, Florence, run!

Garfield on 5th February 2000
5th February 2000

Remember the good times we've had, Garfield? Remember the mediocre times we've had, Garfield? Yeah...

Garfield on 6th February 2000
6th February 2000

...so I said, "it's gotta be brie, baby, or nothing at all..." Uh-oh...here comes your human...hide me! STUFF! On guard, I see. Keep up the good work! SLAP! GULP Mouse! Are you still there?! Barely. I have a death grip on youruvula

Garfield on 7th February 2000
7th February 2000

Mrs. Feeny's dog is on our lawn. I know. Looks like he's laughing. I hate him. What is he waving about? That was a perfectly good tail.

Garfield on 8th February 2000
8th February 2000

BEWARE OF THE DOG!! Spent all their money on advertising.

Garfield on 9th February 2000
9th February 2000

Dogs are brave. And you smell funny when you're wet! Cats are sarcastic.

Garfield on 10th February 2000
10th February 2000

Beware Of The Scary Dog grrr That's not scary. booo! Maybe a little annoying...

Garfield on 11th February 2000
11th February 2000

That's a great sign! Beware Of The Dog Why, thank you. It really suits you! Aw, gwan! I think I forgot something.

Garfield on 12th February 2000
12th February 2000

Beware of the dog! How come? Um... Because the people who make those signs have families to feed? sigh

Garfield on 13th February 2000
13th February 2000

pat pat unngh unnnnggghhh -

Garfield on 14th February 2000
14th February 2000

sniff sniff This snowman smells like coconut oil. Sunblock

Garfield on 15th February 2000
15th February 2000

WET PETS! WET PETS! Feel the power.

Garfield on 16th February 2000
16th February 2000

GARFIELD!

Garfield on 17th February 2000
17th February 2000

Okay, Garfield, it was fun for a while... But now it's gotten out of control. This has to stop.

Garfield on 18th February 2000
18th February 2000

Ellen, this is Jon. No! Don't hang up! I just want you to ask you for dinner! Yes, NOW you can hang up. Ahem... I'M available.

Garfield on 19th February 2000
19th February 2000

I worked hard today. Z And so now the fun begins.

Garfield on 20th February 2000
20th February 2000

* Welcome. Enter Password: Hmmm * tic tic tikka tic tick tic tic It's "lasagna," isn't it? Just a lucky guess.

Garfield on 21st February 2000
21st February 2000

Garfield on 22nd February 2000
22nd February 2000

Presenting Odie...the dog of a thousand faces! Give or take 999.

Garfield on 23rd February 2000
23rd February 2000

Spotlight! SPOTLIGHT, you idiots! KRONG!

Garfield on 24th February 2000
24th February 2000

I have an older following.

Garfield on 25th February 2000
25th February 2000

We have a really BIG show tonight! -

Garfield on 26th February 2000
26th February 2000

Hey! I have a right to singl the blues! I also have the right to eat the pepperoni off of everyone else's pizza.

Garfield on 27th February 2000
27th February 2000

Garfield on 28th February 2000
28th February 2000

How to Annoy How NOT to be Annoyed

Garfield on 29th February 2000
29th February 2000

You better not mess with us, Jon! Right, Odie? See? He agrees with me.

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