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Garfield on 1st April 2000
1st April 2000

Another day has gone by. Why shouldn't it? We sure did nothing to stop it.

Garfield on 2nd April 2000
2nd April 2000

Garfield on 3rd April 2000
3rd April 2000

You ate one of my goldfish! Now this one will be sad and lonely! Just sad. GARFIELD!

Garfield on 4th April 2000
4th April 2000

Hey, hey. You know, it's bad luck to eat a goldfish! So, I'll stay out of the casinos.

Garfield on 5th April 2000
5th April 2000

Garfield! You ate my goldfish! Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too!

Garfield on 6th April 2000
6th April 2000

Have you no shame? Shame...shame... Nope.

Garfield on 7th April 2000
7th April 2000

Garfield, have you met my new goldfish? Why yes, I... ! PTOO clonk

Garfield on 8th April 2000
8th April 2000

Full moon tonight. That's when I turn into a primal beast. I see I'm not alone. Go ahead. Stick your hand in here.

Garfield on 9th April 2000
9th April 2000

Wow! Look at that pretty girl in the water, Garfield! I'll get her attention! SHARK! YAAAHHH! EEEEK! YAAA! Look...here she comes! SLAP! How dare you panic all those people! Well, it can't get any worse than this. You called?

Garfield on 10th April 2000
10th April 2000

Boy, this is taking forever. tap tap Stop signs don't turn green, you dip.

Garfield on 11th April 2000
11th April 2000

I'm hungry. What are you doing in the glove compartment, Garfield? Looking for a snack. Care to join me? We have ketchup, mustard, relish, salt and soy sauce.

Garfield on 12th April 2000
12th April 2000

Jon cleaned his windshield this morning, and guess what that means... SPLAP You got it. YAAAH!

Garfield on 13th April 2000
13th April 2000

Two Happy Burgers. You don't sound happy. I said, two Happy Burgers, pal! Well, maybe you'll like a Grumpy Burger. HAPPY BURGERS! Would you like some rude fries with that?

Garfield on 14th April 2000
14th April 2000

I'm expecting an important call. Even a WRONG NUMBER could be important! I'll leave you alone with your fantasies.

Garfield on 15th April 2000
15th April 2000

Garfield, there's a rat out there! It's big enought to eat a dog! So, do something! * Heere, Odie!

Garfield on 16th April 2000
16th April 2000

scritch scritch scritch "Dear Diary..." Har-dee-har, har, har, Arbuckle.

Garfield on 17th April 2000
17th April 2000

hammer hammer hammer hammer WHACK! MOMMY! Uh, I mean, ow! Too late.

Garfield on 18th April 2000
18th April 2000

Yah. Paper cut. YAAH Envelope cut. THAAAH And that would be the stamp.

Garfield on 19th April 2000
19th April 2000

Ah gah a papah on my thung licking ahn anvewope. Potato chip? Thunks. NYAAH GAAHH NYAH NYAH GAH GAH GAH Fun with salt.

Garfield on 20th April 2000
20th April 2000

hammer hammer hammer hammer WHACK! OWWwwsaaay... THAT'S an interesting shade... Wave bye-bye to Mr. Fingernail.

Garfield on 21st April 2000
21st April 2000

saw saw saw saw saw sa Oops. Boy, I hope that can be sewn back on. Hey, I lost a button...Garfield?

Garfield on 22nd April 2000
22nd April 2000

hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer hammer BOY, this is a long nail. Try hitting it with your forehead.

Garfield on 23rd April 2000
23rd April 2000


Garfield on 24th April 2000
24th April 2000

We need a change. How's that? It's a start.

Garfield on 25th April 2000
25th April 2000

The tablecloth just isn't enough. We really need to spice this place up. -

Garfield on 26th April 2000
26th April 2000

THE TOILET IS OVERFLOWING! Odie's cup runneth over.

Garfield on 27th April 2000
27th April 2000

DING ** DONG There's a dictionary salesman who's like to have a word with you.

Garfield on 28th April 2000
28th April 2000

I'm thinking positively, Garfiel. That phone WILL ring, it WILL be a woman, and she WILL go out with me! * RIING HELLO! Well? I'm taking mom to Bingo saturday.

Garfield on 29th April 2000
29th April 2000

Garfield, don't mess with my new plant. It's very expensive. And exotic. And friendy.

Garfield on 30th April 2000
30th April 2000

SMACK! SMACK! Garfield, what are you doing? I'm practicing being exasperated. I'm videotaping my sock drawer! SMACK!

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