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Garfield on 1st September 1999
1st September 1999

Never help me with the laundry again! Let's hear it for incompetence.

Garfield on 2nd September 1999
2nd September 1999

Here's a double helping of lasagna, Garfield, with a steak o the side. Why, thank you so much! And here are your car keys. Thank you so much.

Garfield on 3rd September 1999
3rd September 1999

I'm ready for my date! Looking forward to it, are you? It's in three weeks!

Garfield on 4th September 1999
4th September 1999

I just lost my job. I'm here to end it all. Go ahead. Swat me. NO. Oh, you ARE cruel.

Garfield on 5th September 1999
5th September 1999

Garfield on 6th September 1999
6th September 1999

Coffee kicked in.

Garfield on 7th September 1999
7th September 1999

Here's your coffee. Careful, it's hot. Thank you, Dr. Science.

Garfield on 8th September 1999
8th September 1999

I have had two lousy days in a row. Today HAS to be a good day. The law of averages is on my side. There's a fly in your coffee.

Garfield on 9th September 1999
9th September 1999

For health reasons, I've decided to give up coffee. For sanity reasons, I've decided to give up giving up.

Garfield on 10th September 1999
10th September 1999

C'mon, just one more cup. Nope. You've had enough. bzzzzz And just what makes you think that?

Garfield on 11th September 1999
11th September 1999

Hmmm...what do we have here? Let me guess. Hot coffee in the lap? The pain!

Garfield on 12th September 1999
12th September 1999

Garfield on 13th September 1999
13th September 1999

Fausto's Pizza...home of the megacheese pizza. We got onion...we got pepperoni...we got anchovies...whaddya want? Hello? Anybody there? I love you, Fausto.

Garfield on 14th September 1999
14th September 1999

Observe the ever-alert watchdog. Psst. That's you, dummy.

Garfield on 15th September 1999
15th September 1999

WOOOOOO! I am guilt! You stole Jon't lunch! WOOOOOOOooo! The spirit of lunches past.

Garfield on 16th September 1999
16th September 1999

HA! HA! HA! HA! Elen likes men who are able to laugh at themselves. HA! HA! HA! HA! I wonder what the normal people are doing?

Garfield on 17th September 1999
17th September 1999

You would love to go out with me? You say you're thrilled I asked? I'm practicing. No kidding.

Garfield on 18th September 1999
18th September 1999

I am a thinking human being, and you are a lowly house pet. WHAM! I meant to do that! The thinking human being missed the doorway.

Garfield on 19th September 1999
19th September 1999

* beedle beedle beedle beedle beedle beedle * * beedle beedle beedle I CAN'T FIND MY CELL PHONE! beedle beedle beedle *

Garfield on 20th September 1999
20th September 1999

I had a busy day. Same here. Except for that "busy" part.

Garfield on 21st September 1999
21st September 1999

Huh! Lying around all day...must be nice! ...I said, MUST BE NICE! Do you hear me arguing?

Garfield on 22nd September 1999
22nd September 1999

You seem depressed, Garfield. Back on the farm, we had a cure for that. We'd go out to the barn and tickle the goats. Touch me and die.

Garfield on 23rd September 1999
23rd September 1999

scratch scratch That was quite burst of activity. I hope nobody got hurt.

Garfield on 24th September 1999
24th September 1999

Yesterday you were here. Today you're here! WE HAVE MOVEMENT! I wonder if Charlie Brown could use a cat?

Garfield on 25th September 1999
25th September 1999

What if I did nothing, like you? You'd never catch up.

Garfield on 26th September 1999
26th September 1999

So, did you finish all your dinner? WAH HAHA YAH HAA HAA AHHH YAH HA HA HA HA HOO HOO HEE NEE HEE HEE HEE SNORT SNORT AHHH YAH HA HAHAHA

Garfield on 27th September 1999
27th September 1999

Some people think the universe is constantly expanding. All right! Room for another donut!

Garfield on 28th September 1999
28th September 1999

SLAP! Too much happiness! AHHH!

Garfield on 29th September 1999
29th September 1999

I just finished drawing a moustache on every picture of Jon in the house! I jusr drew a moustache on my face! Troublemaker!

Garfield on 30th September 1999
30th September 1999

I'll never forget my days back in school I'm sure. If I had my pants run up the flagpole every day, I'd remember it, too.

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