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Garfield on 1st October 1999
1st October 1999

My feet were cold, so I put on seven pairs of sicks. Then I couldn't get my shoes on. Then I figured, what do I need with shoes?! I'm going to go play in traffic.

Garfield on 2nd October 1999
2nd October 1999

"...and they all lived happily ever after". You notice they didn't have a cat. Is that a shot?

Garfield on 3rd October 1999
3rd October 1999

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...hoo..hoo... Stupid owl. hoo...hoo...hoo... fling! KONK! OW!

Garfield on 4th October 1999
4th October 1999

I love diners...they're so warm and friendly. It's nice to come to a place where everybody knows everybody's name. HI, hon. And that name is "hon".

Garfield on 5th October 1999
5th October 1999

How's your turkey? Great. How's your fish? Great. How's your chicken? Poor thing has a fever today. Hold the chicken.

Garfield on 6th October 1999
6th October 1999

I'll have a hamburger, well-done with extra onions. You got it. YO, TONY! BURN A COW, AND MAKE HER CRY! Suddenly, I've lost my appetite. It's with mine...waiting for us in the car.

Garfield on 7th October 1999
7th October 1999

Is the meat loaf good? You'll love it. It's the chef's mother's recipe, rest her soul. I wonder how she died? Meat loaf's up! I'm betting she choked on a horn.

Garfield on 8th October 1999
8th October 1999

For being such good customers, here's a special treat from me! Thanks, Irma! This is a scoop of mashed potatoes in a cone. Hand me one of those butter pats.

Garfield on 9th October 1999
9th October 1999

Irma? There's a hair in my chicken salad. Nice try, Mister Joker... Chickens don't have hair. All in favor of leaving...

Garfield on 10th October 1999
10th October 1999

Garfield on 11th October 1999
11th October 1999

I've won a cruise?! All expenses paid?! A one-way ticket to Ninny Island? You could be among your own!

Garfield on 12th October 1999
12th October 1999

Meow! What? Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Odie, with that thick dog accent, I can't understand a word you're saying.

Garfield on 13th October 1999
13th October 1999

Jon's putting up some new blinds. Wanna know how I'm doing? SHOONK No.

Garfield on 14th October 1999
14th October 1999

If Jon's socks are in this drink... Where is the ice? My feet are cold. Duh!

Garfield on 15th October 1999
15th October 1999

I know why you won't go out with me, Ellen. It's because I don't drive a big, fancy car! OK...and I'm boring. Are you going to take the car back?

Garfield on 16th October 1999
16th October 1999

You know, Garfield. Some people enjoy dressing their pets up in funny outfits. Believe me. You wouldn't enjoy it.

Garfield on 17th October 1999
17th October 1999

Here, put these on! Who cares if I can't get a date?! We're wearing party hats!! And we're having a good time! The whole NEIGHBORHOOD is gonna have a good time! Everybody! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hubert, I'm very afraid. Shut up and conga.

Garfield on 18th October 1999
18th October 1999

Hey, chicky boo, chicky boo, boo, boo! Here, chicky, chicky, chicky! Yo, chick-o, chick-o, chick-o-rama. And he's available, ladies!

Garfield on 19th October 1999
19th October 1999

Remember me? Uh... We went on a date once. We did? I ran screaming from the room. You'll havr to be more specific.

Garfield on 20th October 1999
20th October 1999

Hey look, a clown! Don't you agree that it's rude to comment on the attire of others? Make me laugh, clown boy. YOur seltzer bottle, clown boy.

Garfield on 21st October 1999
21st October 1999

Garfield, that girl is smiling at me! The one picking lettuce out of her teeth? Time to turn on the cool. Whoa, didn't even stay to pay the check.

Garfield on 22nd October 1999
22nd October 1999

Chicks dig me. Boy, this is uncomfortable. Let's see you walk.

Garfield on 23rd October 1999
23rd October 1999

We have a new member with us tonight. My name is Jon Arbuckle. And I'm wearing a bad suit. We see your pain.

Garfield on 24th October 1999
24th October 1999

DING-DONG ** Whay, thank you so much! slam! Look, Garfield! Mrs. Feeny brought us a cake! She made it herself...wasn't that thoughtful of POP You destroyed her daisies again, didn't you? I also maimed her marigolds and mauled hermums.

Garfield on 25th October 1999
25th October 1999

Death, taxes. and teddy bears. Three things you can always count on!

Garfield on 26th October 1999
26th October 1999

Give me the dog whistle. What dog whistle?

Garfield on 27th October 1999
27th October 1999

Garfield, I'm depressed. I could use a hug. I could use a Lamborghini but you don't hear me whining.

Garfield on 28th October 1999
28th October 1999

Cat hair! My entire world is covered with cat hair! Except my toothbrush. Ah! THERE'S my ear groomer!

Garfield on 29th October 1999
29th October 1999

Actually, Betty, I am deep. In fact, lately I've been contemplating my mortality. I'm donating my brain to science. That shouldn't take up too much space on the ol' shelf.

Garfield on 30th October 1999
30th October 1999

You know, Jon... Life is filled with myteries. I wish you hadn't taken the labels off all our canned food. Many myteries indeed.

Garfield on 31st October 1999
31st October 1999

I'm hungry. I wish I had a big ham. POOF! Wow! I wish Jon was here to see this! Yes? This has got to be a dream... I wish it wasn't, though. POOF Real bright, Garfield.

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