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Garfield on 1st November 1999
1st November 1999

Cats eat mice. Theyplay catch 'em. They play with 'em... AND THEY EAT EM! Not enough catsup in the world, pal.

Garfield on 2nd November 1999
2nd November 1999

...and that's my pet cat. I have a name, you know!

Garfield on 3rd November 1999
3rd November 1999

Food! GOTCHA! LUNCH TIME! In front of the TV, or out on the patio? TV!

Garfield on 4th November 1999
4th November 1999

Garfield, these mice are out of hand! Get tough with them! Understand?! Okay. The ballet is off! Awwww...

Garfield on 5th November 1999
5th November 1999

See, Garfield, you are the hunter...the mouse is the prey. Now what does the hunter do? Dork Boy

Garfield on 6th November 1999
6th November 1999

Servant's entrance. I knew that.

Garfield on 7th November 1999
7th November 1999

Garfield on 8th November 1999
8th November 1999

We've sure had some good times, haven'T we, Garfield? WELL?! Is this one of them?

Garfield on 9th November 1999
9th November 1999

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Garfield on 10th November 1999
10th November 1999

Check it out, Garfield. You can tell a lot about a man by his suit. And his cologne. You're a clown who works in a fish market?

Garfield on 11th November 1999
11th November 1999

"Dear diary: I am bored." "The pets, on the other hand..."

Garfield on 12th November 1999
12th November 1999

Ellen, this is Jon. EEEEK! CLICK She must have had an accident! Self-inflicted, no doubt.

Garfield on 13th November 1999
13th November 1999

Don't let me keep you from whatever you were doing, Jon! Or to put it another way, get lost!

Garfield on 14th November 1999
14th November 1999

Okay, Odie... This time we go for the world's record. Urf. One...two...thre...go! SLURP! YAAAAAAHHHHH

Garfield on 15th November 1999
15th November 1999

I enjoyed a brisk three-mile run before breakfast. So, what did YOU do? Burp *I* enjoyed your breakfast.

Garfield on 16th November 1999
16th November 1999

New book, Garfield. It's called "Normal Pets". You're not listed. I shun publicity.

Garfield on 17th November 1999
17th November 1999

If you gain any more weight, you won't be able to move! Wow. A fringe benefit.

Garfield on 18th November 1999
18th November 1999

Breathing? Just checking. Appreciate it.

Garfield on 19th November 1999
19th November 1999

Lions are in the cat family. Lions are great hunters. YOU are a disgrace. Careful, I just slaughtered a herd of pickles.

Garfield on 20th November 1999
20th November 1999

You could use some ambition. Does that come with fries?

Garfield on 21st November 1999
21st November 1999

Jon! Look! Look, Jon, look! Look! Look! Look! Jon! Jon! Jon! Jon! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! ALL RIGHT! WHAT IS IT?!! Made you look.

Garfield on 22nd November 1999
22nd November 1999

We'd like to order a pizza. That's right. With everything that might conceivably be edible. They knew it was for you. I'm so proud.

Garfield on 23rd November 1999
23rd November 1999

Z Pizza delivery truck? Three houses down...pepperoni!

Garfield on 24th November 1999
24th November 1999

HONK! HONK! Bring the pizza to the door! I'm not getting out of my truck! Your cat's nuts! Hey, I'm a touchy, feely kinda guy.

Garfield on 25th November 1999
25th November 1999

You the guy who ordered thew extra-extra-extra large pizza? Yes. Looks like we're gonna have to take out a wall. Heaven... * I'm in heaven. *

Garfield on 26th November 1999
26th November 1999

Yuk! What? There's cat hair on my pizza! Hey, no big deal. And it doesn't appear to be yours. POO! POO!

Garfield on 27th November 1999
27th November 1999

I wish I could be liked and admired. Or that I had a large sausage pizza. Of course, if I had a large sausage pizza, I wouldn't need to be liked and admired.

Garfield on 28th November 1999
28th November 1999

Garfield on 29th November 1999
29th November 1999

YEOWWW! Sometimes you just have to bite something.

Garfield on 30th November 1999
30th November 1999

Odie chased his tail. Odie caught his tail. Odie buried his tail.

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