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Garfield on 1st May 1999
1st May 1999

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - Grrrrr Are you going to bark or what? - I'll get to it! Okay?! Well, I don't have all day.

Garfield on 2nd May 1999
2nd May 1999

Yeeeeeeessss... - * Hmm hmm hmmmm - Mighty fine... - Lookin' good, big guy. - Whaddaya think, Garfield? - Let me see... - By golly, you're right!

Garfield on 3rd May 1999
3rd May 1999

Jon! I just had a terrible nightmare! - - Although it wasn't nearly as bad as this.

Garfield on 4th May 1999
4th May 1999

- - Did Odie give you my message?

Garfield on 5th May 1999
5th May 1999

Plain popcorn, no salt, no butter. - Sounds good. - It'll go great with my plain salt, no butter, no popcorn, and plain butter, no popcorn, no salt.

Garfield on 6th May 1999
6th May 1999

All the food is gone! - - Aand...you were going somehwere with this?

Garfield on 7th May 1999
7th May 1999

It's a dark and scary night, Garfield. - They say cats can sense when evil is present. - So, is it? No, but my geek sensor just went wild.

Garfield on 8th May 1999
8th May 1999

I've gotta be me! - - Couldn't you be somebody else?

Garfield on 9th May 1999
9th May 1999

nggghhgghh Z - YAAHH Sounds like the pork-chop nightmare "yaahh".

Garfield on 10th May 1999
10th May 1999

You only date adventurous men? - Hey, adventure is my middle name! - I once inhaled a cheeseball. On purpose.

Garfield on 11th May 1999
11th May 1999

I can tell how interested a woman is in me by the way she strolls by. - ZOOM - I don't know...she was a little to blurred to tell.

Garfield on 12th May 1999
12th May 1999

Ellen, know what I'd like to do? - Run over there and sweep you off your feet! - She's nailing herself to the floor. Ouch.

Garfield on 13th May 1999
13th May 1999

Hello? Yes, this is he...a date?...with me? This friday night?! - Pinch me, I must be dreaming! - AAAARRRGGHH!

Garfield on 14th May 1999
14th May 1999

Garfield, I'd like you to meet my date. - - You don't have a date, do you? I'd sure like to meet her, too.

Garfield on 15th May 1999
15th May 1999

Some days everything goes right. - - I read that in a book. The one that gave you the paper cut?

Garfield on 16th May 1999
16th May 1999

- Well hello, Mister Butterfly. - How lovely you are... - Your wings like beautiful paintings... - Your graceful flight like. - HOOO! - Your feet like ice cubes. Sorry.

Garfield on 17th May 1999
17th May 1999

Okay, what's the grin for? - You did something, didn't you? - Was there any property damage or loss of life? Define "life".

Garfield on 18th May 1999
18th May 1999

Odie is guarding his dish. - rrrrrrrrrrrr - And he's darn good at it, too. munch munch rrrrr DOG FOOD

Garfield on 19th May 1999
19th May 1999

I had that falling dream again. - You know, the one where I fall? - I woke up before I hit bottom, though. That is one man's opinion.

Garfield on 20th May 1999
20th May 1999

- Okay. - Litter box has been changed. About time.

Garfield on 21st May 1999
21st May 1999

You know, Mona, I just know you're going to say you'll go out with me. - Know why? - I'm wearing my lucky socks. I guess the choice is out of her hands.

Garfield on 22nd May 1999
22nd May 1999

* - ** - Got a new can opener case!

Garfield on 23rd May 1999
23rd May 1999

- boing boing pant pant pant - - pant pant pant BOING BOING - Garfield, have you seen Od- - IIIIEEEE SLIP THUD - SLURP AAAGGHH

Garfield on 24th May 1999
24th May 1999

My next guest needs no introduction. - - Psst! You're on! Oh. Anyone for radio?

Garfield on 25th May 1999
25th May 1999

Hello and welcome to "Hit Me With A Hammer!" - I'm your host, Twink Winkerman, and tonight we'll OW - Suck it up, Twink, you big baby! Oh yeah?! Baby THIS! OW! Television's finest hour.

Garfield on 26th May 1999
26th May 1999

This week on "Unfinished Sentence Theater," we will- - Thanks for watch- - Tune in again- AAGGGH!

Garfield on 27th May 1999
27th May 1999

And now it's time to play "Block That Kick!" - Our first contestant is Michael!...ready, Mike? Huh? - BOOF GAAHH THAT'S going to raise a welt.

Garfield on 28th May 1999
28th May 1999

Welcome to "Watching Paint Dry Theater". - - It's a rerun. Don't tell me how it turns out!

Garfield on 29th May 1999
29th May 1999

Welcome to "Is It Good?," in which we invite you, the viewer... - -to send us your old leftovers from the back of your refrigerator! - Contestant number one...is-it-GOOD? Hmmm... SNIFF IT! SNIFF IT!

Garfield on 30th May 1999
30th May 1999

Sigh... - - - - Rats!... - I just can't get comfortable! - Z

Garfield on 31st May 1999
31st May 1999

Come on, Garfield, let's be honest. Does anything I say ever get through to you? - - Y'know, I think that mole on your neck is getting bigger.

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