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Garfield on 1st June 1999
1st June 1999

Time to get some household chores done. - BOOT! - Break time.

Garfield on 2nd June 1999
2nd June 1999

Remember, kids, pigs are an excellent source of an important nutrient. - Bacon grease. - Occasionally I put the humor aside and do my part for education.

Garfield on 3rd June 1999
3rd June 1999

Some people aren't lucky in love. Like my aunt Edna. - They never find the right one. She married a hyena. - But still you hope. Oh sure, he was a lot of laughs...

Garfield on 4th June 1999
4th June 1999

I had a date last night, Garfield. - She was a little older than I expected. - Orpha, this id Jon. I have your teeth. Oh baby, baby.

Garfield on 5th June 1999
5th June 1999

I have two hundred french fries in my mouth! - You're disgusting. - He hates to see me break his record.

Garfield on 6th June 1999
6th June 1999

- - ? - - - - BONK OW!

Garfield on 7th June 1999
7th June 1999

Maybe I'll be like you today, Garfield... - Lazy! - Another convert.

Garfield on 8th June 1999
8th June 1999

Life is passing you by. - Every moment you lie there is another one you'll never have back, you know. That's okay. I won't miss them. - Especially the ones spent staring up your nose.

Garfield on 9th June 1999
9th June 1999

Time for me to not do some sit-ups. - - How's it going? Darn. Made me lose count.

Garfield on 10th June 1999
10th June 1999

Look at you... - Just LOOK at you! -

Garfield on 11th June 1999
11th June 1999

You're lucky to have me around. - - Luck isn't what it used to be.

Garfield on 12th June 1999
12th June 1999

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown! - - And you say I never exercise.

Garfield on 13th June 1999
13th June 1999

- I suppose you're wondering why I have this sack on my head. - Well, I have this big, ugly zit on my face... - And it looks so horrific I don't want it seen. - ** DING-DONG That's my date. - I hope she understands. -

Garfield on 14th June 1999
14th June 1999

- SMACK - Your birthday is coming soon. I know. I marked the calendar.

Garfield on 15th June 1999
15th June 1999

Would you like a birthday party this year, Garfield? We could invite all of your friends. - - More cake for him.

Garfield on 16th June 1999
16th June 1999

I remember my 21st birthday, back on the farm... - We played "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"...with a real donkey! - I can't recall much after that. This explains a lot.

Garfield on 17th June 1999
17th June 1999

You shouldn't worry about turning 21. I had an uncle who lived to be 21. Really? - I remember what he always used to say to me... What was that? - "Who the heck are you?!"

Garfield on 18th June 1999
18th June 1999

This is Garfield's birthday present. - He'll never figure out what it is. - Not until I tuen my flashlight on...

Garfield on 19th June 1999
19th June 1999

Yes, yes, I know it's my birthday. - You don't have to rub it in. - Then again, perhaps you do.

Garfield on 20th June 1999
20th June 1999

* dingle dingle - dingle * - * dingle - * dingle - * dingle - THOOMP - GARFIELD!!

Garfield on 21st June 1999
21st June 1999

I feel very up today, Garfield. - Birds are singing. The sun is shining. - And my nose rash is dissipating! I wish YOU'D disspiate.

Garfield on 22nd June 1999
22nd June 1999

I love you, Odie. - Always stay the way you are! - Bronze him.

Garfield on 23rd June 1999
23rd June 1999

Everyone has their breaking point. - Little things that drive them crazy. - bbbbb Like lip flipping.

Garfield on 24th June 1999
24th June 1999

Walking is good exercise. - - But you have to take more than one step. There's always a string attached!

Garfield on 25th June 1999
25th June 1999

I can't believe you ate Dicky bird! - Never again to hear thoe little feet scampering around the cage! Relax. - The little feet might still be in there.

Garfield on 26th June 1999
26th June 1999

I bought dancing shoes! - - The don't seem to work. Maybe there's an on/off switch.

Garfield on 27th June 1999
27th June 1999

- Z - UUHHNNYAHHH - GAHOOOOOOOOOO - HEEEEYUHHHHH - HUHYEEEYAHHH - Go do your sit-ups outside!

Garfield on 28th June 1999
28th June 1999

** DING-DONG I wonder who that could be. - ** DING-DONG Oh, well, at least I know who it's NOT...he's too short to reach the doorbell. - TAH-DAAAH! AAARRRGH! smack!

Garfield on 29th June 1999
29th June 1999

Greetings, old and fat one! - Is the door sagging, or is that you? - You used to be cute. Now I'm precious.

Garfield on 30th June 1999
30th June 1999

Nermal, what brings you here? I though I'd drop by for a short visit. - So, you've packed on a few pounds, have't xou? - My, my, my...that WAS a short visit!

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