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Garfield on 1st July 1999
1st July 1999

Hey, look who I found on the lawn! That's bcause I PUT him there. I'll leave you two to visit. So, aside from the bigger belly and extra chin, what else is new? Garfield, do you feel a draft?

Garfield on 2nd July 1999
2nd July 1999

Now, Garfield, Nermal came to visit you...be nice. Yeah...I thought fat folks were supposed to be jolly. Hee, hee, ha, ho, ho, ha, ho.

Garfield on 3rd July 1999
3rd July 1999

How do you stay so cute? It's a gift, chunky...a gift. What was that flush I heard? I just put Nermal's "gift" in layaway.

Garfield on 4th July 1999
4th July 1999

* Ah, this is the life... Kicking back and relaxing in my very own po-... Garfield?! What are you doing up on the roof? CANNONBALL! GAAHHH SPLOOSH That was fun! Blow it up again! Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that Imay kill you.

Garfield on 5th July 1999
5th July 1999

Some people travel the world. And here I sit with you. I feel sorry for them, too.

Garfield on 6th July 1999
6th July 1999

Sit! Good boy!

Garfield on 7th July 1999
7th July 1999

Know what drives me nuts? I'm not telling YOU. Oh, come on, I can always use new ideas.

Garfield on 8th July 1999
8th July 1999

There's nothing Jon enjoys more... Than rubbing my tummy. If he knows what's good for him.

Garfield on 9th July 1999
9th July 1999

Garfield, have you ever regretted any of the awful things you've done to me while I'm sleeping? Yes. This isn't one of them, though.

Garfield on 10th July 1999
10th July 1999

I'm spending saturday night with a fat, worthless cat! Tht fat part was uncalled for.

Garfield on 11th July 1999
11th July 1999

* DING * DING * DING * DING * DING Ted's Dong Repair.

Garfield on 12th July 1999
12th July 1999

Ah yes, it's good to be back at the ol' diner! Hi, hon! What can I get you? For starters, a spatula. My hands are stuck to the counter. Some things never change.

Garfield on 13th July 1999
13th July 1999

Mmm...I love the smells of a diner... Irma, what's that smell? Something sizzling on the grill? Naw. That's chef Tony. I'll be hitchhiking home now.

Garfield on 14th July 1999
14th July 1999

How about you ham, Irma? Is it fresh? Oink Yes. Check.

Garfield on 15th July 1999
15th July 1999

I'd like a glass of juice, please. What kind? Orange, sauerkraut, grapefruit or pickle? Uhh...orange. -

Garfield on 16th July 1999
16th July 1999

What's this? ...your "He-Man Burger"? That's a five-pound patty of ground beef on a bun. Five pounds?! Who who could eat such a thing? uhh-EEE-yah-EEE-yaaah thump thump thump thump

Garfield on 17th July 1999
17th July 1999

This coffee is great, Irma! Thanks, hon. I ground the beans myself. CLOP CLOP CLOP Why is she wearing golf shoes? I'd rather not know.

Garfield on 18th July 1999
18th July 1999

dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig That's deep enough, Odie!

Garfield on 19th July 1999
19th July 1999

AIIIEEEEEE YAH YAH YAH YAH YAAAAHHHH Anything interesting today? Nah, just bills.

Garfield on 20th July 1999
20th July 1999

The next time I see you two, I expect you to be doing something worthwile. You know what that means, Odie? We'll never see Jon again.

Garfield on 21st July 1999
21st July 1999

I have a real problem with your attitude latey, mister! That, and your Short attention span.

Garfield on 22nd July 1999
22nd July 1999

Do you think your life can have an impact on the world? Absolutely. Have you noticed that there are fewer sparrows around here than there used to be?

Garfield on 23rd July 1999
23rd July 1999

RING I won't go out with you! I wonder who that was? Rejected by wrong numbers! SMACK

Garfield on 24th July 1999
24th July 1999

You need to eat a more balanced diet. Balanced? You mean as in more than one kind of donut?

Garfield on 25th July 1999
25th July 1999

Hi, mouse. Hi, cat. So, what are you standing here for? I'm waiting for my carpool. Carpool? Oh, right...a mouse carpool! That's a hot one! slam! screeee Care to explain this? Mind if I don't?

Garfield on 26th July 1999
26th July 1999

Pooky's looking a little dirty...what say I run him through the wash? My teddy bear is NOT dirty! Dusty, maybe.

Garfield on 27th July 1999
27th July 1999

So long, old pal! Have a safe journey! sniff Bon voyage! You have no idea how much pressure I'm under.

Garfield on 28th July 1999
28th July 1999

Pooky is in the wash this morning. You'll just have to find a subsitute for the next hour. Uh, Garfield. Shh. Pooky doesn't talk.

Garfield on 29th July 1999
29th July 1999

Okay, Pooky made it through the wash cycle...I'm adding fabric softener now. No...this instead. Conditioner.

Garfield on 30th July 1999
30th July 1999

Okay, Garfield, here comes Pooky... All clean and fresh from the dryer! -

Garfield on 31st July 1999
31st July 1999

There he is, fresh from the dryer and all clean! What do you think? LICK Missed a spot.

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