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Garfield on 1st January 1999
1st January 1999

How was your new yearr's party? I had a blast. And how was your microwave popcorn and late-late show? I hate you.

Garfield on 2nd January 1999
2nd January 1999

So the new year's party was a blast, huh? Sure was. I saved you some confetti.

Garfield on 3rd January 1999
3rd January 1999

munch munch munch munch ?

Garfield on 4th January 1999
4th January 1999

This is one monday that's NOT gonna get me... Because I'm not getting out of bed! Uh, Garfield... Why are you sleeping in your sandbox?

Garfield on 5th January 1999
5th January 1999

Odie is off on an around-the-world balloon trip! Altitude permitting.

Garfield on 6th January 1999
6th January 1999

Show me happy, Garfield. Now show me sad, Garfield. Forget it. Good, my face was starting to hurt.

Garfield on 7th January 1999
7th January 1999

I feel like I have a skinny cat inside me. And he's hungry.

Garfield on 8th January 1999
8th January 1999

Sigh There's a very fine line between terminal boredom... And friday nights around here. Okay, time to play "Connect the Freckles"!

Garfield on 9th January 1999
9th January 1999

Everything I did today went wrong. Not me! You didn't do anyhting today, did you? A minor detail.

Garfield on 10th January 1999
10th January 1999

roll roll roll PHOOT bweeeeeeeeen BWING * DONG I'll get the door. You do that. Auntie em! Auntie em!

Garfield on 11th January 1999
11th January 1999

Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle. I'd like to order a large pizza with everything, to be delivered. Thank you. Now THERE'S a little tape that's gouing to come in handy.

Garfield on 12th January 1999
12th January 1999

Three things that can never come quickly enough. Birthdays, Christmas... And the pizza delivery guy.

Garfield on 13th January 1999
13th January 1999

** DING-DONG OH, BABY! HEEEEELP!!! Drop the pizza and play dead!

Garfield on 14th January 1999
14th January 1999

CHOMP! YAAAHH! Ha! These hot peppers aren't bad at all. Oh...there are hot peppers?

Garfield on 15th January 1999
15th January 1999

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Some of us happen to LIKE anchovies, okay?

Garfield on 16th January 1999
16th January 1999

Hey, cat, what didja get on your pizza? BURRRP Garlic.

Garfield on 17th January 1999
17th January 1999

No?... WHY won't you go out with me, Denise? Give it to me straight... Okay, you're trying to tell me something here, aren't you? The dawn breaks.

Garfield on 18th January 1999
18th January 1999

Getting up, Garfield? Nah. I'm just not motivated. Your blanket's on fire. Yes, but it's a tiny fire.

Garfield on 19th January 1999
19th January 1999

kick Am I good or what?

Garfield on 20th January 1999
20th January 1999

Smile, Jon! Then you can be like me... Insincere.

Garfield on 21st January 1999
21st January 1999

Hey, Jon, having a bad hair day? Happy now? Don't ever do that again.

Garfield on 22nd January 1999
22nd January 1999

I have GOT to meet that girl over there, Garfield. Hi! Wanny arm-wrestle? PIG! SLAP! The undisputed king of the opening line.

Garfield on 23rd January 1999
23rd January 1999

Soetimes life is perfect. Not MY life, of course. What are you looking at?

Garfield on 24th January 1999
24th January 1999

BARK All right, you dumb mutt...tha's it! Get ready for a good pounding! SWOOSH SLURRRP! You didn't see that!

Garfield on 25th January 1999
25th January 1999

You're new around here. Just moved in. Vermin's the name...Herman Vermin! And hey, as long as we're talking here... What exactly does one take to a hole-warming party?

Garfield on 26th January 1999
26th January 1999

click click GARFIELD!

Garfield on 27th January 1999
27th January 1999

The terrified mouse, in mortal fear for his life, tears across the living room floor... ...with the mighty hunter in hot pursuit! Oh, the pulse-pounding thrill of observing nature in the raw.

Garfield on 28th January 1999
28th January 1999

Bill...Bill... "H. Vermin"? Herman, you really shouldn't give out this address. Hey! I already may be a winner!

Garfield on 29th January 1999
29th January 1999

Well? Do something! No Loitering *I* could have done that!

Garfield on 30th January 1999
30th January 1999

I thought you were after the mouse. I was. Then I remembered we had popcorn.

Garfield on 31st January 1999
31st January 1999

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