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Garfield on 1st February 1999
1st February 1999

NOK-NOK Who is it? Monday. Come back tomorrow! Sorry, that's my day off. Howzabout early next week?

Garfield on 2nd February 1999
2nd February 1999

SOMEBODY threw away all of my shirts except this one. I * Cats I didn't do it! I swear! -

Garfield on 3rd February 1999
3rd February 1999

Did you see my cheese danish? Briefly.

Garfield on 4th February 1999
4th February 1999

You don't respect me one teensy bit. Not one eensy.weensy-teensy-weensy bit. You can stop me anytime, you know. Throw in a few more weensies and I might.

Garfield on 5th February 1999
5th February 1999

Any moment, that phone will ring, Garfield. RING Ha! And it will be a beautiful woman desiring a date! No, I am NOT plagued by unsightly nose hair. So close.

Garfield on 6th February 1999
6th February 1999

I can't stop to visit. Well, I can stop, but I don't want to visit.

Garfield on 7th February 1999
7th February 1999

I am Lorenzo Garbanzo. Many years ago you sent my grandfather to that big web in the sky... Then you offed pop! So I, Lorenzo Garbanzo, am here to avenge my ancestors! SMACK! Forgive me, grandfather. A proud yet squishy people.

Garfield on 8th February 1999
8th February 1999

* RIIING Hello? I'm back. He WHAT?!! I'm gone again.

Garfield on 9th February 1999
9th February 1999

That was Mrs. Woonduck. Hmm...Woondick...Woonduck...hmmmm...Woon-duck...hmm...Woonduck...hmm... You noogied her schnauzer. Oh yeah, the yeller.

Garfield on 10th February 1999
10th February 1999

The complaints I get about you! I'm surprised you don't have a criminal record! I don't want to know... The food's not as bad as they say.

Garfield on 11th February 1999
11th February 1999

Yes, Mrs. Nostrum?...your clothesline? ...uh.huh?... Your best sheets? ...your chihuahua? ...I'm terribly sorry. It won't happen again... I'm nailing your pet door shut. That's a lovely shade of vermilion you're sporting.

Garfield on 12th February 1999
12th February 1999

Mrs. Peebrik wants to know what you did with her little dog. Look up. EEEEEEK!!! Amazing stuff, duct tape.

Garfield on 13th February 1999
13th February 1999

You have terrorized the entire neighborhood this week! I hope you're happy! And wipe that smile off your face! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Garfield on 14th February 1999
14th February 1999

pat pat Uh-oh -

Garfield on 15th February 1999
15th February 1999


Garfield on 16th February 1999
16th February 1999

It needs something. Yery funny!

Garfield on 17th February 1999
17th February 1999


Garfield on 18th February 1999
18th February 1999

That snowman needs to blow his carrot.

Garfield on 19th February 1999
19th February 1999

I've stockpiled a gazillion snowballs to do battle with Garfield. I went with quality, not quantity.

Garfield on 20th February 1999
20th February 1999

pat pat Rats! This is taking too long! And my hands are freezing. I know! I'll go in and get the ice cream scoop! Good thinking! And while you're at it, bring me the melon baller!

Garfield on 21st February 1999
21st February 1999


Garfield on 22nd February 1999
22nd February 1999

Whew! Okay, let's go outside. Boys? YES?

Garfield on 23rd February 1999
23rd February 1999

If you are cold, you can use one of my sweaters. Thanks. NOT TO START A FIRE! Make up your mind.

Garfield on 24th February 1999
24th February 1999

My new goldfish has vanished. What do you suppose happened to it, Garfield? He left you this note. "I'm going on vabation"? That's supposed to be "vacation".

Garfield on 25th February 1999
25th February 1999

Okay, I got ANOTHER goldfish. If you're good, I'll let you name him. How about "second helping"?

Garfield on 26th February 1999
26th February 1999

Ah-choo. Gesundheit. GARFIELD!

Garfield on 27th February 1999
27th February 1999


Garfield on 28th February 1999
28th February 1999

tic ploonk clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap GARFIELD!

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